# Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snappy-answers-to-stupid-questions/929760>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 6, 2021, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snappy-answers-to-stupid-questions/929760 "2021-01-06T02:11:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snappy-answers-to-stupid-questions/929760/1 "2021-01-06T02:11:32Z")

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Well, I thought it was funny.

> **[40 Times People Saw Comments That Were Better Than The Post And Shared Them...](https://www.boredpanda.com/the-real-joke-in-comments/)**
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> What if the real joke is not in the post, but underneath it? This is no philosophical question since we have some legit hilarious evidence to back up the claim.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snappy-answers-to-stupid-questions/929760/2 "2021-01-06T22:26:15Z")

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Can we share our own real-life comebacks?

Cuz I gotta stealth-brag. I _never_ know the right thing to say in the moment. Well, the day of the elections, I had a customer at work straight up ask me who I’d voted for.

I put on a slightly little-girl tone for this one:  
“Uh-uh! Nope. If I tell you, it won’t come true.”

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snappy-answers-to-stupid-questions/929760/3 "2021-01-06T23:48:20Z")

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Thinking about supper…

“How does a pizza sound?”

“Exactly like a giraffe!”

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**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snappy-answers-to-stupid-questions/929760/4 "2021-01-07T04:16:09Z")

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Oh, I’ve got to use that next election.