# Snappy Comebacks for my Passive-Agressive Boss

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snappy-comebacks-for-my-passive-agressive-boss/549063>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 3, 2010, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snappy-comebacks-for-my-passive-agressive-boss/549063 "2010-08-03T22:03:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2010, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snappy-comebacks-for-my-passive-agressive-boss/549063/41 "2010-08-05T20:44:59Z")

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I told you not to hire Uri Geller. He’s going senile.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snappy-comebacks-for-my-passive-agressive-boss/549063/42 "2010-08-06T01:38:09Z")

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[Bugs Bunny]“Head for the Hills or you’ll be up to your armpits in Sheffield!!!”[/Bugs Bunny]

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**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snappy-comebacks-for-my-passive-agressive-boss/549063/43 "2010-08-06T01:51:54Z")

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“And there’s a stick up your ass but I am _not_ giving you a high colonic.”

“Sorry, I always put 'em in there after I’m done scratching my rash.”

“Not mine. I lick mine clean and put it back in the drawer.”

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snappy-comebacks-for-my-passive-agressive-boss/549063/44 "2010-08-06T02:34:11Z")

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“I’m certain that if you try you can find something more important to think about. . .”

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**Author:** ![hobscrk777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a6a055/32.png) [@hobscrk777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hobscrk777)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snappy-comebacks-for-my-passive-agressive-boss/549063/45 "2010-08-06T03:22:34Z")

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Well, you know what they say: a fork in the hand is worth two in the sink.

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**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snappy-comebacks-for-my-passive-agressive-boss/549063/46 "2010-08-06T08:39:19Z")

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a) Don’t worry, I don’t think anyone here is contagious  
b) Don’t cut your tongue eating from the knife

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