# Snarkfest '06! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 14, 2006, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645 "2006-08-14T10:14:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/1 "2006-08-14T10:14:14Z")
Good day, friends. This is an open celebration of all things snarky and sarcastic. Say something snarkastic (yes, MY word) to something a poster said previously. Here’s some fodder: Hey, I sure had a good day at work today! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/2 "2006-08-14T11:55:13Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Hey, I sure had a good day at work today! [/QUOTE] So you actually did something the boss pays you for, instead of surfing SDMB? ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/3 "2006-08-14T12:34:51Z")
[QUOTE=VunderBob] So you actually did something the boss pays you for, instead of surfing SDMB? [/QUOTE] At least _he_ has a job. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/4 "2006-08-14T12:42:06Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] At least _he_ has a job. [/QUOTE] You call that a job? Wild monkeys do that for _free_. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/5 "2006-08-14T12:46:14Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] You call that a job? Wild monkeys do that for _free_. [/QUOTE] When they’re not busy flying out of your butt… ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/6 "2006-08-14T13:07:33Z")
[QUOTE=VunderBob] When they’re not busy flying out of your butt… [/QUOTE] So why are you looking at his butt? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/7 "2006-08-14T13:10:20Z")
[QUOTE=MsRobyn] So why are you looking at his butt? [/QUOTE] Because he taught it to sit between his shoulders and speak. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/8 "2006-08-14T13:15:53Z")
[QUOTE=VunderBob] Because he taught it to sit between his shoulders and speak. [/QUOTE] That’s not _my_ butt you dope, I’m giving **LOUNE** a piggy-back ride. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/9 "2006-08-14T14:35:03Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Good day, friends. This is an open celebration of all things snarky and sarcastic. Say something **snarkastic** (yes, MY word) to something a poster said previously. [/QUOTE] Of course it’s your word. No one could have possibly used it before, including writers for a _Gilmore Girls_ episode that first aired almost two years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/10 "2006-08-14T14:36:43Z")
[QUOTE=Sean Factotum] Of course it’s your word. No one could have possibly used it before, including writers for a _Gilmore Girls_ episode that first aired almost two years ago. [/QUOTE] Thank _Og_ you’re here with you’re encyclopedic knowledge of all things Gilmore. ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/11 "2006-08-14T14:48:28Z")
This thread is so lame, pregnant women get up and offer it their seat on the bus. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/12 "2006-08-14T15:03:12Z")
[QUOTE=Draelin] Thank _Og_ you’re here with you’re encyclopedic knowledge of all things Gilmore. [/QUOTE] Thank Og _your_ here with _you’re_ encyclopedic knowledge of grammar. RIGHT HAND! APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/13 "2006-08-14T15:05:25Z")
I should have expected something like that from a Commie. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/14 "2006-08-14T15:23:00Z")
Oh great **Harmonious Discord** , our resident Bushie showed up to call somebody a commie. We can all rest easy now. ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/15 "2006-08-14T15:27:25Z")
I love it when a thread devolves into liberal-bashing vs. conservative-bahsing. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/16 "2006-08-14T15:50:14Z")
**saorise** you and your “won’t somebody think of the children” whinge are just what this thread needed. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/17 "2006-08-14T15:52:02Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] Thank Og _your_ here with _you’re_ encyclopedic knowledge of grammar. [/QUOTE] Try again. You’ll get it right eventually. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/18 "2006-08-14T15:53:56Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.] Try again. You’ll get it right eventually. [/QUOTE] Psst. The misspellings were intentional and facetious. Pass it on. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/19 "2006-08-14T16:23:12Z")
[QUOTE=Draelin] Thank _Og_ you’re here with you’re encyclopedic knowledge of all things Gilmore. [/QUOTE] Yeah, _you_ try to organize a brainful of useless information. It’s a lot harder than it looks. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/20 "2006-08-14T16:34:58Z")
[QUOTE=Sean Factotum] Yeah, _you_ try to organize a brainful of useless information. It’s a lot harder than it looks. [/QUOTE] How is that difficult? A brain the size of yours can hold about two to three facts, tops. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645.md?page=2)