# Snarkfest '06! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 14, 2006, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645 "2006-08-14T10:14:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/21 "2006-08-14T16:35:19Z")
[QUOTE=Sean Factotum] Yeah, _you_ try to organize a brainful of useless information. It’s a lot harder than it looks. [/QUOTE] Don’t try this at home. We’re professionals. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/22 "2006-08-14T16:41:13Z")
[QUOTE=VunderBob] Don’t try this at home. We’re professionals. [/QUOTE] What, something like setting your yard on fire? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/23 "2006-08-14T16:43:18Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] Psst. The misspellings were intentional and facetious. Pass it on. [/QUOTE] Pssst. What’s the point of this thread again? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/24 "2006-08-14T16:53:01Z")
[QUOTE=BiblioCat] What, something like setting your yard on fire? [/QUOTE] I’m a Nero wanna-be… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/25 "2006-08-14T17:07:17Z")
[QUOTE=VunderBob] I’m a Nero wanna-be… [/QUOTE] Yeah that **VunderBob** don’t _fiddle_ around when it comes to burning down the town. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/26 "2006-08-14T17:46:38Z")
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.] Pssst. What’s the point of this thread again? 😛 [/QUOTE] Pssst. Your breath smells _wonderful_, but just for fun, have a tic tac, k? ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/27 "2006-08-14T18:17:30Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] Pssst. Your breath smells _wonderful_, but just for fun, have a tic tac, k? [/QUOTE] Those things will rot your teeth. But obviously that sort of thing doesn’t concern _you._ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/28 "2006-08-14T18:35:49Z")
Well, thank Og **Surly Chick** showed up to show us all the way to health and happiness. I mean, what if **Q.E.D.** had sucked on that TicTac. Why he would have gained a bazillion pounds, had all his teeth rotted out and probably would have gotten cooties! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/29 "2006-08-14T18:46:23Z")
It is SO much easier to finish putting out your newspaper when your phone lines are down so none of your sources can call you back! ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/30 "2006-08-14T18:53:31Z")
[QUOTE=Surly Chick] Those things will rot your teeth. But obviously that sort of thing doesn’t concern _you._ [/QUOTE] Because I’m sure they’ll be inventing sugar-free mints _any day now_. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/31 "2006-08-14T18:59:36Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] Because I’m sure they’ll be inventing sugar-free mints _any day now_. [/QUOTE] Jeez, where have you had your head buried, they’ve had sugarfree mints for years now. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/32 "2006-08-14T19:01:38Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] Jeez, where have you had your head buried, they’ve had sugarfree mints for years now. [/QUOTE] Well, I guess you’d know; with that breath of yours, i’m sure you end up having to eat many. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/33 "2006-08-14T19:13:45Z")
[QUOTE=Revenant Threshold] Well, I guess you’d know; with that breath of yours, i’m sure you end up having to eat many. [/QUOTE] You suck 'm, not bite 'em, Einstein. ---
**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/34 "2006-08-14T19:17:08Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] You suck 'm, not bite 'em, Einstein. [/QUOTE] I bet you hear that line a lot, huh? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/35 "2006-08-14T19:19:35Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] You suck 'm, not bite 'em, Einstein. [/QUOTE] And you would know about suck as opposed to bite. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/36 "2006-08-14T19:26:19Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] And you would know about suck as opposed to bite. [/QUOTE] Sucking works better without teeth, and that’s why there’s breath mints with lotsa sugar… ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/37 "2006-08-14T19:28:13Z")
[QUOTE=VunderBob] Sucking works better without teeth, and that’s why there’s breath mints with lotsa sugar… [/QUOTE] The master speaks! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/38 "2006-08-14T19:33:50Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] That’s not _my_ butt you dope, I’m giving **LOUNE** a piggy-back ride. [/QUOTE] Getting crowded back there? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/39 "2006-08-14T19:43:18Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] And you would know about suck as opposed to bite. [/QUOTE] Nice simulpost, Steinberg. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645/40 "2006-08-14T19:48:00Z")
I asked about Altoids in the blow-job thread and boy, did I get an eye-opener! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarkfest-06/368645.md?page=3)