# Snarky responses to well-meaning Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 21, 2010, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979 "2010-12-21T18:16:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979/21 "2010-12-22T01:33:32Z")
Moved thread from the Pit to MPSIMS. Also, ensured that the OP is no longer titless. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979/22 "2010-12-22T01:40:22Z")
You just ruined Christmas, **Miller**. Thanks a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979/23 "2010-12-22T02:42:00Z")
Spoilsport! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979/24 "2010-12-22T03:05:39Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Also, ensured that the OP is no longer titless. [Mod Note]This was a one-time special case-This procedure is not yet available to either Guests or Members of this message board.[/Mod Note] ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979/25 "2010-12-22T03:15:07Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] Also, ensured that the OP is no longer titless. [/QUOTE] > [@Czarcasm](#): > > [Mod Note]This was a one-time special case-This procedure is not yet available to either Guests or Members of this message board.[/Mod Note] Umm, I’m willing to re-gift… (My wife says it’s ok with her, too) ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979/26 "2010-12-22T04:13:23Z")
These were pretty good: > [@digs](#): > > \*\*Is it true that the average American uses more energy than a blue whale? > \*\*-- Well, a blue whale who doesn’t own a decent size TV. > > \*\*Which cardio machine is better for weightloss? > \*\*-- The one you’ll get on every day. > > \*\* Why Are Big Cities in America So Liberal? > \*\*-- Smart people move off the farm. \>:-} > > [ > > \*\*Ethernet cables - multiple types - too much information! > \*\*-- Well, don’t come here. We’ll just give you more. > > \*\*Mathletes: Two card-odds questions (blackjack and side bet) > \*\*-- Sorry. Mathletes know enough about the odds not to gamble. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979/27 "2010-12-22T06:00:24Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > You just ruined Christmas, **Miller**. Thanks a lot. Quick - someone get a cat playing a piano! ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979/28 "2010-12-22T07:38:49Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Quick - someone get a cat playing a piano! But only if you can find a piano with tits. The cat can be titless. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979/29 "2010-12-22T13:12:56Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Quick - someone get a cat playing a piano! Um..if you can’t get that done, **Cat Whisperer**..how will the rest of us have a chance? 😛 -D/a ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979/30 "2010-12-22T15:09:06Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Moved thread from the Pit to MPSIMS. Also, ensured that the OP is no longer titless. Busted! ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979/31 "2010-12-22T16:13:11Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Moved thread from the Pit to MPSIMS. Also, ensured that the OP is no longer titless. Maybe on your way out, you could punch a puppy, too. Wait, nix that; \*beat \*an orphan \*with \*a kitten. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979/32 "2010-12-22T18:47:33Z")
Tear the leg off an orphan and beat a kitten with it. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979/33 "2010-12-22T19:53:45Z")
And then force-feed it to the puppy. We have a winner! ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979/34 "2010-12-22T20:33:02Z")
I think I started the first Sarcastic Answers to GQ Questions thread. Damn, that was a while ago. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979/35 "2010-12-22T20:45:58Z")
> [@Captain\_Carrot](#): > > I think I started the first Sarcastic Answers to GQ Questions thread. Damn, that was a while ago. Yeah, _suuuuuuuuure_ you did. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979/36 "2010-12-22T20:55:33Z")
Really, how is this thread supposed to exist outside of the Pit? Isn’t the whole, um, premise kind of hinged on making fun of other people–or at least their threads? ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2010, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979/37 "2010-12-22T23:38:41Z")
Again, when I did it, it was just gentle teasing. A suitable thing for IMHO/MPSIMS, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979/38 "2010-12-23T15:21:49Z")
I guess? I think most people would be worried about hurting people’s feelings, though, or crossing the line into something inappropriate outside the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979/39 "2010-12-23T22:19:48Z")
> [@Cheshire\_Human](#): > > But only if you can find a piano with tits. The cat can be titless. Playing ‘The Sound of Music’. “Climb every mountain…!” - Julie Adrews [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snarky-responses-to-well-meaning-thread-titles/564979.md?page=1)