# Snatching Defeat From The Jaws Of Victory : 86-Yr-Old's Sudden Death

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**Created:** [December 14, 2013, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snatching-defeat-from-the-jaws-of-victory-86-yr-olds-sudden-death/676288 "2013-12-14T02:58:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Claverhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snatching-defeat-from-the-jaws-of-victory-86-yr-olds-sudden-death/676288/1 "2013-12-14T02:58:46Z")

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A sad ending to some quaint facet of Americana… Mr. Howard Stern, the respected shock-jock gave the winner of one of his generous competitions, _Get My Grandpa Laid_, 86-yr-old Johnny Orris the services of two hookers at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada.  
Unfortunately he went for a steak dinner beforehand.  
_After winning the October competition, Orris was counting down the days until his night of passion with call girls Caressa Kisses and Rain Riches._

_“He was on cloud nine, and anxious to get back to the Bunny Ranch,” the 49-year-old grandson said. “He told one of the girls, ‘I’m gonna be back here at 9 o’clock — you’d better be ready!’”_

_But two bites into his prime rib, Orris began choking — and his grandson said repeated attempts to save the retired farmer with the Heimlich maneuver were unsuccessful._  
_The upset grandson found solace with one of the ranch’s working girls when Hof granted him a freebie._

**[NY Daily News](http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/86-year-old-chokes-death-claiming-sex-prize-article-1.1546939)**

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**Author:** ![Isilder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/cc9497/32.png) [@Isilder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isilder)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2013, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snatching-defeat-from-the-jaws-of-victory-86-yr-olds-sudden-death/676288/2 "2013-12-14T11:25:30Z")

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I saved an old lady who was choking on her steak. She had totally passed out, and lost pulse.

I was with a bunch of doctors. MD at least.  
First they tried Heimlich and they tried removing the obstruction using knife, spoon, etc

Then  
A Malaysian doctor was doing CPR.

A little chinese ER doctor was trying to do EAR.  
She couldn’t get any air in.

I figured out that was because she couldn’t blow hard enough

So I took really deep breath and did the EAR !

I cleared our her sinus.

Then I took another deep breath, pinched her nose, and did EAR …  
and I hear a massive scary noise.

Well that was the air going past the steak, and she came to, and coughed up the steak and her dentures.

And I was covered in her snot.