# Sneaky Lover Roadtrip Advice!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-lover-roadtrip-advice/316232>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 9, 2005, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-lover-roadtrip-advice/316232 "2005-08-09T03:53:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-lover-roadtrip-advice/316232/21 "2005-08-09T20:04:54Z")

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Truck Driver rest stops aren’t bad. The showers and everything are usually kept up really well, so I hear. Otherwise, people wouldn’t keep using them.

Also, don’t underestimate the local forest preserve. There’s got to be parks along the way. That’s what they’re there for!

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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-lover-roadtrip-advice/316232/22 "2005-08-09T20:11:01Z")

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> [@akwally1](#):
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> Well, the obvious question is what kind of vehicle are you driving?

We’ll be in her Ford Explorer. I’m familiar with the space of my Jeep but I don’t really know how an Explorer…er, rides, so to speak. It also depends on how much crap we have packed. We’re going to be up for six days. I know that I can cram six days worth of clothes and toiletries into one bag and hang whatever nice shirts I need to. Lady Mung, however, is a notoriously heavy packer. We shall see.

_Sniff_ It’s so nice to have the support of all my fellow fornicators and ne’er-do-wells! I’m getting all _verklempt_!

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**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-lover-roadtrip-advice/316232/23 "2005-08-09T20:11:24Z")

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If you go with the “taking a walk in the woods” idea, TAKE BUG SPRAY. Really. Trust me on this one. ::scratches wildly in inappropriate places::

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