# Sneaky politics. I don't know what else to call it.

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 6, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779 "2003-04-06T01:24:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/1 "2003-04-06T01:24:30Z")

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Well, the conservatives are into a prolonged orgasm of self-righteousness. I’m afraid they’re going to have to skip afterglow, though, and go directly into post-coital depression.  
Got that off my chest. 😛  
Ok, so I’ve been watching too much war coverage. I’ve got this stuff ‘imbedded’ in my lower intestine. So much “That’s what we said” going on.  
Before actual hostilities started, the public _was_ allowed to believe that this would be a short action. Nobody actually _promised_ anything, but the pro’s (Bush and his people) did nothing to discourage the idea that a few days, maybe a week, would do it. Then there was the imfamous “pause”. There \*was['i] a pause, but so what? The only folks to make an issue of it were the military and government. Through their talking heads, the “liberal” media, of course. Now we’re not necessarily after Saddam, but “The Regime”. They’re even hinting that we don’t really need to take all of Baghdad.  
Damn. Not much chance of failure, is there?  
Bring what’s left of our troops home, asap.  
Peace,  
mangeorge

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/2 "2003-04-06T02:12:46Z")

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Sooo sorry that the war didn’t end in a week. Why would anyone in their right mind think that it would only take a few days to invade and occupy a country?

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/3 "2003-04-06T02:32:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by msmith537 \*  
> \*\*Sooo sorry that the war didn’t end in a week. Why would anyone in their right mind think that it would only take a few days to invade and occupy a country? \*\*

_Exactly_. So where did they get such a notion?

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/4 "2003-04-06T02:51:59Z")

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I can’t seem to find a Shrub Administration mouthpiece’s prediction of a week-long war. Want to help me out, here, **mangeorge**?

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/5 "2003-04-06T03:07:43Z")

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Where, exactly, did the administration say this would be short? Every quote I can find says that we should be prepared for a long conflict.

So - cite?

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**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/6 "2003-04-06T03:25:32Z")

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Ahem. The OP said that no such statement was made. However, the OP did say that no such statement that it would be long was made, either. Do you have a quote that refers to a long conflict from before March?

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/7 "2003-04-06T03:59:40Z")

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> Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said Thursday that in the event of war U.S. troops would stay in Iraq for “as long as is necessary” to disarm the country and begin the process of building a stable, post-Saddam government.

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Secretary of State Colin Powell, on the eve of another faceoff at the United Nations over disarming Saddam Hussein, said Thursday the American people should be ``prepared for a fairly long-term commitment’’ in Iraq.]([http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/02/13/sprj.irq.wrap/](http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/02/13/sprj.irq.wrap/)"Feb 14[/url)

Feb 13

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/8 "2003-04-06T04:01:29Z")

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Because I dorked up the coding – the first quote is from a CNN site on Feb 14.

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/9 "2003-04-06T04:49:29Z")

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I didn’t make my point about the duration, I guess. Try this;  
There was a lot of scoffing (after the start of the war) at those who said the invasion would be short. They, the scoffers, said pretty much what **msmith537** relates above. Who were those who so thought (short war), and where did they get such an idea? There were quite a lot of them (short war believers), IIRC. It was one of the popular points made by the pro-war crowd. Before the war, that is.  
Anyway, that’s ancient history. What about the other stuff?  
And what’s all this talk of “payback” for those who didn’t support Bush?

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**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/10 "2003-04-06T05:08:42Z")

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I for one don’t understand what you are saying about the “pause”. The only thing I know about it is that you don’t want to out-run your supply line. It was the fastest advance in history, so to me that makes sense.

I more or less agree about the talk about Saddam, but if he is under 100 tons of rubble I’m not going to go dig him out.

We are taking it easy about rushing into Baghdad to prevent unnecessary deaths and to protect the citizens and infrastructure. Seems reasonable to me.

Who’s saying anything about “payback” for those who didn’t support Bush.

Maybe you should think about a **cite** , here,there and once in awhile.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/11 "2003-04-06T05:16:34Z")

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I am very confused.

The OP:

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> Before actual hostilities started, the public was allowed to believe that this would be a short action. Nobody actually promised anything, but the pro’s (Bush and his people) did nothing to discourage the idea that a few days, maybe a week, would do it.

Yet my quotes above show that in February, both the Secretary of State and the Secretary of Defense warned that the action could take quite a long time.

Before I can work up any righteous indignation at the people who promised us this would be a short war, I’d like to know who they are.

I’m also unclear what the “pause” comment means.

I don’t understand the significance of the “regime” as opposed to “Saddam”, or the business about not occupying all of Baghdad. What is the point, exactly, that you’re making?

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/12 "2003-04-06T05:32:42Z")

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The military paused to, as you say, let things kinda catch up. Makes sense to me, but then they, for some reason, vehemently denied a pause. That’s the thing I didn’t understand.  
“Get Saddam”, “disarm Iraq”, and “WMD’s” were the rallying cries, IIRC.  
The payback thing was a couple of reporters, on Fox I think, not officials.  
Look, I’m not criticizing what they’re doing so much as what they seem to be saying. The official line doesn’t seem to be consistant. And they use all those silly sayings.  
Don’t need no freakin’ cites, this here’s IMHO. 🆒  
Try to find a specific cite, esp. a historical one, among all the coverage of this war.  
They even re-named the friggin’ _airport_. And made a big deal out of it.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/13 "2003-04-06T16:48:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ringo \*  
> I can’t seem to find a Shrub Administration mouthpiece’s prediction of a week-long war. Want to help me out, here, **mangeorge**? \*\*

From the idiot TV people who implied that this war would be over in a week. Look, the media is not the same as the government. They are two separate groups with two distinct ways of looking at things. I listened to Bush and Gen Franks:

“This will be a long process”  
“This will take as long as it takes”  
“No plan survives first contact with the enemy”  
etc etc

They have a tough job since any setback is going to be examined in extruciating detail. It seems that the media are the ones who expect everything to go flawlessly without a single loss of life.

This is the same media that questions the conflict every time a helicopter returns home with a bullet hole in it or a Marine gets killed or missing. How many soldiers were killed or missing the first 24 hours of D-Day?

I’m not in the military but even I know that at some point, the Army is going to need to stop to take a break in order to refuel and rearm their tanks.

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**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/14 "2003-04-06T20:22:37Z")

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[This article](http://www.inq7.net/opi/2003/mar/31/opi_csdequiros-1.htm) says:

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> George Bush, Rumsfeld and Tony Blair initially predicted the war would be over in a matter of days, at most in a couple of weeks. They predicted the Iraqis would greet the soldiers with songs and flowers as soon as they set foot on Iraqi soil and rise as one to oust a tyrant. Instead, the Iraqis rose as one to greet an invader with a hail of bullets. Now, Bush, Rumsfeld and Blair are saying the war won’t be won overnight but only in the long haul. To be sure, they said, contradicting what they said earlier, this was totally expected.

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/15 "2003-04-06T20:41:34Z")

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Here are a couple articles that speak to the before and after the start of the war spin I’m referring to;  
[Reuters Alertnet](http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/N29208253.htm).  
And,  
[Oakland Tribune](http://www.oaklandtribune.com/Stories/0,1413,82~1865~1280367,00.html).

The general feeling around me was definitely that the war was going to be short, rather than long. That’s changed now. We’ve been prepped for a long occupation, and some feel pretty righteous about the idea.  
I’ll try to find something about killing Saddam. And _not_ just his regime.  
Boy, sometimes I wish I were a conservative. Life would be so much easier. Isn’t there an operation or something? An -ectomy of some sort? 😉

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/16 "2003-04-06T23:24:10Z")

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No, the operation to change to a conservative is an -otomy, of the “lob” variety.

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**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/17 "2003-04-07T06:39:45Z")

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How witty. And off topic. And just snipy.

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**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/18 "2003-04-08T05:30:58Z")

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There are some interesting cites about halfway down the page [here](http://www.spinsanity.org/columns/20030404.html). Make of them what you will.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/19 "2003-04-08T11:41:59Z")

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There’s nothing real surprising here. Of course, the war was sold as a quickneasy one. Of course, the leaders, in the process of selling the war, issued a few solemn statements about “we must be prepared for a long operation” as standard CYA stuff. Of course, those quotes are now being dug up.

And of course, weapons of mass destruction are being found. Maybe they’re real, maybe they’re not, but the importance of finding them was always too great to leave to chance. If Saddam was not consdierate enough to leave a few aroudn to be found, the CIA would have had to plant some.

I’m surprised I have to tell you these things.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneaky-politics-i-dont-know-what-else-to-call-it/166779/20 "2003-04-08T12:01:29Z")

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There have been second- and third-hand reports that Rumsfeld had talked up a “three-day war” to Bush and others inside the White House, but I don’t recall him making such a claim on the record.
