# Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chucks)...I don't get it **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 18, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465 "2003-04-18T02:12:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465/1 "2003-04-18T02:12:33Z")
Several times on this board I have seen references to this store that was on The Simpsons. Everyone here seems to think it’s funny and clever and I don’t know what it is. I even saw the episode and the store itself in the episode, yet I still don’t get it. What does it mean? ---
**Author:** ![Larz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Larz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larz)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465/2 "2003-04-18T02:14:45Z")
If you follow the rhyme scheme of Sneed’s Feed and Seed, it would have been Chuck’s \_uck and Suck. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465/3 "2003-04-24T00:32:33Z")
That’s It? That’s kind of disappointing. Is Chuck’s -uck and suck a euphemism for something (Not a very good euphemism. It hardly hides what it’s trying to describe.), or was it completely made up for the Simpsons? ---
**Author:** ![Vixenation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/278dde/32.png) [@Vixenation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vixenation)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465/4 "2003-04-24T00:50:11Z")
“F\*ck and suck” (without the asterisk, mind you) is an often used term, which means exactly what it sounds like it means. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465/5 "2003-04-24T01:43:31Z")
Criminy, people, just write out “Fuck and suck”… crude, yes, but given the context of the thread, one little swear shouldn’t be overdoing it. Anyway, Zamboni - can I call you Zambi? Thanks - it’s a reference to sex (obviously) and blowjobs (I would have THOUGHT this was obvious). ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465/6 "2003-04-24T01:48:26Z")
No you may not call me Zambi. The preferred abbreviated form is Zamboni. May I call you POO? 😉 Yes it’s obvious, it’s just kind of dumb. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465/7 "2003-04-24T02:30:11Z")
It’s really the sort of thing that’s only funny if you figure it out yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465/8 "2003-04-24T03:54:42Z")
Reminds me of an old joke. A man had 3 teenage daughters. On a Saturday night, the doorbell rang. The man answered the door. There was a teenage boy standing there. He said: “Hello, I’m Bo. I’m here for Mary Jo. We’re going to the show. Is she ready to go?” The doorbell rang again in a few minutes. It was another teenage boy, who said: “Hi, my name is Eddie. I’m here for Betty. We’re going out for spaghetti. Is she ready?” A few minutes later, the doorbell rang again. It was another teenage boy, who said: “Hi, I’m Chuck…” _ **SLAM** _ ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465/9 "2003-04-24T04:10:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Great Zamboni \* > \*\*May I call you POO? 😉 \*\* LOL. I didn’t get that until I looked at your username, SPOOFE :D. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465/10 "2003-04-24T12:42:19Z")
This is one reason people don’t use my name when singing “The Name Game” "Chuck, Chuck, bo Buck, banana fanna fo – " ---
**Author:** ![HackFraudz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hackfraudz/32/127_2.png) [@HackFraudz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HackFraudz)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465/11 "2018-10-16T23:49:33Z")
Cringe ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465/12 "2018-10-17T00:15:41Z")
When this thread started, _The Simpsons_ was only a decade past its peak. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465/13 "2018-10-17T00:58:08Z")
I love how \*\*HackFraudz \*\*joined the Dope, grabbed himself a Mo avatar, and replied to a 15-year-old thread in order to post a single word (which is, thus far, his entire contribution to the site). mmm ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465/14 "2018-10-17T06:07:46Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > I love how \*\*HackFraudz \*\*joined the Dope, grabbed himself a Mo avatar, and replied to a 15-year-old thread in order to post a single word (which is, thus far, his entire contribution to the site). > mmm I love how you think all your posts are tasty, Homer Simpson style. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465/15 "2018-10-17T09:57:34Z")
I love walking in the autumnal woods. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465/16 "2018-10-17T10:31:01Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > I love walking in the autumnal woods. How about candlelight dinners and cuddling in front of a cozy fire with a glass of good wine? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465/17 "2018-10-17T10:39:47Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > How about candlelight dinners and cuddling in front of a cozy fire with a glass of good wine? 😉 Oh, yeah. One of the things that keeps me smiling till spring. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465/18 "2018-10-17T12:17:09Z")
> [@Green\_Bean](#): > > Reminds me of an old joke. > > … > A few minutes later, the doorbell rang again. It was another teenage boy, who said: > > “Hi, I’m Chuck…” > > _ **SLAM** _ OK - I get that it is just a stupid joke, but what was the daughter’s name supposed to be? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2018, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sneeds-feed-and-seed-formerly-chucks-i-dont-get-it/169465/19 "2018-10-17T12:28:50Z")
[Moderating] Since the only remaining posts are commenting on the untimely revivification, I think it’s safe to say that this thread has run its course. **HackFraudz** , while we don’t have a rule against bumping old threads, we do ask that it only be done to add some new contribution.