# snfaulkner, come in here... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 30, 2019, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649 "2019-01-30T01:06:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/1 "2019-01-30T01:06:15Z")
…and then go fuck yourself, you[motherfucking asshole](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21459575&postcount=3). That is all. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/2 "2019-01-30T01:18:45Z")
Done and done. Now what? ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/3 "2019-01-30T01:35:33Z")
I suppose fucking off would be too much to ask? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/4 "2019-01-30T01:39:06Z")
He snarked about a War and Peace-sized post. What a horrible human being. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/5 "2019-01-30T01:47:52Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > I suppose fucking off would be too much to ask? Meh, maybe. No promises though. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/6 "2019-01-30T01:50:03Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > He snarked about a War and Peace-sized post. What a horrible human being. He called a heartfelt post by a currently clearly quite affected poster a “screed”. Could have just shut his trap and moved on. So yes, he’s a pustule of a human. A little pustule, in the scheme of things, but still a pustule. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/7 "2019-01-30T01:51:32Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Meh, maybe. No promises though. Tease. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/8 "2019-01-30T01:55:56Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > He called a heartfelt post by a currently clearly quite affected poster a “screed”. Could have just shut his trap and moved on. So yes, he’s a pustule of a human. A little pustule, in the scheme of things, but still a pustule. I was interested in the thread topic, which is why I opened it. But I’m sorry that the OP’s posting style made my eyes glaze over. I was still interested in the topic, however, which is why I asked for a summary. I’ll accept being a pustule in that all of humanity is. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/9 "2019-01-30T02:03:48Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > But I’m sorry that the OP’s posting style made my eyes glaze over. And I’m sorry for your clear mental deficiencies. I’d have been less quick to Pit if you’d made it known upfront that you were hard-of-thinking. I suggest starting all future posts with “It may be because I’m a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.” ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/10 "2019-01-30T02:07:12Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > And I’m sorry for your clear mental deficiencies. I’d have been less quick to Pit if you’d made it known upfront that you were hard-of-thinking. I suggest starting all future posts with “It may be because I’m a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.” Deal! ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/11 "2019-01-30T02:08:35Z")
Oh shit, I fucked up already! It may be because I’m a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max. Deal! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/12 "2019-01-30T02:10:22Z")
Pustule? Maybe. But we’ll never get to 1million in the countdown thread without snfaulkner. It’s already slow enough for sloths. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/13 "2019-01-30T02:11:16Z")
Actually, how about I just make it my signature, cause I’m too simpletony to remember each and every time? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/14 "2019-01-30T02:15:39Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Pustule? Maybe. But we’ll never get to 1million in the countdown thread without snfaulkner. It’s already slow enough for sloths. 🙂 Sloths are perfectly slow enough for a festering, weeping, bubonic pustule like me to add 1! ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/15 "2019-01-30T02:20:20Z")
That Banquet Bear is one seriously tiring dude. Why would anyone want to read his 10,000 word essay on banning fairness. Jesus Christ. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/16 "2019-01-30T02:28:09Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Actually, how about I just make it my signature, cause I’m too simpletony to remember each and every time? Maybe a macro? ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/17 "2019-01-30T02:29:30Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Actually, how about I just make it my signature, cause I’m too simpletony to remember each and every time? Knock yourself out, brah. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/18 "2019-01-30T02:35:35Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Knock yourself out, brah. _whew_ I started before you responded and I was very worried. Your approval attenuated much anxiety. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/19 "2019-01-30T02:55:03Z")
It’s not your drooling he has a problem with, **snfaulkner**. It’s because you’re such an insensitive monster. He’s still quivering with righteous indignation. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649/20 "2019-01-30T02:58:54Z")
Naah, I’m good with the self-abasement, however performative it may be. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snfaulkner-come-in-here/828649.md?page=2)