# Sniglets

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sniglets/6933>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 9, 1999, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sniglets/6933 "1999-07-09T22:29:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 1999, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sniglets/6933/41 "1999-08-17T00:22:00Z")

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I found my Sniglets book! Wow, guess I just never get rid of my books!

Elbonics - the actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

Expressholes - people who try to sneak more than the “eight items or less” into the express checkout line.

Spagmumps - any of the millions of styrofoam wads that accompany mail-order items (I’ve always called them Spafoops)

Yinkel - a person (man?) who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.

## Let me know if I can find one for anyone out there.

You can count the number of apples in one tree but never the number of trees in one apple.

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**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 1999, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sniglets/6933/42 "1999-08-18T00:15:00Z")

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We always called the styrofoam bits “nerdlies”. Don’t know who came up with it.

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