# Sniglets!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sniglets/698292>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 12, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sniglets/698292 "2014-09-12T15:34:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sniglets/698292/1 "2014-09-12T15:34:56Z")

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A long long time ago a comic named Rich Hall came up with books of words that didn’t exist, but should.

There’s even a 15 year old thread I found [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=11737).

So I’m starting this thread to get any new words that need to be created since the last 15 years.

To get your creative juices flowing, I’ll give you a definition that needs a word defined for it: That moment in time between pressing the \<enter\> button on a keyboard and realizing you just screwed up. i.e. “delete _filename_” when you meant to type “\*\*copy \*\*_filename_.”

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sniglets/698292/2 "2014-09-12T16:18:01Z")

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That’s an old one - the ohnosecond.

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sniglets/698292/3 "2014-09-12T16:25:52Z")

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One from the book-  
Essoasso- That guy that cuts across the gas station to avoid a red light.

How about one for the feeling you get right as you realize you probably shouldn’t have said it; kind of like a failure of your mental emergency brake.

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sniglets/698292/4 "2014-09-12T18:11:27Z")

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Here’s a ready-made singlet from my childhood:

- WHAT-WHEAT–\* the weeds that grow in vacant lots, whose tops suggest they are wheat, but you know really aren’t.

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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sniglets/698292/5 "2014-09-12T19:35:13Z")

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> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> That’s an old one - the ohnosecond.

Thanks. I didn’t remember it.

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**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sniglets/698292/6 "2014-09-12T21:18:56Z")

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Foosh: when schools of fish suddenly change direction.

Fwop: the sound made when snapping out fresh sheets that settle onto the bed.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sniglets/698292/7 "2014-09-12T21:31:12Z")

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> [@Enright3](#):
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> To get your creative juices flowing

Ewww!  
One I actually use (if only to myself):

**oruntil** : the condition that lets you know when something is ready regardless of how much time has passed. (As in, “Bake frozen pizza for 15-17 minutes _or until_ cheese is melted and crust is golden brown.”)

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**Author:** ![Backwater\_Under\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba8739/32.png) [@Backwater\_Under\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Backwater_Under_Duck)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2014, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sniglets/698292/8 "2014-09-12T23:51:04Z")

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Johndoorpulsion: The kinetic energy applied to a person who, while in a great hurry, pushes on the men’s room door with full force at the exact moment the guy on the other side yanks it open.

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**Author:** ![DChord568](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@DChord568](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DChord568)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sniglets/698292/9 "2014-09-13T01:28:25Z")

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Back when she was still in high school, my daughter made up what I thought was a useful one.

The act of going through the fast food drive-through, getting a meal and eating it as you continue to drive is foodautoing.

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2014, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sniglets/698292/10 "2014-09-13T02:14:59Z")

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Ramafications: the consequences of the arrival of of a gigantic alien spacecraft in the inner Solar System.
