# Snitches Get Skritches - Beware of Sgt. Fuzz! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 16, 2018, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snitches-get-skritches-beware-of-sgt-fuzz/810674 "2018-03-16T16:25:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snitches-get-skritches-beware-of-sgt-fuzz/810674/1 "2018-03-16T16:25:28Z")
The latest addition to the St. Paul police department is tasked with [list=A][li]Support for police officers, and[/li][li]community relations and outreach.[/list]Requirements for the position appear to consist of being almost unbearably cute, and he is almost [over-qualified for the job](http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2018/03/15/meet-sgt-fuzz/).[/li] Criminals of St Paul beware - you might get cuddled! Regards, Shodan Leet the Wonder Dog[sup]TM[/sup] approves of this post. ---
**Author:** ![jayrey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@jayrey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayrey)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snitches-get-skritches-beware-of-sgt-fuzz/810674/2 "2018-03-16T16:57:48Z")
Sgt. Fuzz is adorable! I’m envious; I want a therapy dog in my office too. Ya, I’ve already asked. The answer was no, which I get because no one would ever get any work done. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snitches-get-skritches-beware-of-sgt-fuzz/810674/3 "2018-03-16T17:16:57Z")
So, wait, Lt. Fuzz got demoted? 😉