# SNL Celebrity Jeopardy! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 19, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638 "2001-03-19T23:53:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Evnglion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f04885/32.png) [@Evnglion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evnglion)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638/1 "2001-03-19T23:53:45Z")
I love these skits. But I must say that the ones with Sean Connery are the best. What is everyone’s favorite of these? The one the Seinfeld hosted was great too… ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638/2 "2001-03-20T00:15:59Z")
David Duchovny as Jeff Goldblum. When asked to write any letter, he wrote the number 2. “Ah, ah, the _letter_ two, my friend.” Tobey Maguire as Keanu Reeves. “I know kung fu!” “No you don’t!” ---
**Author:** ![Wartime\_Consigliori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638/3 "2001-03-20T00:16:00Z")
And I thought I was the only poor soul who loves so skits so much. Okay, here goes (with apologies in advance for my first attempts at vB codes): 1. **Connery** “I’ll take The Rapists for $200” **Trebek** “Umm, that’s Therapists, Mr. Connery” 2. **Connery** “I’ll take Swords for $5000” **Trebek** “That’s S-Words, Mr. Connery” 3. The whole Miso, followed by Horny, bit that I won’t try to explain to the uninitiated. Friggin’ hilarious skits! Thanks A Million for bringing it up. I am now smiling after a really Blue Monday. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638/4 "2001-03-20T00:28:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wartime Consigliori \* > \*\*The whole Miso, followed by Horny, bit that I won’t try to explain to the uninitiated. \*\* Oh i loved that one! 🙂 “Miso. Very good, a type of soup. Let’s see how much you wagered. Horny…” And also Mathew Perry being the batman guy…er…Michael Keaton? ---
**Author:** ![Evnglion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f04885/32.png) [@Evnglion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evnglion)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638/5 "2001-03-20T00:29:18Z")
Oh gosh I love the mispronouncing ones. this one rocks (Connery, Sandler, Cruise) _ **Connery** - I’ll take Famous Titties for $400 **Trebek** - That’s Titles, Famous Titles for $400, the answer is - “What is the name of the book that gave the movie ‘Gone With the Wind’ it’s name”._ **RING** _ **Connery** - Dolly Pardon!!_ hahahaha, I love that ---
**Author:** ![KeithT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638/6 "2001-03-20T01:33:34Z")
**Alex Trebek** : This December 25 holiday involves decorating a tree and opening presents. _(Burt Reynolds buzzes in)_ **Burt Reynolds** :Yeah, what’s my birthday. **AT** :Is your birthday December 25, Mr. Reynolds? **BR** :No, July 7th. **AT** :Actually, I have your bio here; it’s Feb. 11. _(pauses) (BR buzzes in again)_ **BR** : What _ **is** _ July 7th? Oh, and Donahue’s rants and Brando’s eccentricity weren’t bad either. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SuperNova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SuperNova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNova)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638/7 "2001-03-20T01:33:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wartime Consigliori \* > \*\* > > 1. **Connery** “I’ll take The Rapists for $200” > **Trebek** “Umm, that’s Therapists, Mr. Connery” > > 2. **Connery** “I’ll take Swords for $5000” > **Trebek** “That’s S-Words, Mr. Connery” > \*\* 1. **Connery** “I’ll take Anal Bum Cover for $###” **Trebek** “That’s An Album Cover, Mr. Connery” ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638/8 "2001-03-20T01:41:19Z")
The skit with Jimmy Fallon as Hillary Swank…forgetting to thank her sobbing husband in the audience yet again. ---
**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638/9 "2001-03-20T01:42:10Z")
I have 5 of these as MP3s on my computer. Here are my favorites: Sean Connery Bungling words – The-rapists, swords, the penis mightier, etc. The Category titles – “Your ass or a hole in the ground,” “Foods that end in –amburger,” Alex: “Name this object” Minnie Driver: “A popsicle.” Jeff Goldbloom: “Stalks or a pillory.” Alex: “IT’S A FRICKING HAMMER.” Connery: “I’ll take months that start with Feb . . .Trebek.” Alex: “For how much?” Connery: “Surprise me you filthy bastard!” Connery: “I have to ask you about the penis mightier.” Alex: “It is not penis mightier is ‘pen is mightier.’” Nicholas Cage: “Wait, wait, wait. Are you selling penis mightiers?” Alex: “And finally in the lead, Burt Renyolds . . .who has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson.” Alex: “Burt Renyolds . . .pick a category.” Connnery (to Burt): “Pick Swords.” Renyolds: “Yeah sure, give me swords.” Alex: “IT’S S-WORDS! For how much?” Renyolds: “Ah hell lets go nuts. Swords for $48,000!” ---
**Author:** ![NotWithoutRage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NotWithoutRage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotWithoutRage)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638/10 "2001-03-20T06:11:29Z")
Those are the greatest 🙂 Turd Ferguson is my favorite one, but I absolutely love ::paraphrasing:: Alex: Indoors! Oh my god, he actually got one right. And let’s see what he wagered… I heart boobs. and the one where Burt Reynolds thinks he breaks his buzzer, and then buzzes in to say he fixed it. Classic! ---
**Author:** ![JosephFinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@JosephFinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JosephFinn)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638/11 "2001-03-20T06:30:17Z")
My personal favorite (I forget who the actor is here): John Travolta buzzes in. Alex: “And it’s an audio daily double. Name this continent:” Voice Over: “Asia.” As Travolta concentrates. And concentrates. And concentrates some more. Cracks me up. ---
**Author:** ![Agrippina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@Agrippina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agrippina)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638/12 "2001-03-20T13:18:19Z")
Yeah, where can you find sites with these soundclips? ---
**Author:** ![Evnglion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f04885/32.png) [@Evnglion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evnglion)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638/13 "2001-03-20T16:55:21Z")
I am not sure about actual sites, but I know of a certain company under fire by the MPAA (hint\*hint) has lots of _users_ with them on their harddrives. ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638/14 "2001-03-20T17:13:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Max Torque \* > **David Duchovny as Jeff Goldblum. When asked to write any letter, he wrote the number 2. "Ah, ah, the _letter_ two, my friend."** “I can’t read or write” “Good for you” > [@](#): > > Tobey Maguire as Keanu Reeves. “I know kung fu!” “No you don’t!” \*\* “Eleventy Billion Dollars–a number so large it does not exist” “Yet” And of course–“Light urple?” ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638/15 "2001-03-20T20:52:56Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Evnglion \* > \*\*I am not sure about actual sites, but I know of a certain company under fire by the MPAA (hint_hint) has lots of _users_ with them on their harddrives. > \*\* It’s not the MPAA, it’s the RIAA! Unless “Man Who Sleeps A Lot” started carrying movies, too… ---
**Author:** ![Winnie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e480ec/32.png) [@Winnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnie)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638/16 "2001-03-21T14:31:13Z")
One of my favorites: At the end of final Jeopardy when Alex reveal Sean Connery’s wager, Connery has wagered “Suck it, Trebek.” ---
**Author:** ![wolfseyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/97f17d/32.png) [@wolfseyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfseyn)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638/17 "2001-03-22T03:38:44Z")
I see you wrote your wager first, Mr. Connery. And you wagered a Buck. Let’s see what you have for a question… Futter Buck Futter Remember the one where Mr. Connery made a middle finger. . . hah… that was hillarious ---
**Author:** ![Mysphyt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@Mysphyt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mysphyt)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638/18 "2001-03-22T04:45:41Z")
**AT:** I’m going to hold up an object, and you buzz in and tell me what it is. **SC:** It’s a man with a moustache. **AT:** No, Mr. Connery, I am not the object. * * * **AT:** And the answer is "He is the current President of the United States. His last name is Clinton. His first name is Bill. His name is Bill Clinton. For goodness sakes, somebody just say Bill Clinton. ---
**Author:** ![wolfseyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/97f17d/32.png) [@wolfseyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfseyn)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2001, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-celebrity-jeopardy/58638/19 "2001-03-22T05:14:59Z")
[Google](http://www.google.com/) [is your friend.](http://snl.jt.org/video-search.phtml?search=Jeopardy) Streaming Video! Notice there’s two links above… click on “is your friend” for the vids