# SNL Dev. 6, John Malkovich

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-dev-6-john-malkovich/476141>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 7, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-dev-6-john-malkovich/476141 "2008-12-07T16:35:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-dev-6-john-malkovich/476141/21 "2008-12-08T17:14:09Z")

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> [@FriarTed](#):
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> I caught bits & pieces of it.
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> What on God’s Earth was the point of the Calculator Sketch?!?!

Had me and my wife cracking up for some reason I can’t explain.

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> Obama Cool- Ditto.

I missed this one. Hope I can find it online.

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> Malkovich’s “Sant Nikolaas”- OK.

Sketch was okay, but that wierd proncounciation of “saint” I couldn’t figure out. Was it a joke of some kind?

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-dev-6-john-malkovich/476141/22 "2008-12-08T17:23:29Z")

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I only saw the first few bits. Loved the Obama Cool sketch and although I often find Wiig uncomfortably unfunny I was cracking up when she was doing the “sexy” secretary trying to sing “Happy Birthday”.

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**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-dev-6-john-malkovich/476141/23 "2008-12-08T19:38:54Z")

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No mention of Bill Hader’s impression of Malkovich during the Italian talk show skit? I was dying.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-dev-6-john-malkovich/476141/24 "2008-12-08T19:48:30Z")

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> [@DudleyGarrett](#):
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> No mention of Bill Hader’s impression of Malkovich during the Italian talk show skit? I was dying.

The best part about that bit is that the highlight of Vinnie Vedecci’s theme montage is an interview with Alf.

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-dev-6-john-malkovich/476141/25 "2008-12-08T19:52:04Z")

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> [@friedo](#):
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> [J\*\*\* in My Pants](http://www.hulu.com/watch/47604/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-j-in-my-pants) is officially the best thing since Dick in a Box.
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> The rest of it was pretty bad, though.

As usual it’s a one liner expanded for two and a half minutes. It was funny up until the Jamie Lynn Siegler bit ended and he started jizzing in his pants because of phone calls, the wind blowing and all that sort of stuff. Then it just got stupid, as all SNL sketches do, in the same boring and predictable way.

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**Author:** ![FlightlessBird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/cdc98d/32.png) [@FlightlessBird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlightlessBird)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-dev-6-john-malkovich/476141/26 "2008-12-08T23:30:11Z")

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> [@Rubystreak](#):
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> Who was in the Jizz in My Pants video with Samberg? I recognized Timberlake and Jamie Lynn Sigler, but not the guy with the emo hair who sang.

You already got Jorma, but no one’s mentioned [Molly Sims](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0801356/) from TV’s _Las Vegas_.

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**Author:** ![greatshakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/58956e/32.png) [@greatshakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/greatshakes)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-dev-6-john-malkovich/476141/27 "2008-12-09T16:48:12Z")

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> [@FriarTed](#):
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> BEST Malkovich sketch EVAH- “You mock me”- his foppish nobleman attended by Carvey & Lovitz.

I concur.

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-dev-6-john-malkovich/476141/28 "2008-12-09T17:18:36Z")

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> [@greatshakes](#):
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> I concur.

Thank you- I actually find occasion to quote that skit about once a week.

Heck- anytime the sun & moon are both in the sky, I have a ready quote!

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-dev-6-john-malkovich/476141/29 "2008-12-09T17:34:53Z")

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> [@FriarTed](#):
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> Thank you- I actually find occasion to quote that skit about once a week.
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> Heck- anytime the sun & moon are both in the sky, I have a ready quote!

They’ve HULUed it!!!

[http://www.hulu.com/watch/19312/saturday-night-live-you-mock-me](http://www.hulu.com/watch/19312/saturday-night-live-you-mock-me)

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