# SNL fake commercials
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-fake-commercials/103551
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [April 14, 2002, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-fake-commercials/103551 "2002-04-14T06:41:49Z")
**Posts on this page:** 4
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### Author:  [@Junchbailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Junchbailey)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2002, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-fake-commercials/103551/61 "2002-04-20T03:20:04Z")
Steve Martins Penis Beauty Cream…simply hilarious.
Steve: “You started using my product by accident”
Kevin Nealon: “That’s right Steve. I thought it was for something else.”
Chris Elliot (one of the most underrated comedians ever by the way): “Now I can throw away all those old jars of Turtle Wax.”
I’m laughing just thinking about this sketch
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### Author:  [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2002, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-fake-commercials/103551/62 "2002-04-20T07:18:31Z")
They had a real classic today on E!. The pricegun you can use to make shopping cheaper. Simply enter the price you want to pay. Place the pricegun over the old price, pull the trigger and ta-da 3¢ watermelon.
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### Author:  [@Wordy\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wordy_One)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-fake-commercials/103551/63 "2002-04-20T18:35:28Z")
“Shirt in a Can” with Tim Meadows.
For some reason I laugh hysterically when he spills his breakfast, ruining his white shirt, and yells, “Damn it!”
Then, later, the narrator says, “You’ve got a nice build. Do you work out?”
Makes me smile every time.
Wordy One
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### Author:  [@dinahmoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dinahmoe)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2002, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-fake-commercials/103551/64 "2002-04-21T04:20:28Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Honey \*
> \*\*The best one I can remember is a take-off on those old Geritol commercials. “My wife, I think I’ll keep her.”
>
> I think it was Dan Akroyd. He’s laying in bed with his wife and pitching a Geritol-like product, after a few minutes the wife disappears under the covers to give some quite obvious oral pleasure and Dan says “My wife, I think I’ll keep her.”
>
> 😃 \*\*
This was actually a Chevy Chase skit from the movie _The Groove Tube._
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