# SNL non sequitur thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 12, 2012, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233 "2012-08-12T00:49:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/1 "2012-08-12T00:49:20Z")
Mmm, that’s good bass! ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/2 "2012-08-12T01:00:43Z")
Aerosmith is sitting where I eat my Nut n Honey. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/3 "2012-08-12T01:05:54Z")
It begins with a bloody ‘S’! ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/4 "2012-08-12T01:18:27Z")
Jane, you ignorant slut. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/5 "2012-08-12T01:22:22Z")
Normally I wear protection, but then I thought “When am I ever going to make it back to Haiti?” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/6 "2012-08-12T01:27:58Z")
What’s all this I hear about Soviet jewelry? ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/7 "2012-08-12T01:42:34Z")
Look at you swinging girls, having such a good time, enjoying yourselves here and now! ---
**Author:** ![fiddlesticks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddlesticks/32/18129_2.png) [@fiddlesticks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fiddlesticks)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/8 "2012-08-12T01:53:27Z")
Approved! ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/9 "2012-08-12T01:57:40Z")
We are two…wild and crazy guys! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/10 "2012-08-12T02:34:26Z")
Yaaaaaaaay, hooray for Uncle Roy! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/11 "2012-08-12T02:54:09Z")
Oh. Telegram? Just a moment. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/12 "2012-08-12T03:03:31Z")
_Ride the snake…_ ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/13 "2012-08-12T03:05:16Z")
Tune in next week for another episode of… _ **Samurai Night Fever!** _ ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/14 "2012-08-12T03:26:46Z")
Land shark! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/15 "2012-08-12T03:37:40Z")
Pat Sajak is a remarkably nice fellow, I must say. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/16 "2012-08-12T03:39:48Z")
You know what else really honks me off? When you go into a Mexican restaurant and order a chili burrito, and you open it up and there’s no \*\*chili _inside, just this bean paste_! ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/17 "2012-08-12T03:53:59Z")
More cowbells! ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/18 "2012-08-12T03:56:10Z")
Falkland Islands! ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/19 "2012-08-12T04:02:20Z")
Chopping broccoli ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233/20 "2012-08-12T04:10:31Z")
Great restaurant, serves already-been-chewed food! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snl-non-sequitur-thread/631233.md?page=2)