Parody threads should be labeled as such.
I hope this is a parody thread.
Parodies are supposed to be funny. If anything this is a satire, which doesn’t require funniness.
Hi all. Sorry to abandon my own thread - real life intruded. This was (supposed) to be a parody thread and I should have labeled it as such. Ah, the joys and wisdom of of posting while drinking and thinking you are witty.
It’s time to get some BB code sarcasm tags.
Fuck, we voted the anti-Christ into office?
What thread were you doing a parody of, if I may ask?
How many Dopers have come to grief after unwisely posting while drunk or baked?
There was that time I microwaved a baby.
Dead baby jokes aren’t funny…or are they?
Irony mark people, Irony mark!
Oh yeah like that’ll solve the problem؟
So how do you make a baby bright and shiny ؟
Nah, you’re thinking of Eli Schnopes. Easy to mix the two up. 
OP…really dumb. Really, really dumb.