# Snow figure deemed "inappropriate."
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snow-figure-deemed-inappropriate/157982
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 27, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snow-figure-deemed-inappropriate/157982 "2003-02-27T21:31:32Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Archergal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archergal)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snow-figure-deemed-inappropriate/157982/21 "2003-02-28T15:19:43Z")
What’s the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
Archergal (ducking and running)
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### Author:  [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snow-figure-deemed-inappropriate/157982/22 "2003-02-28T16:52:45Z")
I guess that’s [Ashcroft’s](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/1788845.stm) neighborhood.
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### Author:  [@Mariachi\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariachi_Kitty)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snow-figure-deemed-inappropriate/157982/23 "2003-02-28T17:18:53Z")
What campus frat hasn’t had a bid snow phallus or two? Come on…it’ll melt in a few days, people!
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### Author:  [@Siemsi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siemsi)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snow-figure-deemed-inappropriate/157982/24 "2003-02-28T17:55:28Z")
Ugh.
_ **big fat sigh** _\*\*
Darn Ohio stick-in-the-muds!
It was in Ohio somewhere, wasn’t it? Northern?
NurseCarmen is exactly right…that is exactly what’s wrong in the US— no sense of humor and too we’re uptight about sexuality.
It’s a friggin snow woman for Christs’ sake!!!:rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snow-figure-deemed-inappropriate/157982/25 "2003-02-28T21:07:32Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by featherlou \*
> Um, in Canada, it is perfectly legal for women to walk around completely topless.
Of course, since the Canadian summer is about fifteen minutes long, there’s been little opportunity for anyone to have noticed this. 😉
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### Author:  [@Infectious\_Lass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infectious_Lass)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snow-figure-deemed-inappropriate/157982/26 "2003-02-28T21:16:41Z")
When the snow was on the ground in England a few weeks ago, bf and I found a snow phallus!
He laughed. A lot. and he took a photo for posterity too, so impressed with it was he.
Of course my sense of humour is far more sophisticated than that! 8)
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### Author:  [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snow-figure-deemed-inappropriate/157982/27 "2003-02-28T21:29:21Z")
Snow breasts? Sheesh!
Good thing the complainent never took a walk down the beaches here after I had finished making anatomically correct sand people.
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### Author:  [@lovelyluka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lovelyluka)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snow-figure-deemed-inappropriate/157982/28 "2003-02-28T21:40:42Z")
Should I have called campus security about the 2 ft. snow penis and snow balls (err, testicles) the other day?
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [February 28, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snow-figure-deemed-inappropriate/157982/29 "2003-02-28T23:17:46Z")
{knee-jerk reactionary voice on}But what about the chiiiiildren? They’re going to see this snow woman and think…women have breasts, or something like that. Then the godless commies have won. {/knee-jerk reactionary voice}
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### Author:  [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snow-figure-deemed-inappropriate/157982/30 "2003-03-02T13:01:07Z")
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> He said that I should cut off her breasts, but I said no woman wants that,’’ Lynn, 35, said.
Damned straight!
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### Author:  [@fighting\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fighting_ignorant)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snow-figure-deemed-inappropriate/157982/31 "2003-03-02T20:39:54Z")
[http://www.rit.edu/~sta5620/pics/art/art.jpg](http://www.rit.edu/~sta5620/pics/art/art.jpg)
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### Author:  [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snow-figure-deemed-inappropriate/157982/32 "2003-03-02T21:22:53Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by fighting ignorant \*
> \*\*[http://www.rit.edu/~sta5620/pics/art/art.jpg](http://www.rit.edu/~sta5620/pics/art/art.jpg) \*\*
LMFAO. That is hilarious!!!
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### Author:  [@Tattva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tattva)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snow-figure-deemed-inappropriate/157982/33 "2003-03-02T22:14:49Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by fighting ignorant \*
> \*\*[http://www.rit.edu/~sta5620/pics/art/art.jpg](http://www.rit.edu/~sta5620/pics/art/art.jpg) \*\*
I found a new desktop wallpaper!
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