# Snowboarder Bo: Enough with the fucking quarry **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 25, 2015, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525 "2015-09-25T22:55:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/201 "2015-09-27T07:42:56Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Give just ONE example here of bullying. Just one. Well, I’d say starting a pit thread here, after a day of discussion about it on another MB, just to suck up to the nonnies over there, counts as bullying. Or being a whiny bitch, either works. ---
**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/202 "2015-09-27T08:34:26Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > But some of you aren’t just calling me names, you’re calling me names because you’re mad that I won’t do what you want. That’s bullying. > > Y’all can call me names all day long; I could care less about that. It’s when someone “asks” me to do something and then gets mad that I say no and begins trying to shame or humiliate or ostracize me in order to try and gain my compliance that it turns into bullying, and a bunch of people have done just that. See, that means it wasn’t a request, it was a demand. > > It’s what happened 3 years ago when people asked the Mods to force me to stop using my replacement phrase, it’s what the Pit thread 3 years ago was about, and it’s what happened here, too. Look in the mirror. Most of your defenders think your little catch phrase is amusing _because it annoys other posters_. Bullying? Probably not, but certainly harassment, albeit of a mild sort. Or rather you are deflecting your harassment with highly dubious allegations of bullying. You think it’s funny -you take joy in what you do- _because_ it bothers people. It’s what you are. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/203 "2015-09-27T09:33:17Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > I admit I once found it annoying, but then he kept doing it and some Dopers found that funny so I eventually realized just how funny it really is. Now every time he says it, my living room looks like a slaughterhouse of busted guts. My uncontrolled screaming hysterics have led neighbors to call the police several times, but when I explain the joke they lose their bowels and start writhing on the floor and have to be confined to desk work and undergo intensive state-mandated counseling. It’s so funny that the inadequacy of applying the word “funny” is itself so funny as to induce paralysis, split sides, tongue swallowing and urinary incontinence, among other slapstick syndromes. It’s the joke that inspired David Foster Wallace to write _Infinite Jest_, and then to kill himself because he knew that in a thousand lifetimes he would never, ever, ever think of something as funny as a middle-aged man on a public message board randomly repeating a line he heard on the US version of the television show _The Office_. RIP David, but any time a warhead of funny like this one is detonated, some collateral damage is inevitable. Then Iron Man pooped in his armour and everyone laughed and went home. ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/204 "2015-09-27T11:22:42Z")
“We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there.” - Creed on the Office At least get the quote right. ---
**Author:** ![AnaMen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@AnaMen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnaMen)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/205 "2015-09-27T12:20:58Z")
So it’s actually NOT bullying, because: - he started it - he’s being too sensitive - we were just joking around, it’s not our fault he can’t take a joke - he was asking for it - he likes it - he was bullying first - he won’t stop trying to bother us Did I leave anything out? ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/206 "2015-09-27T12:30:27Z")
LOL. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/207 "2015-09-27T12:33:29Z")
> [@AnaMen](#): > > Did I leave anything out? “Rape culture”. ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/208 "2015-09-27T12:57:31Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > I admit I once found it annoying, but then he kept doing it and some Dopers found that funny so I eventually realized just how funny it really is. Now every time he says it, my living room looks like a slaughterhouse of busted guts. My uncontrolled screaming hysterics have led neighbors to call the police several times, but when I explain the joke they lose their bowels and start writhing on the floor and have to be confined to desk work and undergo intensive state-mandated counseling. It’s so funny that the inadequacy of applying the word “funny” is itself so funny as to induce paralysis, split sides, tongue swallowing and urinary incontinence, among other slapstick syndromes. It’s the joke that inspired David Foster Wallace to write _Infinite Jest_, and then to kill himself because he knew that in a thousand lifetimes he would never, ever, ever think of something as funny as a middle-aged man on a public message board randomly repeating a line he heard on the US version of the television show _The Office_. RIP David, but any time a warhead of funny like this one is detonated, some collateral damage is inevitable. TLDR Try a one-liner next time. Something pithy, like “That’s what she said!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/209 "2015-09-27T13:03:40Z")
> [@xenophon41](#): > > Try a one-liner next time. That’s what SHE said! ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/210 "2015-09-27T13:14:50Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > “Rape culture”. That’s why I haven’t suggested that they just shake hands. ---
**Author:** ![Memnon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@Memnon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Memnon)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/211 "2015-09-27T13:41:07Z")
For those of you who are getting so wound up about this, you can always use Chrome’s 'Word Replacer II" plug-in to replace the word ‘quarry’ with something genuinely funny. I wish it would let you replace the whole phrase but, unfortunately, it doesn’t seem to work that way ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/212 "2015-09-27T13:45:04Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > But some of you aren’t just calling me names, you’re calling me names because you’re mad that I won’t do what you want. That’s bullying. In my earlier post, I said that I think you’re an idiot for posting your little thing over and over. Am I a bully? I called you a name (“idiot”) because of what you do, after all. ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/213 "2015-09-27T13:50:35Z")
My five year old sometimes gets a word or phrase in his head and repeats it, over and over… especially if you ask him to stop. Once he knows it annoys you, he gets a smile on his face and says it tauntingly. Did I mention that he’s five? I expect him to outgrow it by the time he’s five and a half. And no, asking him to knock it off because it’s annoying is neither bullying or evidence of some profound failing on the part of his parents to understand humor. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/214 "2015-09-27T13:54:13Z")
> [@Enginerd](#): > > **Bo’s** catchphrase generally elicits a bemused smile from me. > > The reactions to it, though, are pure gold. And the hits keep coming. ---
**Author:** ![AnaMen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@AnaMen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnaMen)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/215 "2015-09-27T13:58:25Z")
There is a difference between someone who is in the same physical space as you making unpleasant sounds or smells and someone miles away typing things you are annoyed by on a message board. Do you get annoyed when your 5-year-old draws the same picture over and over too? ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/216 "2015-09-27T13:58:57Z")
Wow, that’s a low bar for entertainment. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/217 "2015-09-27T14:45:17Z")
Some people are easily bemused. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/218 "2015-09-27T15:06:57Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Or being a whiny bitch, either works. Ohh the irony…after you bitched and moaned for days in your ATMB thread. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/219 "2015-09-27T15:27:05Z")
> [@tnetennba](#): > > Wow, that’s a low bar for entertainment. You know who else needs a low bar? Midget NAZIs! ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2015, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/220 "2015-09-27T15:28:48Z")
> [@AnaMen](#): > > There is a difference between someone who is in the same physical space as you making unpleasant sounds or smells and someone miles away typing things you are annoyed by on a message board. Not to some idiots. The two are the same, and they want to control others, because they are butthurt over words. That’s the funny part. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525.md?page=12)