# Snowboarder Bo: Enough with the fucking quarry **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 25, 2015, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525 "2015-09-25T22:55:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/321 "2015-09-28T14:55:43Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > I used to enjoy coming here because even in the Pit, arguments tended to be intelligent and witty. Yep. **Snowboarder Bo** is a bit of a jerk for continually making a non-funny joke that annoys people. Others here are jerks for wailing and gnashing their teeth about **Snowboarder Bo** ’s non-funny joke. There is nothing the slightest bit worthwhile to see here. Turn off your monitors, everyone. Swivel your chairs around and position your head to stare at an undecorated portion of the wall. Sit quietly and reflect on how jaw-droppingly stupid all of this is. Feel ashamed. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/322 "2015-09-28T15:16:13Z")
Paranoid is right. I’ll add that something useful in such discussions is to realize that one’s experience (whether something is or is not funny, as an example) may not be universal among one’s cohort. It’s odd to me that Snowboarder Bo’s catchphrase is so polarizing. But so it is. (I’m already on record, more than once, that I do think it’s funny.) ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/323 "2015-09-28T15:21:54Z")
I don’t think it’s funny at all, but that some people are actually annoyed enough to start threads over it, want it banned, get all insulting and angry, express extreme butthurt over it, well that’s goddamn comedy gold. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/324 "2015-09-28T15:22:58Z")
It really seems harmless to me, and easy to ignore. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/325 "2015-09-28T15:24:26Z")
> [@Mr\_Shine](#): > > Did **Bo** ever just type “LOL” _before_ this insane trolling? > > If he didn’t, which I suspect is the case but cannot search for 3 letter words, that would put paid to the claim that it is simply an autocorrect of what he was going to type anyway, yet “forgot” it was going to be autocorrected. LOL\* can be searched; I counted 11 posts containing LOL or a variant. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/326 "2015-09-28T15:24:48Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > I don’t think it’s funny at all, but that some people are actually annoyed enough to start threads over it, want it banned, get all insulting and angry, express extreme butthurt over it, well that’s goddamn comedy gold. Says the troll. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/327 "2015-09-28T15:26:42Z")
> [@White SIFL](#): > > There’s _always_ time time to plonk sock monkeys! That’s what I used to think. Till I got a ragingly bad case of lint. My privates looked like a frightened snake peaking out from a gigantic dust bunny. I’m a bit more particular these days. ---
**Author:** ![AnaMen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@AnaMen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnaMen)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/328 "2015-09-28T15:28:32Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Well, think of Bo’s butt then. You might harm him if he stop quickly. I am nowhere near any butts by pointing out that something clearly qualifies as bullying. The target is irrelevant. ---
**Author:** ![AnaMen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@AnaMen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnaMen)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/329 "2015-09-28T15:35:08Z")
> [@Knorf](#): > > It really seems harmless to me, and easy to ignore. That’s like expecting someone to ignore what color shirt someone is wearing or what food they’ve put on their plate–nigh on impossible for a certain type of person. It must suck to be such an easily-upset busybody with one’s moods subject to the whims of anyone around. Perhaps I should be more sympathetic, but I can’t help but think it’s voluntary and the poor suffering whiner should force themselves to snap out of it instead of lashing out at others. ---
**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/330 "2015-09-28T15:40:26Z")
> [@AnaMen](#): > > I am nowhere near any butts by pointing out that something clearly qualifies as bullying. The target is irrelevant. Before you get too caught up in protecting Bo from the “bullying”, you might want to acquaint yourself with some of his behavior in other threads. he has no problem dishing out the insults. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/331 "2015-09-28T15:40:31Z")
It’s pretty clear in the OP what is going on here. > [@Guinastasia](#): > > (And no, I’m not just going to put you on ignore. It’ll still show up in quotes, and as the saying goes, why should I have to ignore you? You’re the one who sucks.) That’s fucking priceless right there. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/332 "2015-09-28T15:59:24Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Or would that not be sufficient, because then you wouldn’t be able to bitch about it and call me names and try and defame me? For someone who sure does hate being bullied you sure do seem to enjoy it. And are you going to keep ignoring this post? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18722789&postcount=283](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18722789&postcount=283) ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/333 "2015-09-28T16:21:02Z")
In meat space, “real life” as it is amusingly referred to…I can’t effectively be bullied, being the last living Master of Cringing Mantis Kung Fu. Similarly, someone who is entirely insensitive to the opinions of others cannot be bullied on the Internet. The troll craves the negative reaction, the lout is indifferent. **Bo** , you cannot make a “catchphrase”. At least, you can’t do it effectively. Like when I first got on Board, I picked my username because it was familiar to me. Long, dull story, so never mind. Point is, never occurred to me that people would call me “luci” or “Lucy”. Which I ain’t exactly crazy about. Those things happen because they happen, trying to _make_ them happen is a fool’s errand. Got a nickel says that “All your base are belong to us” was a blunder, not an effort. If you don’t _try_, you may well succeed, but probably won’t like it. Nobody goes there anymore, its too crowded. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/334 "2015-09-28T16:27:31Z")
I am bored so I read most of this. Bo’s little catchphase is not funny at all and it’s very weird he insists on using it. However, is it really that big a deal? Some of you are acting like he eats babies. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/335 "2015-09-28T16:35:38Z")
> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#): > > Some of you are acting like he eats babies. Why do you think he is a world-class snowboarder in his fifties? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/336 "2015-09-28T17:02:52Z")
> [@AnaMen](#): > > I am nowhere near any butts by pointing out that something clearly qualifies as bullying. The target is irrelevant. Seriously? If I could reach your ears I’d help you pull your head out of Bo’s ass so you could clearly see what you’re doing. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/337 "2015-09-28T17:19:29Z")
Maybe **Polerius** will come along and help others with this little gem. > [@Greasemonkey script to replace annoying phrases on the SDMB (e.g. quarry throwing)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greasemonkey-script-to-replace-annoying-phrases-on-the-sdmb-e-g-quarry-throwing/669347/1): > > Below is a script for people who use Greasemonkey in Firefox or Chrome. > > Replace any string on the SDMB. Especially useful for frequently occurring annoying phrases. (Especially powerful if you happen to know regular expressions, but still useful if you don’t) > > Just edit the “var replacements = {” entry with things you would like to see replaced. > > In the two examples below, the quarry-throwing phrase is always replaced by “LOL”. In the first example using a simple string, and in the second example using a regular expression in order to catch several possible versions of the phrase. > > ```auto > > // ==UserScript== > // @name Replace any string on SDMB > // @namespace Polerius > // @description Replace any string in threads on SDMB > // @include http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/* > // ==/UserScript== > > (function() > { > var replacements = { > "Let's go to the quarry and throw stuff down there" : "LOL", > "Let's go (down )?to the quarry and throw (shit|stuff) (down|in) (there|here)" : "LOL" > }; > > var allPosts = document.getElementsByClassName('alt1'); > > for (var i = 0; i < allPosts.length; i++) > { > var kids = allPosts*.children; > for (var j=0; j { > if (kids[j].id.match(/^post_message_/)) > { > var newHTML = kids[j].innerHTML; > //alert(newHTML); > for (var old_str in replacements) > { > newHTML = newHTML.replace(RegExp(old_str,"mg"), replacements[old_str]); > } > kids[j].innerHTML = newHTML; > } > } > } > })(); > > ``` ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Shine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr_shine/32/464_2.png) [@Mr\_Shine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Shine)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/338 "2015-09-28T17:21:16Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > LOL\* can be searched; I counted 11 posts containing LOL or a variant. So 11 cases in about 7 years, 300 cases in about 3 years. ---
**Author:** ![AnaMen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@AnaMen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnaMen)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/339 "2015-09-28T17:47:49Z")
> [@Truman\_Burbank](#): > > Before you get too caught up in protecting Bo from the “bullying”, you might want to acquaint yourself with some of his behavior in other threads. he has no problem dishing out the insults. I’m not protecting him and I don’t care who he is or what he has done in other threads. If you want to criticize Hitler but focus only on his stupid ugly facial hair choices and how mad they make you, I’m still going to point out that you are ridiculous. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/340 "2015-09-28T18:08:01Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Where did I personally attack, insult, or rage at **Bo**? In the OP: > [@Guinastasia](#): > > You’re the one who sucks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525.md?page=18)