# Snowboarder Bo: Enough with the fucking quarry **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 25, 2015, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525 "2015-09-25T22:55:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/341 "2015-09-28T18:10:35Z")
> [@Mr\_Shine](#): > > So 11 cases in about 7 years, 300 cases in about 3 years. Wow! Talk about rounding up: > [@Please explain where jerk lines get crossed.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/please-explain-where-jerk-lines-get-crossed/732669/31): > > In fact he’s posted it 223 times. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/342 "2015-09-28T18:11:20Z")
> [@AnaMen](#): > > I’m not protecting him and I don’t care who he is or what he has done in other threads. If you want to criticize Hitler but focus only on his stupid ugly facial hair choices and how mad they make you, I’m still going to point out that you are ridiculous. This is the most asinine post I have seen in a very, very long time. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/343 "2015-09-28T18:12:06Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Proceed carefully. If Bo makes a sharp turn you’ll end up with a broken nose. I laughed audibly. Thanks! I just laughed again rereading it. Comedy gold. I find **Snowboarder Bo** ’s gimmick to be distracting to the flow of conversation, and therefore, annoying. It isn’t horrible, but it is stupid. Then I move on. However, the reactions to it aren’t bullying by any sensible definition. For something to be a demand, it generally requires an “or else”. If that “or else” is “I will continue to be annoyed, aggravated, and frustrated, and will continue to call you names in the Pit”, that’s not a power imbalance required for bullying. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/344 "2015-09-28T18:15:13Z")
I used to get annoyed reading Bo’s _quarr_y catchphrase over and over again. But, then…I got it! It finally clicked like a bright incandescent light in my brain. And it has changed me forever—for the better. You see, Bo isn’t trying to make us laugh. He isn’t trying to annoy us. He’s not being a troll. He’s trying to elevate us to a higher plane of existential consciousness—and he’s succeeding. You know how the Hare Krishna’s keep chanting their catchphrase (_hairy Krispy Kreme, hairy Krispy Kreme_, or something like that) over and over again? Bo knows that mind-numbing repetition of a cleansing mantra is needed in order to make it stick; to make it become ingrained in your mind. Bo is like Friedrich Nietzsche or Jim Jones, only _much_ deeper…and a little more happy-go-lucky. - “Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster… for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.”\* Friedrich’s a downer, a pessimist. Bo’s an upper, an optimist. _“Monsters”_ in the above quote doesn’t refer to literal monsters, like the Wolfman or Godzilla, it refers to our inner demons. Bo’s _“quarry”_ is a metaphor for the _“abyss”_ in which we gaze into the eyes of our _“monsters”_. Are we alone and helpless in the universe? Friedrich thinks so, but Bo doesn’t. Before the healing begins, you have to hit rock bottom. Bo, quite adroitly brought all of us to rock bottom. He let the quarry (i.e. the abyss) gaze into us all and turn us all into _monsters_. Look at all the vitriol being thrown amongst you all in this thread. You’ve turned into big scary monsters, or chimps throwing their poo at eachother. Heck, I myself was turned into a head lopping monster and almost got a warning about it (warning: if I ever get a warning, I’m outta here). But, Bo didn’t stop there. He’s not leaving us all writhing about as slimy rock bottom quarry monsters. Unlike Nietzsche, Bo’s saying, \*“get off your asses and do something about it people! Throw stuff at the monsters within! Kill it. Free yourselves of all of your psychic detritus!” \* Nothing short of brilliant. I’m converting to Bo-ism. ---
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/345 "2015-09-28T18:18:25Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > In fact, one of the posters in the latter group was REALLY pissed off because it got him in trouble with his wife. Sorry to go off-topic but how does that even happen? It’s an Internet message board. How could someone get upset about a random message from a total stranger?? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/346 "2015-09-28T18:18:25Z")
If you meet **Snowboarder Bo** on the road, kill him? Then take the body to the quarry? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/347 "2015-09-28T18:29:42Z")
> [@Soylent\_Juicy](#): > > Sorry to go off-topic but how does that even happen? It’s an Internet message board. How could someone get upset about a random message from a total stranger?? My good man, you’re not married are you? ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/348 "2015-09-28T18:37:16Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > If you meet **Snowboarder Bo** on the road, kill him? > > Then take the body to the quarry? Carefull, **Elvis** , I got threatened with a warning for less than that… ---
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/349 "2015-09-28T18:39:48Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > My good man, you’re not married are you? (“woman”) Yes, I’m married, and I must be in the minority because I can’t imagine getting upset or jealous over some random person on the Internet messaging my husband. We’d laugh about it. Back to the topic… ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/350 "2015-09-28T18:50:41Z")
> [@Tibby or Not Tibby](#): > > Carefull, **Elvis** , I got threatened with a warning for less than that… For referring to a[pop-psych book](http://www.amazon.com/Meet-Buddha-Pilgrimage-Psychotherapy-Patients/dp/0553278320)? ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/351 "2015-09-28T19:35:22Z")
> [@AnaMen](#): > > I’m not protecting him and I don’t care who he is or what he has done in other threads. If you want to criticize Hitler but focus only on his stupid ugly facial hair choices and how mad they make you, I’m still going to point out that you are ridiculous. Oh Good God. That’s right you’re not protecting him, but it’s not for lack of trying. Hitler, really! Godwinize your little heart out, sweetie. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/352 "2015-09-28T19:39:32Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > If you meet **Snowboarder Bo** on the road, kill him? > > Then take the body to the quarry? [Moderating] This is a formal warning for ignoring two moderator notes to knock off the violent imagery about **Bo**. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![AnaMen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@AnaMen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnaMen)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/353 "2015-09-28T19:56:07Z")
He’s comparing him to the Buddha, not calling for his head. It was quite funny and clever. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/354 "2015-09-28T20:04:49Z")
> [@AnaMen](#): > > He’s comparing him to the Buddha, not calling for his head. > > It was quite funny and clever. [Moderating] Discussion of moderator actions belongs in ATMB. If you want to discuss the warning, take it there. Don’t do it in this thread. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/355 "2015-09-28T20:07:26Z")
Which of the people in the following, if any, is being a bully? Scene: A movie theater: Person A is seated. Person B wearing a large hat sits in front of Person A keeping the hat on. Seated next to Person A is Person C who Person A does not already know and on the other side a Person D also previous unmet. Person A addressing Person B: "Excuse me, you hat is blocking my view. Could you please take it off. Person B responding. "No.’ Person A: “Why not?” Person B: “No reason. Wearing my hat in movie theaters amuses me” Person A: “You know, that’s pretty rude. I’d like to see the movie from the seat I am in, without having to lean to see.” Person B: "You can move. There is another seat a few rows back. There is no law against me wearing a hat here. Person A: “Wow. You are really being a jerk. I shouldn’t have to move even one seat over. You should remove your hat.” Person B: “I will not be bullied into taking off my hat.” Person C (Loud enough for all to hear.): “God dang. What a fucking asshat.” Person D (Also loud enough for all to hear.): “People annoyed over a hat. This is comedy gold!” Person A: “See, some people like my hat.” I see no bullies in that scene. FWIW I will try to not scroll past Bo next time outside the Pit and look forward to his using his phrase because I suspect that by then I will have forgotten about doing the Word Replacer II bit replacing it with something that looks like a little asshole to me, and that will make me smile. Maybe switch it to asshat would be better, as that will get me humming my “I’m annoying asshat short and low …” song? ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/356 "2015-09-28T20:46:46Z")
I’m sorry, the quarry went down the rabbit hole. ---
**Author:** ![AnaMen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@AnaMen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnaMen)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/357 "2015-09-28T20:56:01Z")
I’m discussing post in this thread, by **ElvisL1ves** , not a “moderator action.” DSeid, I agree, there are no bullies in your scenario, but being annoyed because your view of the movie is blocked is reasonable. Stubbornly refusing to relocate is dumb though, so the annoyed person is unreasonable anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/358 "2015-09-28T21:00:51Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > Has anyone ever asked nicely, like in a PM, for somebody to please stop something? I posted fairly sympathetic posts for SB in 2012. I remarked how humor was difficult, etc., etc. I kind of felt sorry for the guy. > [@AnaMen](#): > > Has someone claimed otherwise? Doxxing is online bullying: you said online bullying doesn’t matter too much. I think the matter is clarified: you didn’t mean _that_ sort of cyber-bullying, which is the kind that makes the newspapers. I could put SB on ignore, but his other content is above average, so I choose to merely chide him every 2-3 years. Or rather I chided him in 2012 and I pit him now. ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/359 "2015-09-28T21:03:18Z")
AnaMen, Now I am confused as to your position. It is not bullying to call someone a jerk for continuing to do something that annoys for no apparent reason, or to call that person an asshat, so long as _you_ think it is reasonable to be annoyed? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2015, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/360 "2015-09-28T21:22:19Z")
> [@AnaMen](#): > > If you want to criticize Hitler but focus only on his stupid ugly facial hair choices and how mad they make you, I’m still going to point out that you are ridiculous. Wow, so criticizing Hitler is ridiculous now? I didn’t realize you were a Nazzi. > [@AnaMen](#): > > It was quite funny and clever. No, it wasn’t. > [@AnaMen](#): > > I’m discussing post in this thread, by **ElvisL1ves** , not a “moderator action.” No, you aren’t. > [@Soylent\_Juicy](#): > > Sorry to go off-topic but how does that even happen? It’s an Internet message board. How could someone get upset about a random message from a total stranger?? Well, here’s the butthurt: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18255213&postcount=12](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18255213&postcount=12) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18255364&postcount=18](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18255364&postcount=18) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18255380&postcount=21](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18255380&postcount=21) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18257117&postcount=115](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18257117&postcount=115) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18260135&postcount=218](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18260135&postcount=218) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18260297&postcount=221](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18260297&postcount=221) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18268106&postcount=281](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18268106&postcount=281) Lawl, sending PMs is against the ToS apparently. :smack: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18270247&postcount=285](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18270247&postcount=285) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525.md?page=19)