# Snowboarder Bo:  Enough with the fucking quarry

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 25, 2015, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525 "2015-09-25T22:55:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/481 "2015-09-29T17:14:49Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> She wasn’t put in the suspension forum because of the Bo thing.
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> She was just annoying the hell out of the mods by being a rules lawyer over EVERYTHING. And starting thread after thread asking for clarification and when the mods would answer she would rules lawyer away with them and eventually they just got fed up and stuck her there.

Damn. A dungeon of sorts. We need one here.

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**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/482 "2015-09-29T17:19:08Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> By giving in to peer pressure? Pretty sure the adults are always saying _not_ to do that!

Not all peer pressure is “bad”. An adult would understand this. (“Bullying” Ell-Oh-Ell).

Please don’t teach your kids that saving face comes first. I say this because I care.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/483 "2015-09-29T17:20:36Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> THREE AND THREE-QUARTERS YEARS!
> 
> The date has significance, yo.

I believe it’s life without parole. Years are meaningless.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/484 "2015-09-29T17:21:29Z")

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The joke is on everyone here. This whole message board is the dungeon.

You can logout anytime but you can never leave.

And you know its true.

Now where are my pretty pretty boys whom I call friends?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/485 "2015-09-29T17:21:37Z")

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> [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](#):
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> This topic holds some significance for me. I started a thread on another message board shortly after **Frank** started the last Pit thread on **Snowboarder Bo**. In the thread I started, I asked whether **Snowboarder Bo** should be modded for being annoying.
> 
> 2 days later, I was placed in that board’s suspension forum, where I’ve been posting for the last 3 3/4 years.
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> Was that thread coincidence? I don’t know.

> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> She wasn’t put in the suspension forum because of the Bo thing.
> 
> She was just annoying the hell out of the mods by being a rules lawyer over EVERYTHING. And starting thread after thread asking for clarification and when the mods would answer she would rules lawyer away with them and eventually they just got fed up and stuck her there.

[Moderating]  
Please leave your off-board drama off of this board.

No warning issued.  
[/Moderating]

[sub]I swear to God, this fucking thread…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Gothic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Gothic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gothic)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/486 "2015-09-29T17:35:24Z")

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This is probably the closest i’ll get to a mirror universe.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/487 "2015-09-29T17:45:04Z")

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> [@Knorf](#):
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> Or, maybe this is a better solution: let **Bo** have his catchphrase which amuses him, and others as well, and SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT ALREADY.

I don’t think **SB** should be forced to stop. I don’t think he should be moderated. If people here are arguing that, I don’t agree with them.

I do think his quirk is stupid and annoying, and the Pit is for bitching about stuff people find stupid and annoying. If you disagree, call people idiots or overly sensitive, but don’t try to silence them - that’s the very thing you’re bitching about yourself. I don’t think that’s your intention, but “SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT” sure makes it sound like you are.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/488 "2015-09-29T17:46:43Z")

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I don’t believe anyone is really upset by that silly harmless catchphrase. You just scroll past it and move on with your life. I do believe people enjoy pretending to be upset so they can have a bit of recreational annoyance.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/489 "2015-09-29T17:49:00Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> I don’t believe anyone is really upset by that silly harmless catchphrase.

On a board where there are people who get upset if someone says “Have a nice day”? Are you new?

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/490 "2015-09-29T17:51:04Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> I don’t believe anyone is really upset by that silly harmless catchphrase. You just scroll past it and move on with your life. I do believe people enjoy pretending to be upset so they can have a bit of recreational annoyance.

Agreed. Complaining about the shit that doesn’t matter is a nice distraction from the shit that does.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/491 "2015-09-29T17:54:54Z")

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If we’re talking about annoying signatures, can we talk about **Mean Mr. Mustard**?

That “mmm” that he tags everything with gives all of his posts a pretty weird vibe. I always picture him going, “mmm yeah i hope you guys like this content.”

:mad::mad::mad:

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**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/492 "2015-09-29T18:03:55Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> On a board where there are people who get upset if someone says “Have a nice day”?

Sometimes it’s okay to be upset with a “Have a nice day”, especially if it’s accompanied by a rapeshake.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/493 "2015-09-29T18:09:45Z")

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Is that the new flavor that Sonic is pushing lately?

Mmmmmm Rapeshake…takes like submission…

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**Author:** ![Memnon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@Memnon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Memnon)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/494 "2015-09-29T18:15:11Z")

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I know I’ve been banging on about Chrome’s Word Replacer II plug-in, and I promise this’ll be the last time I mention it, but it’s just occurred to me that it could offer the perfect solution to this problem.

If Snowboarder Bo downloads it and sets it to change LOL (or whatever) to “Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there”, then _he_ could still use his retarded little catchphrase, but no-one else would see it. Downloading Chrome, installing the plug-in _and_ configuring it to make that change would only take about 10 minutes tops, and he’s already spent _way_ more time than that defending his right to irritate the piss out of people for the sheer bloody-minded hell of it, so he’s really got no reason _not_ to do it.

Everyone’s a winner.

Seriously, what would be wrong with that solution?

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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/495 "2015-09-29T18:18:12Z")

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> [@Tithonus](#):
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> Seriously, what would be wrong with that solution?

The problem is that then nobody else would see it. Hard to be a jerk if nobody can see it.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/496 "2015-09-29T18:19:26Z")

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> [@Randolph](#):
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> Sometimes it’s okay to be upset with a “Have a nice day”, especially if it’s accompanied by a rapeshake.

Just fyi, at Five Guys, they’ll add bacon to every rapeshake.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/497 "2015-09-29T18:19:32Z")

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> [@Tithonus](#):
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> Seriously, what would be wrong with that solution?

Are you asking him or forcing him? If you are asking him, he doesnt want to. This means you are trying to force him and he wont give in to your strong armed bullying.

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**Author:** ![Pedro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pedro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pedro)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/498 "2015-09-29T18:37:56Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#):
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> If we’re talking about annoying signatures, can we talk about **Mean Mr. Mustard**?
> 
> That “mmm” that he tags everything with gives all of his posts a pretty weird vibe. I always picture him going, “mmm yeah i hope you guys like this content.”

… while rubbing his nipples. I agree.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/499 "2015-09-29T18:39:51Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> Just fyi, at Five Guys, they’ll add bacon to every rapeshake.

Five Guys is baconrapin HQ.

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**Author:** ![spinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@spinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spinky)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/500 "2015-09-29T18:42:20Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> I have yet to see an explanation of why it should cause anyone so much distress.

I don’t think “so much distress” is the correct way to characterize it. It’s annoying, just like it would be if someone habitually posts in txtspeak or uses grammar bad enough to make it more difficult to read their posts. Those are things that will regularly get you flamed around here. I think most people think of Bo’s non-sequitur catch-phrase as annoying in a similar way, particularly let’s go down to the quarry and throw stuff in there when it is inserted into an otherwise normal sentence.

The additional ire you’re seeing in this thread (and others) comes up because of his attitude about the whole thing, which basically comes down to “yes, I know it’s annoying but fuck you anyway.”

Personally, when I encounter the phrase, I generally just experience a momentary mini-wtf while I’m trying to parse the sentence that’s been rendered nonsense, then go, “oh right, this fucking idiot again,” and scroll past. But it really doesn’t surprise me at all that a lot of people respond with more severe irritation over what amounts to an occasional “fuck you” inserted in his posts. If that’s the way he wants to play it, he’s gonna get blowback. If he wants to complain about “bullying” he might want to consider his own contribution to the situation.

I think **troutman** said it best while paraphrasing **faithfool** :

> [@](#):
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> It doesn’t bother me enough to raise a stink, but it throws me off the conversation and I’d enjoy the threads more without it. Like others, it leads me to ignore a lot of SB’s posts.

The one bit of amusement I **do** get out of it is seeing the lengths people will go to to defend a poster’s god-given right to be an annoying twat for a joke that’s not even funny.

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