# Snowboarder Bo:  Enough with the fucking quarry

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 25, 2015, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525 "2015-09-25T22:55:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/641 "2015-10-08T13:00:38Z")

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> [@Tibby or Not Tibby](#):
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> Yeah, but what if that balloon was filled with nitroglycerin?

And what if it was something thrown into the quarry?

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/642 "2015-10-08T13:03:51Z")

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> [@madsircool](#):
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> If you consider that SB is a little Aspergery then his reactions make sense.

But nothing can explain the assholes response to throwing shit down a quarry.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/643 "2015-10-08T13:16:28Z")

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> [@Tibby or Not Tibby](#):
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> Yeah, but what if that balloon was filled with nitroglycerin?

Do you know who ELSE used nitroglycerin? MINERS!

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/644 "2015-10-08T13:23:28Z")

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Now, when I am chopping up shit on a cutting board, on my granite counter top, instead of thinking “Jesus fuck this goddamn chunk of granite cost a shit ton of money”, I think of Bo, out there somewhere, typing lol, and then chuckling when it gets changed to throwing shit down a quarry, and I realize the ineffable tragic truth.

I have no life.

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**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/645 "2015-10-08T14:14:34Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> Do you know who ELSE used nitroglycerin? MINERS!

And Hitler. I heard his Luftwaffe dropped nitroglycerin balloons on London during the Blitz.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/646 "2015-10-08T14:17:34Z")

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Hitler was known to say shit like, “Lets all go down to the bunker and hope the Russians don’t rape and kill us”, and then he blew his brains out.

So there’s that

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/647 "2015-10-08T14:19:07Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> Do you know who ELSE used nitroglycerin? MINERS!

This thread is advocating illegal child labor.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/648 "2015-10-08T14:20:26Z")

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Yeah but at least there is no clock involved

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/649 "2015-10-08T14:34:22Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> The humor of this is in watching the hubristic here run smack into the inevitable peripeteia. Then, rather than realize they have come face to face with Nemesis, they think of it as the Streisand effect, doubling down on ignorance and confusion.
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> Then, just when you think the joke is wearing thing, the oppressed and bitter take up the mantle of Demosthenes, never realizing they are more akin to Thrasylochus, making it all tragic-comedy. Certainly the barbs and slings of anger, along with the firm injustice and the wailing and gnashing of teeth turns it into a slapstick parody, with Othello thinking he is Iago, and the dance steps it up a notch or two.
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> Good times, good times

> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> And what if it was something thrown into the quarry?

> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> But nothing can explain the assholes response to throwing shit down a quarry.

> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Now, when I am chopping up shit on a cutting board, on my granite counter top, instead of thinking “Jesus fuck this goddamn chunk of granite cost a shit ton of money”, I think of Bo, out there somewhere, typing lol, and then chuckling when it gets changed to throwing shit down a quarry, and I realize the ineffable tragic truth.
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> I have no life.

> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Hitler was known to say shit like, “Lets all go down to the bunker and hope the Russians don’t rape and kill us”, and then he blew his brains out.
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> So there’s that

> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Yeah but at least there is no clock involved
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> :rolleyes:

Seriously dickwad, who are you even talking to?

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/650 "2015-10-08T14:40:32Z")

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I could ask the same of you, but I don’t feed trolls.

Oh shit. I just did.

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/651 "2015-10-08T17:40:52Z")

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Step it up, FX. It doesn’t feel like you’re trying hard enough.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/652 "2015-10-08T17:44:23Z")

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I know. The problem is, I actually don’t really give a shit.

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**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2015, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/653 "2015-10-08T18:47:30Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Hitler was known to say shit like, “Lets all go down to the bunker and hope the Russians don’t rape and kill us”, and then he blew his brains out.
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> So there’s that

You can say all you want about old ‘Dolf, but you can’t say he didn’t have a wacky sense of humor.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/654 "2015-10-09T15:06:12Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> Seriously dickwad, who are you even talking to?

You should see his weather climate Pit thread. He goes for months just talking and replying to himself. Then he’s silent for months and then he comes back to reply to himself with a new link he found and then he starts talking to himself again.

I find it very Let’s go down to the quarry and paint turtles.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/655 "2015-10-09T16:38:50Z")

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Thanks Tahssa

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**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/656 "2015-10-09T22:31:42Z")

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In case anyone is interested … the poster muttering to himself has by far more posts in this thread than anyone else at 58 currently, followed by **Anamen** and then **SB**.

How high can he go?!

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/657 "2015-10-09T22:58:08Z")

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Thanks for bumping this thread! I thought it might be dead. The way people are getting themselves wound up about Snowboarder Bo’s catchphrase says a lot more about them than it does about Snowboarder Bo or his use of the phrase.

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**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2015, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/658 "2015-10-09T23:34:09Z")

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Given who has posted most of the posts in this thread (very few that expressed much annoyance at the automated tic itself and a few more mocking SB’s pathetic whine of being bullied in the Pit) the way in which some people react over one or two posters mildly expressing relatively mild annoyance said a lot more about them …

But nah this thread is dead. Someone just pissed on the grave tis all. No hand of Carrie about to jump out here.

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**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/659 "2015-10-10T01:07:03Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Thanks for bumping this thread! I thought it might be dead. The way people are getting themselves wound up about Snowboarder Bo’s catchphrase says a lot more about them than it does about Snowboarder Bo or his use of the phrase.

Really? What exactly does it say about them?

Jesus fuck, “x says more about y than it does about z” has to be the stupidest, laziest and most meaningless “argument” trotted out on this board.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2015, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/660 "2015-10-10T01:24:25Z")

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> [@splatterpunk](#):
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> Really? What exactly does it say about them?
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> Jesus fuck, “x says more about y than it does about z” has to be the stupidest, laziest and most meaningless “argument” trotted out on this board.

It says that people get off on upsetting themselves.

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