# Snowboarder Bo:  Enough with the fucking quarry

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 25, 2015, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525 "2015-09-25T22:55:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/81 "2015-09-26T14:09:25Z")

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Bullying? Oh give me a fukkin’ break.

You are someone who intentionally farts in a social setting and who when people ask him to please stop, that they find his farts annoying, says “Hey it’s just my thing.” Most people just ignore the farter, a fart is really no big deal, just a mild annoyance, and it isn’t like we cared about hearing anything else the twerp had to say anyway. But every so often someone says: “Yo. Do not intentionally fart. It is rude.” To that farter’s "amusement. No dickwad, being told your continuing with behavior that is annoying is rude is not being bullied and you are not bravely refusing to knuckle under. You just like farting and annoying people with your farts.

No, you are not a poor bullied **Snowboarder**. You are the rude farter who most just try to not stand near. I remain convinced it is beyond being a jerk and is a weak ass attempt at trolling because I cannot believe that you are so clueless as to not realize that that is who you are.

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**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/82 "2015-09-26T14:13:39Z")

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It’ll be interesting to see how many people still like it once hearing the reasoning behind it.

It’s like watching the Donnie Darko commentary.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/83 "2015-09-26T14:21:41Z")

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> [@Tithonus](#):
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> There’s a plugin for Chrome called ‘Word Replacer II’. I’m gonna download it and see if it’ll let me replace Bo’s boring catchphrase with something that’s actually funny and interesting.
> 
> I’ll report back.

I know…

Quarry returns stones. Bo in hospital, film at 11.

lookie, lookie. the Calvary have arrived!

> **[Greasemonkey script to replace annoying phrases on the SDMB (e.g. quarry...](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=702824)**
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> Below is a script for people who use Greasemonkey in Firefox or Chrome. Replace any string on the SDMB. Especially useful for frequently occurring annoying phrases. (Especially powerful if you happen to know regular expressions, but still useful if...

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/84 "2015-09-26T14:24:42Z")

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> [@DSeid](#):
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> Bullying? Oh give me a fukkin’ break.
> 
> You are someone who intentionally farts in a social setting and who when people ask him to please stop, that they find his farts annoying, says “Hey it’s just my thing.” Most people just ignore the farter, a fart is really no big deal, just a mild annoyance, and it isn’t like we cared about hearing anything else the twerp had to say anyway. But every so often someone says: “Yo. Do not intentionally fart. It is rude.” To that farter’s "amusement. No dickwad, being told your continuing with behavior that is annoying is rude is not being bullied and you are not bravely refusing to knuckle under. You just like farting and annoying people with your farts.
> 
> No, you are not a poor bullied **Snowboarder**. You are the rude farter who most just try to not stand near. I remain convinced it is beyond being a jerk and is a weak ass attempt at trolling because I cannot believe that you are so clueless as to not realize that that is who you are.

It absolutely is bullying. I mean, just look at your post: you call me names and ascribe anti-social motives to me, all in an attempt to publicly humiliate me so that I’ll do what you want. That’s bullying, and you’re a bully.  
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> [@Wikipedia](#):
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> Bullying is the use of force, threat, or coercion to abuse, intimidate, or aggressively dominate others.

]([Bullying - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullying))[

> [@American Psychological Association](#):
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> Bullying is a form of aggressive behavior in which someone intentionally and repeatedly causes another person injury or discomfort. Bullying can take the form of physical contact, words or more subtle actions.

]([http://www.apa.org/topics/bullying/](http://www.apa.org/topics/bullying/))[

> [@Psychology Today](#):
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> Bullying is a distinctive pattern of deliberately harming and humiliating others. It’s a very durable behavioral style, largely because bullies get what they want—at least at first. Bullies are made, not born, and it happens at an early age, if the normal aggression of two-year-olds isn’t handled well.

]([Bullying | Psychology Today](https://www.psychologytoday.com/basics/bullying))Well, I won’t be bullied.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/85 "2015-09-26T14:32:26Z")

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I always laugh when the word bullying is used on an _anonymous_ message board by one _anonymous poster against another anonymous_ poster. Those little pixels must be highly trained terrorists to accomplish that.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/86 "2015-09-26T14:50:15Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> It absolutely is bullying. I mean, just look at your post: you call me names and ascribe anti-social motives to me, all in an attempt to publicly humiliate me so that I’ll do what you want. That’s bullying, and you’re a bully.  
> [[url=http://www.apa.org/topics/bullying/]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullying)[url=[Bullying | Psychology Today](https://www.psychologytoday.com/basics/bullying)]Well, I won’t be bullied.

Another essential component of bullying is “the perception, by the bully or by others, of an imbalance of social or physical power, which distinguishes bullying from conflict.” (lifted from your first cite, which you used to define bullying)

This is conflict, you fucking turd. You’re not being bullied.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/87 "2015-09-26T14:59:53Z")

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> [@D\_Anconia](#):
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> Isn’t Bo in his sixties? “Hipsterism” doesn’t really work at that point in time.

☹

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**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/88 "2015-09-26T15:00:57Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> I always laugh when the word bullying is used on an _anonymous_ message board by one _anonymous poster against another anonymous_ poster. Those little pixels must be highly trained terrorists to accomplish that.

Except this isn’t an anonymous board; it’s a _pseudonymous_ board, where we register our board identities under semi-permanent usernames and post in different permanent forums with social rules and expectations. Bullying can absolutely happen here.

On the other hand, \*\*Snowboarder Bo \*\*ain’t being bullied. He’s got a pet little catchphrase that he uses overly broadly and that gets him attention. People do this sort of thing. Some observers find it amusing, while others aren’t so amused. Tolerance varies. But rebuking a fellow poster because of an overused _non sequitur_ -on a discussion board- isn’t bullying.

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**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/89 "2015-09-26T15:17:22Z")

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So our intentional farter, having been asked nicely, and sticking out his tongue in response, is told by a few “Hey don’t be such a dick. Cut it out.”

“[Help! I am being repressed!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxGqcCeV3qk) I am being bullied! I will not knuckle to this oppression! Fart free or die!”

“No, dumbfuck. You are not being bullied.”

“See. You called me a name. Wah!!!”

FWIW I am not trying to force you to do anything. I make no threats. I coerce naught. I don’t even [fart in your general direction](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBUl7oT9sA). I don’t give a shit. I was bored enough to open up this thread, curious about where the hosts of this party (the mods) draw the lines of how much intentional jerkiness (farting) it takes for someone to be asked to stop or at least step outside until they can control themselves, and amused enough by the absurdity of your casting yourself as a victim of bullying to comment.

I know you are an intentional farter so it is easy enough for me to skip anything you write in general. I have never seen anything that you have written that is a contribution and since I skip over you mostly if you ever do I won’t. As stated I’m with those who think that **Guin** ’s whining about your still farting on purpose is feeding a weak assed troll. She should just do what most of the rest of us do and skip anything with your name attached as a matter of course. No one forces any of us to read what you write any more than anyone forces of us to engage with the putz who keeps farting in self-stimulatory amusement.

Feel free to fart all you like. The mods have determined that it is not jerky enough to warrant action and do not want to label it as trolling: you are just the person in the party who likes to fart and laugh that that was a good one and they are wiling to have you here doing that. Their party, not mine, and again, I’ll just go and drink my beer talking to someone else. No worries mate. Enjoy yourself! Try the bean dip, it will help yo have an even better time!

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/90 "2015-09-26T15:20:55Z")

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I saw the phrase recently, and had no idea what it meant. Now I do. So this pit thread was educational and entertaining. Well, parts of it were.

> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> It absolutely is bullying.

I see it as an attempt to bully somebody, making shit up is actually slander, or is it libel? In either case, since there is absolutely no enforcement of the user agreement, or consequences for making shit up, telling lies, the would be bully, a real fuckhead if you will, can actually can just keep doing it.

> [@madsircool](#):
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> Iirc he called her a cunt in one of the earlier threads.

See? If that’s a lie (and t certainly seems to be), there is no consequence for telling it, and of course some people will believe it, and it’s an attempt to smear somebody, **which is against the fucking user agreement** , but it doesn’t matter because it’s the pit, and the user agreement doesn’t apply here.

In any case, nobody really gives a fuck.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/91 "2015-09-26T15:22:32Z")

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> [@DSeid](#):
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> So our…

You are an idiot.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/92 "2015-09-26T15:24:07Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> It wasn’t funny the first time, it wasn’t funny the second, and it’s not funny the zillionth time either.

It was neither funny nor understandable when I saw it. But now it’s fucking hilarious. Thanks for making this thread.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/93 "2015-09-26T15:40:13Z")

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He’s been doing it more, and more randomly, this past week, so I just thought he was off his meds and had begun a long descent into madness so I cut him some slack. Like many things, it shows how wrong I can be sometimes.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/94 "2015-09-26T15:53:51Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Wow.
> 
> You are absolutely wrong. I never called **Guinastasia** , or any other poster, a cunt. In fact, I’ve never called anyone, poster or not, a cunt. IN FACT, I’ve never even posted that word on the SDMB; I have more class than that (and way more than you). [My cite is this search for any use of the word in any post by me for the last 10 years](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=12537631).
> 
> Also in fact, I never called a **Guinastasia** a name at all, although she did allude to calling me a 7-year old.
> 
> Thanks for showing everyone that you are a classless asshole by trying to defame me, tho. At least now we all know what kind of person you are.

Apologies…I misremembered. You (kinda indirectly) called her a whiny bitch.

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=637351&page=3](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=637351&page=3)

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> [@](#):
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> Quote:  
> Originally Posted by Guinastasia View Post  
> Bo, why not just make it your sig? Then you’ll still be able to post it at least once in a thread, and the rest of the board won’t want to strangle you. See, best of both worlds.  
> Because I don’t Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there at every single post, just the ones that are particularly funny.
> 
> For something that has been posted about 2 dozen times, and always with context, it’s sure drawing a lot of fire.
> 
> Makes me think that a bunch of you are whiny bitches, ya know what I’m saying’?
> 
> It’s not like I post it in every single fucking post of mine, after all.
> 
> Regards,  
> Bo

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/95 "2015-09-26T16:00:48Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> No, I really derive no pleasure from being Pitted. I will defend myself vociferously, tho, as I did back in 2012 when people not only Pitted me, but tried to have me removed from the Boards.
> 
> I won those arguments, btw.

You are quite the drama queen. No one tried to have you removed from the boards. They simply wanted you to stop the schtick.

Link

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=638454&page=3](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=638454&page=3)

You won the thread like King King Pyrrhus wins battles.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/96 "2015-09-26T16:09:23Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> I saw the phrase recently, and had no idea what it meant. Now I do. So this pit thread was educational and entertaining. Well, parts of it were. I see it as an attempt to bully somebody, making shit up is actually slander, or is it libel? In either case, since there is absolutely no enforcement of the user agreement, or consequences for making shit up, telling lies, the would be bully, a real fuckhead if you will, can actually can just keep doing it.  
> See? If that’s a lie (and t certainly seems to be), there is no consequence for telling it, and of course some people will believe it, and it’s an attempt to smear somebody, **which is against the fucking user agreement** , but it doesn’t matter because it’s the pit, and the user agreement doesn’t apply here.
> 
> In any case, nobody really gives a fuck.

Wasnt trying to lie about him; I just misremembered his exact insult. Again apologies.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/97 "2015-09-26T16:09:55Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> It absolutely is bullying. I mean, just look at your post: you call me names…

Call us names then.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/98 "2015-09-26T16:15:36Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> I won those arguments, btw.

You what, now? By the ends of those threads, everybody that thought your stupid catchphrase was funny still did, and everybody that thought your stupid catchphrase was the sign of a socially deficient asshole still did.

And as far as I can tell, nothing has changed in three years; you’re still a socially deficient asshole.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/99 "2015-09-26T16:16:58Z")

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Thanks for the links to the other threads. It has become far funnier.

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-enough-with-the-fucking-quarry/732525/100 "2015-09-26T16:18:30Z")

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I’ve often tried to give advice to angry people on internet, but it almost never helps. If something annoys you, complaining about it usually is going to make it far worse. (unless it’s actually against the rules)

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