# Snowboarder Bo is going to the quarry

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 5, 2012, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461 "2012-01-05T03:40:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/261 "2012-01-20T01:30:08Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> If you think you need to bitch about something I’ve done at the quarry, this thread is still open. When come back, bring pie as an apology for the first lie you told about me. I’ll help your addled brain remember what that lie was, even tho I already called you out once on it:

Why don’t you just put him on ignore?

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/262 "2012-01-20T02:32:55Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> Why don’t you just put him on ignore?

Then how would I see his apology?

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/263 "2012-01-20T02:35:06Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Then how would I see his apology?

Why would you care? You have suggested that all who dislike your catchphrase have a simple solution–to put you on ignore.

What’s the difference?

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**Author:** ![King\_Salami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@King\_Salami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Salami)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/264 "2012-01-20T03:32:12Z")

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One of the best things in comedy is seeing how far you can take something and keep in going, if the audience is in on it, then the joke gets even funnier.

I think what Snowboarder Bo is doing is fucking great and he should keep on doing it, which one of us didn’t laugh about taking a joke too far? What about:

Team America, The over the top puppet sex and the puking were some of the funniest bits in the movie  
Tex Avery cartoons, when they are dropping an anvil, piano, bus, battleship, etc on the dog at the end of “Bad Luck Blackie” is a fucking classic on taking things too far.  
Airplaine (the movie) When everybody is lining up to slap the shit out of the lady who is panicking and the line just keeps going and going

There are tons of these, give the dude a break, if you don’t like it just gloss over it when reading a thread. Or throw that shit into the quarry.

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**Author:** ![Suil\_Dubh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85f322/32.png) [@Suil\_Dubh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suil_Dubh)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/265 "2012-01-20T03:39:09Z")

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> [@King\_Salami](#):
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> Last edited by King Salami; Today at 12:35 PM.

?!

I don’t get it.

You edited your post, but it’s still terrible.

How dumb was it before?

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/266 "2012-01-20T03:52:42Z")

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> [@King\_Salami](#):
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> One of the best things in comedy is seeing how far you can take something and keep in going, if the audience is in on it, then the joke gets even funnier.
> 
> I think what Snowboarder Bo is doing is fucking great and he should keep on doing it, which one of us didn’t laugh about taking a joke too far? What about:
> 
> Team America, The over the top puppet sex and the puking were some of the funniest bits in the movie  
> Tex Avery cartoons, when they are dropping an anvil, piano, bus, battleship, etc on the dog at the end of “Bad Luck Blackie” is a fucking classic on taking things too far.  
> Airplaine (the movie) When everybody is lining up to slap the shit out of the lady who is panicking and the line just keeps going and going
> 
> There are tons of these, give the dude a break, if you don’t like it just gloss over it when reading a thread. Or throw that shit into the quarry.

I don’t think your analogies apply to our current situation. The historic ones were actually funny to most of the people who viewed them.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/267 "2012-01-20T04:54:55Z")

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**Frank** , umadbro?

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/268 "2012-01-20T04:59:16Z")

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Things that are at the bottom of the quarry:

Zager & Evans LPs  
Dog-eared copies of _Hogg_  
17th century suits of armor  
Laserdisc players  
Jeeps painted like the one in _Jurassic Park_  
Gypsy fortune-telling cards  
Foreskins  
Wheelchairs

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/269 "2012-01-20T14:36:24Z")

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> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> Things that are at the bottom of the quarry:
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> Zager & Evans LPs  
> Dog-eared copies of _Hogg_  
> 17th century suits of armor  
> Laserdisc players  
> Jeeps painted like the one in _Jurassic Park_  
> Gypsy fortune-telling cards  
> Foreskins  
> Wheelchairs

Boxes of unused business cards and letterhead with the name **Tours d’Argent**

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**Author:** ![Hbns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hbns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hbns)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/270 "2012-01-20T17:17:49Z")

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> [@King\_Salami](#):
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> There are tons of these, give the dude a break, if you don’t like it just gloss over it when reading a thread.

More easily said than done. If it were the exact same phrase repeated each time it would be fairly easy. A few words into the brain would recognize it and I could skip past it.

That isn’t the way Snowboarder Bo likes to apply it. He likes to tweak it and massage it, and make it a little different each time. By the fucking time you realize you are pulling up to the edge of the quarry, you have already read pretty much the whole damn phrase. It is fucking annoying, which we all now know equals offensive.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/271 "2012-01-20T21:07:55Z")

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> [@Hbns](#):
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> More easily said than done. If it were the exact same phrase repeated each time it would be fairly easy. A few words into the brain would recognize it and I could skip past it.
> 
> **That isn’t the way Snowboarder Bo likes to apply it. He likes to tweak it and massage it, and make it a little different each time.** By the fucking time you realize you are pulling up to the edge of the quarry, you have already read pretty much the whole damn phrase. It is fucking annoying, which we all now know equals offensive.

(bolding mine)

Nope. You’re wrong. Go look at the first post in this thread. The vast majority of the time it’s been “Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there”. A couple of the early ones varied for 2 reasons: I would misplace the word “down” and the original phrase included the word “shit”, which I stopped using because I didn’t want to use a curse word.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/272 "2012-01-20T21:51:50Z")

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Well, what the goat-felching fuck is your problem, shit-for-brains?!

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**Author:** ![Hbns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hbns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hbns)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/273 "2012-01-21T00:02:03Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Nope. You’re wrong.

I’m wrong?  
Here are nearly a dozen instances of the phrase being tweaked.  
Your excuses only wash for a couple.

[Let’s go to the quarry and throw shit down there!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14579772)  
[Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down here!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14632502)  
[Let’s go down to the quarry and throw stuff in there!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14590854)  
[I Let’s go down to the quarry and throw stuff in there’d.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14583159)  
[I totally Let’s go to the quarry and throw shit down there.'d!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14574779)  
[I totally Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there’d!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14623844)  
[haha omg Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14616281)  
[Truly Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there funny!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14674939&postcount=58)  
[\*I hope that makes some of y’all Let’s go to the quarry and throw shit down there.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14577131)  
[I love this meme… it makes me Let’s go to the quarry and throw shit down there.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14576073)  
[#3 was the one that made me Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there tho.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14672565&postcount=1)

Don’t bother replying. I’ll just put you on ignore as you have requested.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/274 "2012-01-21T00:23:16Z")

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Well on the bright side, at least Bo’s not cluttering the board with _LOLs_. Fuck, do I hate it when people end their post/email/text/etc with “LOL.”

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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/275 "2012-01-21T00:24:09Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> (bolding mine)
> 
> Nope. You’re wrong. Go look at the first post in this thread. The vast majority of the time it’s been “Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there”. A couple of the early ones varied for 2 reasons: I would misplace the word “down” and the original phrase included the word “shit”, which I stopped using because I didn’t want to use a curse word.

U’mad **Bo**?

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/276 "2012-01-21T00:28:10Z")

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> [@Hbns](#):
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> I’m wrong?  
> Here are nearly a dozen instances of the phrase being tweaked.  
> Your excuses only wash for a couple.
> 
> [Let’s go to the quarry and throw shit down there!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14579772)  
> [Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down here!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14632502)  
> [Let’s go down to the quarry and throw stuff in there!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14590854)  
> [I Let’s go down to the quarry and throw stuff in there’d.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14583159)  
> [I totally Let’s go to the quarry and throw shit down there.'d!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14574779)  
> [I totally Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there’d!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14623844)  
> [haha omg Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14616281)  
> [Truly Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there funny!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14674939&postcount=58)  
> [\*I hope that makes some of y’all Let’s go to the quarry and throw shit down there.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14577131)  
> [I love this meme… it makes me Let’s go to the quarry and throw shit down there.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14576073)  
> [#3 was the one that made me Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there tho.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14672565&postcount=1)
> 
> Don’t bother replying. I’ll just put you on ignore as you have requested.

Yep, you’re wrong. You’re also apparently too stupid to realize that in most of those that you yourself posted, the phrase is consistent. The fact that it’s bookended or preceded by something else is incidental to it’s use in the middle of a sentence, but doesn’t change the fact that the phrase is the same.

As I explained, early on I was inconsistent, using “down” in the wrong place and using the original “shit” instead of stuff. But for a long time now, it’s always been “Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there”.

I’ll bet a nickel that your curiosity gets the better of you, and you at least take me off ignore to see this post. And when you reply to it, you know what I’ll do? I’ll Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there at you, that’s what I’ll do.

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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/277 "2012-01-21T00:34:10Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Yep, you’re wrong. You’re also apparently too stupid to realize that in most of those that you yourself posted, the phrase is consistent. The fact that it’s bookended or preceded by something else is incidental to it’s use in the middle of a sentence, but doesn’t change the fact that the phrase is the same.
> 
> As I explained, early on I was inconsistent, using “down” in the wrong place and using the original “shit” instead of stuff. But for a long time now, it’s always been “Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there”.
> 
> I’ll bet a nickel that your curiosity gets the better of you, and you at least take me off ignore to see this post. And when you reply to it, you know what I’ll do? I’ll Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there at you, that’s what I’ll do.

Are you _sure_ you’re a grown-up? Really sure?..

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/278 "2012-01-21T01:07:07Z")

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Is the nickel shiny? I need to know if it’s a shiny nickel.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/279 "2012-01-21T01:10:53Z")

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> [@MsWhatsit](#):
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> Is the nickel shiny? I need to know if it’s a shiny nickel.

Shiny and new!

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/280 "2012-01-21T01:43:52Z")

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Cripes, are you people still at it? Has anyone seen my car keys?

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