# Snowboarder Bo is going to the quarry **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2012, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461 "2012-01-05T03:40:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/281 "2012-01-21T02:53:38Z")
Of all the stupid things that dopers recreationally enrage themselves about, **Snowboarder Bo’s** catch phrase is just about the stupidest. Why is it annoying? How the fuck is anyone bothered by it? Just skim past it. Jesus. The music thing I get. If I’m at a park reading a book on a nice day and someone decides I need to hear the new Mastodon album right then, that’s annoying. It’s intrusive. I can’t get away from it. But a single line of text? The protagonist of “The Princess and the Pea” is rolling her eyes at you and twirling her index finger near her temple. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/282 "2012-01-21T03:51:24Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > Of all the stupid things that dopers recreationally enrage themselves about, **Snowboarder Bo’s** catch phrase is just about the stupidest. Why is it annoying? How the fuck is anyone bothered by it? Just skim past it. Jesus. Srsly. > [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > The music thing I get. If I’m at a park reading a book on a nice day and someone decides I need to hear the new Mastodon album right then, that’s annoying. It’s intrusive. I can’t get away from it. But a single line of text? The protagonist of “The Princess and the Pea” is rolling her eyes at you and twirling her index finger near her temple. Ya know, that _would_ be annoying. But that’s not what I do. I don’t park and listen to my car stereo at full blast. The longest anyone could possibly be affected by it is the time it takes for a red light to turn green. That’s why I don’t give a fuck. “Oh no! There was some noise for 30 seconds!” :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/283 "2012-01-21T04:37:37Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Ya know, that _would_ be annoying. But that’s not what I do. I don’t park and listen to my car stereo at full blast. The longest anyone could possibly be affected by it is the time it takes for a red light to turn green. That’s why I don’t give a fuck. “Oh no! There was some noise for 30 seconds!” :rolleyes: 30 seconds from you. Then 30 seconds from the next arsehole. Then 30 seconds from the one after that. Turn it down, shut the fuck up about the quarry, and learn that you’re not fucking special, you’re just another fuckwit in a long line of them, and that the rules do apply to you. In other words, grow up. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/284 "2012-01-21T04:48:28Z")
> [@King\_Salami](#): > > One of the best things in comedy is seeing how far you can take something and keep in going, if the audience is in on it, then the joke gets even funnier.\ That’s what I said, back on page one, I think it was. ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/285 "2012-01-21T04:53:49Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Boxes of unused business cards and letterhead with the name **Tours d’Argent** Ok, that’s funny. I would add: A weathered copy of the 1988 paperback edition of _1001 Yak Cock Jokes For Any Occassion_ ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/286 "2012-01-21T04:59:35Z")
Artifacts from Cameroon Pigeon eggs ---
**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/287 "2012-01-21T05:07:14Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > It started on the SDMB when someone was telling a story about hacking their boss’s computer to substitute that phrase when the boss type LOL. So it has the same meaning as LOL. The phrase itself was borrowed from The Office, but didn’t mean LOL there. Anybody know which Office ep or in what context it was used? I found it funny the first couple times. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/288 "2012-01-21T09:36:25Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Srsly. > Ya know, that _would_ be annoying. But that’s not what I do. I don’t park and listen to my car stereo at full blast. The longest anyone could possibly be affected by it is the time it takes for a red light to turn green. That’s why I don’t give a fuck. “Oh no! There was some noise for 30 seconds!” :rolleyes: This post reveals much about the mentality of Snowboarder Bo. He acknowledges he intrudes upon others. But it’s only for a duration that Bo deems acceptable, and why he doesn’t give a fuck. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/289 "2012-01-21T11:37:33Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Remember that dude who boned his _own mom_ and then jumped into a quarry? She was HOT too… I woulda been all over that shit. Whatever happened to that guy? > [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > That’s SenorBeef to you. You’re both pieces of shit. You start throwing this bullshit around people who don’t understand the context and you can give the impression that I’ve done something remotely like that. To anyone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about, someone was posting “which bad outcome would you pick” horrible hypotheticals in IMHO, and basically I said it’s ridiculous to pick choosing to be crippled from the neck down or blind for life rather than fuck a parent once. Which then turns into “senorbeef wants to bang his mom so bad!” amongst these butthurt morons, just because they’re so mentally weak as to be unable to answer a silly hypothetical question. I guess it’s a good thing I never was posed the hypothetical “would you rape a child, or allow 5 billion people to die in nuclear war” because then everyone could go around saying “OMG SENORBEEF IS A CHILD RAPIST” As for Bo, I’d support banning him over this. It’s obviously trolling at this point. I get that he’s so retarded that he actually thought it was funny at one point, but since enough people have tried to beat him over the head with the idea that it’s not, the only reason he can continue to do it is trolling. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/290 "2012-01-21T11:41:12Z")
Settle Senor. No one really thinks that you did that. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/291 "2012-01-21T11:49:23Z")
Not now that I have the context. _d&r_ ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/292 "2012-01-21T13:47:53Z")
> [@SenorBeef](#): > > You’re both pieces of shit. You start throwing this bullshit around people who don’t understand the context and you can give the impression that I’ve done something remotely like that. > > To anyone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about, someone was posting “which bad outcome would you pick” horrible hypotheticals in IMHO, and basically I said it’s ridiculous to pick choosing to be crippled from the neck down or blind for life rather than fuck a parent once. Which then turns into “senorbeef wants to bang his mom so bad!” amongst these butthurt morons, just because they’re so mentally weak as to be unable to answer a silly hypothetical question. > > I guess it’s a good thing I never was posed the hypothetical “would you rape a child, or allow 5 billion people to die in nuclear war” because then everyone could go around saying “OMG SENORBEEF IS A CHILD RAPIST” > > As for Bo, I’d support banning him over this. It’s obviously trolling at this point. I get that he’s so retarded that he actually thought it was funny at one point, but since enough people have tried to beat him over the head with the idea that it’s not, the only reason he can continue to do it is trolling. umadbro? ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/293 "2012-01-21T13:51:56Z")
I wonder if you’re socially retarded enough to actually think you’re funny despite every person you interact with telling you otherwise, or if you’re just a troll. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/294 "2012-01-21T14:05:29Z")
Calm down. Nobody believes you jumped in a quarry. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/295 "2012-01-21T14:20:15Z")
Considering that a bunch of people in this very thread said they thought it was funny, your post made me Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there. What’s that? Your blood is boiling? That’s _humor_, friend. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/296 "2012-01-21T14:28:17Z")
Humor. Good, I thought it was the bends. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/297 "2012-01-21T14:37:55Z")
> [@WillFarnaby](#): > > Anybody know which Office ep or in what context it was used? I found it funny the first couple times. [http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-5/frame-toby](http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-5/frame-toby) I googled the phrase and got this page. > [@The Office](#): > > Phyllis: Where’s your place? > Jim Halpert: [awkwardly] Oh, it’s on, uh, Lyndon Ave.? By the quarry? > Phyllis: [disappointingly] Oh. > Creed: Cool beans man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there! > Jim Halpert: Definitely we should. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/298 "2012-01-21T14:38:02Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Considering that a bunch of people in this very thread said they thought it was funny, your post made me Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there. > > What’s that? Your blood is boiling? That’s _humor_, friend. I’m going to go with socially retarded. No one thinks your posting behavior is funny. They might think people getting angry at you being a retard is funny, but that’s not something to hang your hat on. And no, my blood isn’t boiling, I can say with perfect, serene calm that you are a zit on the ass of this board and should be banned for consistent lack of anything interesting to say, and further, for trolling. Incidentally, as if your “I’m replacing the word lol with another arbitrary bunch of letters!” wasn’t painfully lame in and of itself, even if you weren’t doing it - and you felt the need to post “LOL!” to different threads without adding any content, that in itself is completely worthless. So you’re stacking something dumb on top of something worthless and then patting yourself on the back for it. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/299 "2012-01-21T15:07:51Z")
> [@SenorBeef](#): > > I’m going to go with socially retarded. No one thinks your posting behavior is funny. They might think people getting angry at you being a retard is funny, but that’s not something to hang your hat on. > > And no, my blood isn’t boiling, I can say with perfect, serene calm that you are a zit on the ass of this board and should be banned for consistent lack of anything interesting to say, and further, for trolling. > > Incidentally, as if your “I’m replacing the word lol with another arbitrary bunch of letters!” wasn’t painfully lame in and of itself, even if you weren’t doing it - and you felt the need to post “LOL!” to different threads without adding any content, that in itself is completely worthless. So you’re stacking something dumb on top of something worthless and then patting yourself on the back for it. cool story bro ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/300 "2012-01-21T15:22:44Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Boxes of unused business cards and letterhead with the name **Tours d’Argent** A whole butt-load of rejected adages. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461.md?page=16)