# Snowboarder Bo is going to the quarry **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 5, 2012, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461 "2012-01-05T03:40:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/341 "2012-01-24T16:00:38Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > I heard he snowboards like a motherfuck. > > Ya know, down in the quarry. If we’re lucky, he’ll do a full faceplant right into a block of stone. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/342 "2012-01-24T16:31:50Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > If we’re lucky, he’ll do a full faceplant right into a block of stone. umadstone? ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/343 "2012-01-24T17:50:32Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > umadbro and “cool story bro” are terms used almost exclusively by trolls. Why do you continue to want to prove us right, Bo who probably can’t Snowboard? You are not only a liar, you’re stupid as fuck. When the purpose of not just the thread but the forum is specifically to express disapproval with someone, it’s hardly trolling to tweak someone’s nose, **T** who prolly isn’t Big. Usmallbro? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/344 "2012-01-24T18:26:29Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > You are not only a liar, you’re stupid as fuck. When the purpose of not just the thread but the forum is specifically to express disapproval with someone, it’s hardly trolling to tweak someone’s nose, **T** who prolly isn’t Big. umadbo? ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/345 "2012-01-24T18:55:40Z")
Bonerific! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/346 "2012-01-24T19:24:26Z")
I propose a new metric measurement for the Boards. Lets call it the Bo. No disrespect intended. After all, we measure radiation in “curies” and it fucking killed her! When this thread finally closes, the page count will be set. That page count, multiplied by the Raw Triviality Index, and further multiplied by the level of ire and fury displayed will give us the Bo Number, where this thread is the standard, as its Bo Number equals one. Note that no one factor can result in a very high Bo number. It must provoke disproportionate ire and fury, it must be utterly lack any significance, and it must be longer than the ultimate number of pages of this thread to exceed the Bo Number of one. You need not post your gasps of admiration and accolades, they are presumed. Not that it is unwelcome, mind you, but it annoys the hamsters. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/347 "2012-01-24T19:49:58Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > I propose a new metric measurement for the Boards. Lets call it the Bo. No disrespect intended. After all, we measure radiation in “curies” and it fucking killed her! When this thread finally closes, the page count will be set. That page count, multiplied by the Raw Triviality Index, and further multiplied by the level of ire and fury displayed will give us the Bo Number, where this thread is the standard, as its Bo Number equals one. > > Note that no one factor can result in a very high Bo number. It must provoke disproportionate ire and fury, it must be utterly lack any significance, and it must be longer than the ultimate number of pages of this thread to exceed the Bo Number of one. > > You need not post your gasps of admiration and accolades, they are presumed. Not that it is unwelcome, mind you, but it annoys the hamsters. As we all know, an annoyed hamster is an offended hamster. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/348 "2012-01-24T20:48:21Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Note that no one factor can result in a very high Bo number. It must provoke disproportionate ire and fury, it must be utterly lack any significance, and it must be longer than the ultimate number of pages of this thread to exceed the Bo Number of one. It must also be defended to the utter, irrational death by a self-righteous douchebag. That’s the only way the thread would exceed the length of this one anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/349 "2012-01-24T21:20:51Z")
You spelled “hampster” wrong. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/350 "2012-01-24T21:35:09Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > You are not only a liar, you’re stupid as fuck. When the purpose of not just the thread but the forum is specifically to express disapproval with someone, it’s hardly trolling to tweak someone’s nose, **T** who prolly isn’t Big. > > Usmallbro? uouttaweedbro? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/351 "2012-01-24T23:25:46Z")
I hope this thread \*never \*dies! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/352 "2012-01-24T23:28:43Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > You spelled “hampster” wrong. Yeah, well, we’re gonna put the breaks on that. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/353 "2012-01-25T03:15:09Z")
Hey, if it ain’t broke, don’t fax it! ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/354 "2012-01-25T03:31:17Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > I hope this thread \*never \*dies! It’ll be dug up for years to come. Eventually it’ll be set in stone. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/355 "2012-01-25T03:38:42Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > I propose a new metric measurement for the Boards. Lets call it the Bo. No disrespect intended. After all, we measure radiation in “curies” and it fucking killed her! When this thread finally closes, the page count will be set. That page count, multiplied by the Raw Triviality Index, and further multiplied by the level of ire and fury displayed will give us the Bo Number, where this thread is the standard, as its Bo Number equals one. > > Note that no one factor can result in a very high Bo number. It must provoke disproportionate ire and fury, it must be utterly lack any significance, and it must be longer than the ultimate number of pages of this thread to exceed the Bo Number of one. > > You need not post your gasps of admiration and accolades, they are presumed. Not that it is unwelcome, mind you, but it annoys the hamsters. **'luci** , does [the ATMB thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=638454) factor in at all? ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/356 "2012-01-25T03:43:03Z")
> [@Argent\_Towers](#): > > It’ll be dug up for years to come. Eventually it’ll be set in stone. I saw what you did there and it made me Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there. 😛 I didn’t think it was as classy as my whoosh on **SenorBeef** , but it was good. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/357 "2012-01-25T04:10:02Z")
Did it now? Did it really? Did it really make you go down to the quarry and throw stuff down there? I think you just went down to the rockpile and gently laid some stuff down. Or, maybe you just thought about going down to the quarry and throwing stuff down there. But, everyone goes to the quarry and throws stuff down there differently, so who’s to judge? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/358 "2012-01-25T05:03:11Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > **'luci** , does [the ATMB thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=638454) factor in at all? Didn’t know it existed. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/359 "2012-01-25T06:29:54Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Didn’t know it existed. Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there It’s even longer than this thread is. ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/360 "2012-01-25T06:37:04Z")
Wow all these quarry threads are still going? I feel like we should rename the BBQ Pit to The Quarry and be done with it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461.md?page=19)