# Snowboarder Bo is going to the quarry

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 5, 2012, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461 "2012-01-05T03:40:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/361 "2012-01-25T06:47:59Z")

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> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> Fuck me, I think I’m lost. Is this the FXMastermind nuclear thread?

That is a great response…😃

> [@jackdavinci](#):
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> Wow all these quarry threads are still going? I feel like we should rename the BBQ Pit to The Quarry and be done with it.

Can’t- we’re still hunting our elusive quarry.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/362 "2012-01-25T12:07:21Z")

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We could make a forum called The Quarry and have everyone use unexplained made up phrases as the only means of communication…

ufallinaquarrybro?

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/363 "2012-01-26T04:29:08Z")

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> [@Darth\_Panda](#):
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> We could make a forum called The Quarry and have everyone use unexplained made up phrases as the only means of communication…

Posters could be banished to The Quarry for a week (a fortnight for serious infractions, if a 2/3 majority of Pitizens agree).

Where their posts would be automatically changed into random phrases like:  
_“Darmok, and Jalad… their arms open wide with snowboard… when the walls fell at Tanagra.”_

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/364 "2012-01-26T06:32:53Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> \<snip\>  
> _“Darmok, and Jalad… their arms open wide with snowboard… when the walls fell at Tanagra.”_

{Clutches pearls}Well, I never! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/365 "2012-01-26T14:29:39Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> {Clutches pearls}Well, I never! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[sean connery voice] No, but I’ve kissed _your_ mother with this mouth. [/scv]

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/366 "2012-01-26T20:09:28Z")

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OOOoooh, good one!

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**Author:** ![Chopper9760](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cdc98d/32.png) [@Chopper9760](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chopper9760)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/367 "2012-01-26T20:32:41Z")

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_baritone_ _Swing low, sweet Snowboarder, comin’ for to quarry me hoooommmme!_

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2012, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/368 "2012-01-27T04:02:55Z")

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I’m sitting here just let’s go to the zoo and watch the monkeys do it!

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2012, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/369 "2012-01-27T05:01:47Z")

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> [@Chopper9760](#):
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> _baritone_ _Swing low, sweet Snowboarder, comin’ for to quarry me hoooommmme!_

Ooh, I do like _ **quarry** _ as a verb…

“Is your wife hot?”  
_“I’m going to quarry that query.”_  
“So are you LOLing yet?”  
_“Oh, go quarry yourself.”_

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2012, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/370 "2012-01-27T05:47:42Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> I’m sitting here just let’s go to the zoo and watch the monkeys do it!

I like this. When I read it I decided to go down to the coffee shop and watch the hipsters…be assholes? (It’s a work in progress.)

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2012, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/371 "2012-01-27T11:25:54Z")

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“…watch the hipsters hip.”

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/372 "2015-09-26T17:10:14Z")

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How in the fuck did I never hear about this before?

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/373 "2015-09-26T17:21:04Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> How in the fuck did I never hear about this before?

How in the fuck did you hear about it _now_?

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/374 "2015-09-26T17:24:07Z")

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Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down here!

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/375 "2015-09-26T17:26:10Z")

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No wait, it was this thread [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=769927](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=769927)

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/376 "2015-09-26T17:27:15Z")

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OMG and I was even mentioned in the thread!

> [@Rhythmdvl](#):
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> Fuck me, I think I’m lost. Is this the FXMastermind nuclear thread?

When you have little time, you miss so much

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/377 "2015-09-26T17:34:23Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> And no, my blood isn’t boiling, I can say with perfect, serene calm that you are a zit on the ass of this board and should be banned for consistent lack of anything interesting to say, and further, for trolling.

Sorry, Beef, with all due respect: this is total crap. Bo contributes a lot to this board, and furthermore he actually uses his hilarious catch phase quite sparingly.

ETA: Dammit, Beef’s post was from 2012. Sorry I didn’t catch that.

Carry on.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2015, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowboarder-bo-is-going-to-the-quarry/608461/378 "2015-09-26T21:45:34Z")

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Don’t need two of these at the same time.

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