# Snowstorm Cliché

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowstorm-cliche/528358>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 10, 2010, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowstorm-cliche/528358 "2010-02-10T01:49:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowstorm-cliche/528358/21 "2010-02-10T20:03:53Z")

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today there was the usual snow coverage. wall to wall snow coverage. but wait! there is a new clip of odd snow activity.

a man visiting from south korea is jogging/walking wearing sneakers, shorts, gloves, snug neckware (just the collar of a turtle/polo neck) and hat. this impressed the men on the newscast, the women just shook their heads and laughed.

back to family and dog in the park building snowmen and throwing snowballs.

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**Author:** ![tattman40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@tattman40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tattman40)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowstorm-cliche/528358/22 "2010-02-10T20:13:32Z")

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Also, check on your elderly neighbors.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowstorm-cliche/528358/23 "2010-02-10T20:30:41Z")

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And then there is the [BBC reporter reporting about the reporters reporting the snow](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO52SMQB7tE).

Stupid snow reporting doesn’t stop at the border.

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**Author:** ![LionelHutz405](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lionelhutz405/32/536_2.png) [@LionelHutz405](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LionelHutz405)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowstorm-cliche/528358/24 "2010-02-10T20:38:43Z")

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“Be sure and give yourself extra time for the drive to work.”

Thanks for telling me that every time it snows, Mr. Weatherman.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowstorm-cliche/528358/25 "2010-02-10T20:43:54Z")

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> [@LionelHutz405](#):
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> “Be sure and give yourself extra time for the drive to work.”
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> Thanks for telling me that every time it snows, Mr. Weatherman.

Followed closely by “And leave extra space between you, and the car in front.”

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**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowstorm-cliche/528358/26 "2010-02-10T20:44:19Z")

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The spike in birthrate nine months later…

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**Author:** ![Gus\_Gusterson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85f322/32.png) [@Gus\_Gusterson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gus_Gusterson)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowstorm-cliche/528358/27 "2010-02-10T20:58:17Z")

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> [@matt\_mcl](#):
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> I just realized that I have never in my life seen this kind of report, despite living in Canada, and then it occurred to me that I’ve never seen this kind of report _because_ I live in Canada and snow is not considered to be news.

You’re missing out. This morning I turned on the TV to find that the reporters were out in the field waiting for the snow to start. The snow wasn’t expected to start for at least six hours but they were all out there waiting for it. They cut into a show in the afternoon with breaking news: a few flakes of snow had fallen.

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**Author:** ![tattman40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@tattman40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tattman40)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowstorm-cliche/528358/28 "2010-02-10T22:45:28Z")

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And when the mayor has his press conference, there will be at least 15 people standing behind him…Who are these people?? Give 'em all shovels and put 'em on the sidewalks!!

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**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowstorm-cliche/528358/29 "2010-02-10T22:50:09Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Followed closely by “And leave extra space between you, and the car in front.”

But they do have to say that every year! Look at how many chowderheads forget!

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowstorm-cliche/528358/30 "2010-02-10T22:51:48Z")

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[Man falling down](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nteMp3OQu98)?

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**Author:** ![tattman40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@tattman40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tattman40)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowstorm-cliche/528358/31 "2010-02-10T23:01:23Z")

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The reporters all dressed up like they are in Ice Station Zebra.

Low angle snow plow shot.

The old classic radio reports for school closings : “The Humpty Dumpty Nursery School Closed…”

Bend with your knees,not your back.

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**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowstorm-cliche/528358/32 "2010-02-10T23:14:30Z")

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> [@tattman40](#):
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> \<snip\>  
> The old classic radio reports for school closings : “The Humpty Dumpty Nursery School Closed…”
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> Bend with your knees,not your back.

And if you start feeling pain, stop, and here at the warning signs of a heart attack.

Is the NY/NJ/PA area the only place in the country that has school district numbers just for this? It’s an awful lot faster to rattle off a list of numbers than place/school names. (And oh, the memories…lying in bed, listening to the AM radio station, desperately hoping to hear the right number called…)

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**Author:** ![emmaliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emmaliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emmaliminal)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowstorm-cliche/528358/33 "2010-02-10T23:17:32Z")

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> [@tattman40](#):
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> The reporters all dressed up like they are in Ice Station Zebra…

while standing in two inches of snow with a flake or two drifting down, saying “It was REALLY coming down until just a few minutes ago,” with two or three kids and a dog scampering down the sidewalk in the background without difficulty.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowstorm-cliche/528358/34 "2010-02-10T23:39:02Z")

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> [@Sidney Evgeni Jordan](#):
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> 1. footage of someone digging their car out from a parking space in a city neighborhood

Here in Chicago we also get pictures or video of the bizarre things people leave in their cleared out parking spaces on the street, to keep others from parking there, ranging from chairs, swingsets, laundry baskets, even a broken television set! I swear, that was in the Red Eye. I think it’s illegal (I’m not sure, because we don’t own a car) but people do it anyway.

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**Author:** ![Chicken\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Chicken\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicken_Fingers)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowstorm-cliche/528358/35 "2010-02-11T02:02:27Z")

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There is endless use of the term “hunker down.”

Overexcited reporters with panicky voices are always standing by in Tysons Corner.

There’s always an affluent family whining about having to “hunker down” by candlelight until their power comes back on.

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**Author:** ![luv2draw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@luv2draw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luv2draw)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2010, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snowstorm-cliche/528358/36 "2010-02-11T04:33:52Z")

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I always seem to see a news report with a little doggie with little doggie boots…  
Yeah, what’s WITH the shovels? I must be the only one who has had the same shovels for years now…  
Not french toast, but I have to have ice cream and chocolate which I sometimes wind up eating before the storm even starts and then I’m wishing I had it. 😃

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