# Snuggles The Fabric Softener Bunny Must Die!!!!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 6, 2001, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snuggles-the-fabric-softener-bunny-must-die/75137 "2001-08-06T16:54:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snuggles-the-fabric-softener-bunny-must-die/75137/21 "2001-08-07T01:52:08Z")
Thanks for reminding me about “Idiot Letters”. I heard about that a while back and always meant to buy it. I can’t wait! Zette ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snuggles-the-fabric-softener-bunny-must-die/75137/22 "2001-08-07T02:54:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*I love Snuggles!! He rocks!!! 🙂 > > **Pug** , I remember that. I think he said something like, “Get into it” at the end of the commercial, though. Great bear. \*\* Yeah! Right ON! I have two Snuggle stuffed bears…don’t mess with Snuggles! He’ll make your clothes scratchy and stiff! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snuggles-the-fabric-softener-bunny-must-die/75137/23 "2001-08-07T04:58:33Z")
There are Snuggle stuffed bears?! I have to have one!! There’s something so touching about him. Rock on, Guin. ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snuggles-the-fabric-softener-bunny-must-die/75137/24 "2001-08-07T06:43:15Z")
Wasn’t there that one commercial where the Snuggle bear is surrounded by a fiery pentagram, under the bleeding head of a goat, and his eyes are glowing like embers, and he’s commanding all of his legions of fluffy, nicely-scented hellslaves to do his bidding and track down and kill the Energizer bunny? Or did I dream that? ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snuggles-the-fabric-softener-bunny-must-die/75137/25 "2001-08-07T15:47:22Z")
But what they WON’T tell you is that Snuggle had a “special operation” to keep him , well, permanently “softened”. Otherwise he’d freak out and maul shit. You know, like kids and picnic baskets and stuff. And Mr.Visible, that wasn’t Snuggle. That was the Domino’s Pizza Noid. Who you should avoid. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snuggles-the-fabric-softener-bunny-must-die/75137/26 "2001-08-07T15:53:00Z")
There was a movie (a BAD, BAD movie) that came out quite a few years ago - like 17 years ago called The Pit - there was a talking bear in it that was EVIL!! Anyhow, the snuggle commercials started airing shortly after I saw that movie - to this day that little punk-ass bear creaps me out. Yetch! Al. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snuggles-the-fabric-softener-bunny-must-die/75137/27 "2001-08-07T15:56:45Z")
I’d like to see a tag-team cage match with Snuggles and the Welch’s girl on one side, and the Pepsi Demon and the Pillsbury dough boy on the other. ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snuggles-the-fabric-softener-bunny-must-die/75137/28 "2001-08-07T19:02:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*originally posted by \ ***Green Bean** > I’d like to see a tag-team cage match with Snuggles and the Welch’s girl on one side, and the Pepsi Demon and the Pillsbury dough boy on the other. Now there’s an episode of Celebrity Death Match if I ever heard one! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snuggles-the-fabric-softener-bunny-must-die/75137/29 "2001-08-07T19:08:16Z")
Gee. What a great sig line… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3e96dc/32.png) [@Rossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rossarian)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snuggles-the-fabric-softener-bunny-must-die/75137/30 "2001-08-07T23:12:28Z")
There’s a video my friend had that has skits from **The State** , a comedy show that used to be on MTV I think. The first clip has a lady ironing her clothes, and this fuzzy bear like Snuggles climbs up on the counter and starts to talk about laundry or something. The lady turns, sees the bear, screams and then beats the snot out of it with the iron. It’s absolutly hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snuggles-the-fabric-softener-bunny-must-die/75137/31 "2001-08-08T01:21:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*There are Snuggle stuffed bears?! I have to have one!! > > There’s something so touching about him. Rock on, Guin. \*\* I got them when I was little, but perhaps you can order them, maybe Snuggle has a website? I do know that a while back, if you bought a big bottle of Snuggle it came with a stuffed bear! Let me see… [http://www.snuggle.com/Homepage.asp](http://www.snuggle.com/Homepage.asp) It’s mostly a lot of kid stuff, with a GIGGLE generator! And E-Cards! Wahoo! Ah…here we go! [http://www.snuggle.com/SnugglesCorner/Default.asp](http://www.snuggle.com/SnugglesCorner/Default.asp) Cool! Snuggle Wallpaper for your Desktop! Go to the Snuggle Store It’s not available right now, though. Rock the FUCK on, Zoggie! ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snuggles-the-fabric-softener-bunny-must-die/75137/32 "2001-08-08T01:32:43Z")
Zoggie, All your dreams are fufilled now! [http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1262349108](http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1262349108) Zette [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/snuggles-the-fabric-softener-bunny-must-die/75137.md?page=1)