# So a bear walks into a sandwich shop...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-bear-walks-into-a-sandwich-shop/466497>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 5, 2008, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-bear-walks-into-a-sandwich-shop/466497 "2008-10-05T00:07:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-bear-walks-into-a-sandwich-shop/466497/1 "2008-10-05T00:07:14Z")

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-bear-walks-into-a-sandwich-shop/466497/2 "2008-10-05T00:25:46Z")

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i love the way bruin checked out the sandwiches and then walked out.

did you see the one where the bear checks out a medical office?

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-bear-walks-into-a-sandwich-shop/466497/3 "2008-10-05T18:46:48Z")

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It got pretty mixed up I guess, just lost its bearings.

:groans:

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-bear-walks-into-a-sandwich-shop/466497/4 "2008-10-05T19:47:19Z")

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So a bear walks into a sandwich shop and says, “I’d like to order a ham and cheese . . . sub.”

The counter person says, “Sure. But what’s with the pause?”

The bear replies, “Oh, I was born with them.”

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**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2008, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-bear-walks-into-a-sandwich-shop/466497/5 "2008-10-05T20:19:53Z")

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Wackity shmackity doooooooo!

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2008, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-bear-walks-into-a-sandwich-shop/466497/6 "2008-10-06T10:23:51Z")

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> [@MOIDALIZE](#):
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> Wackity shmackity doooooooo!

“And I know how to use them.” 😃