# So, a dyslexic walks into a bra..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 1, 2011, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899 "2011-09-01T23:58:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ecoaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/85e7bf/32.png) [@ecoaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ecoaster)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2011, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/1 "2011-09-01T23:58:36Z")
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**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/2 "2011-09-02T00:21:36Z")
You’re not talking about the agnostic dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa are you? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/3 "2011-09-02T00:22:42Z")
Or the dyslexic insomniac agnostic who sits up at night wondering if there’s a Dog… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Doughnut\_Thief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Doughnut_Thief)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/4 "2011-09-02T00:39:36Z")
How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/5 "2011-09-02T00:44:50Z")
This thread needs a LIKE button! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/6 "2011-09-02T00:44:54Z")
Sign at Dyslexia awareness rally: Dyslexics of the World Untie! ---
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/7 "2011-09-02T00:46:43Z")
He also walks into a Marital Aids shop and asks for nun chuks. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/8 "2011-09-02T00:56:11Z")
It’s too bad Anthony Weiner wasn’t dyslexic … he might still have his job if he had transmitted photos of his spine. ---
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/9 "2011-09-02T01:00:51Z")
> [@Bumbershoot](#): > > It’s too bad Anthony Weiner wasn’t dyslexic … he might still have his job if he had transmitted photos of his spine. Heh, took me a while, but I tog it. ---
**Author:** ![inkling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkling)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/10 "2011-09-02T01:31:37Z")
Was he related to the dyslexic state trooper who gave women IUDs? ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/11 "2011-09-02T01:48:47Z")
LOL (I switched the “L’s”, so it’s actually a dyslexia joke) . ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/12 "2011-09-02T01:50:55Z")
> [@etv78](#): > > This thread needs a LIKE button! 😃 EKIL ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/13 "2011-09-02T01:57:45Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Sign at Dyslexia awareness rally: > > Dyslexics of the World Untie! [Unite! wait, no Unite, I mean Untie!](http://xkcd.com/745/) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/14 "2011-09-02T01:57:51Z")
> [@Philster](#): > > LOL > > (I switched the “L’s”, so it’s actually a dyslexia joke) > > . Many years ago Jamie Lee Curtis had a sitcom with Richard Lewis that was actually pretty good. She played a character named Hannah. On one episode, some character was calling people by their names, backward – Robin was “Nibor,” etc. Jamie’s character didn’t find this as annoying as the others did – but someone pointed out that she couldn’t tell whether he was doing it to her or not. Regards, trick stew ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/15 "2011-09-02T01:59:05Z")
Rolling on the laughing floor! ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/16 "2011-09-02T02:02:03Z")
I’m wtrinig a book on how not to be dylsxeic. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/17 "2011-09-02T02:03:41Z")
> [@Philster](#): > > LOL > > (I switched the “L’s”, so it’s actually a dyslexia joke) > > . What a coincidence, because my dyslexia switched them back so I didn’t even notice. ---
**Author:** ![curious11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ac91a4/32.png) [@curious11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious11)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/18 "2011-09-02T02:12:18Z")
> [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](#): > > He also walks into a Marital Aids shop and asks for nun chuks. I spent 45 seconds trying to make a marital aid out of nun chucks, chun nucks? How is that a marital aid? (I finally got it though) ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/19 "2011-09-02T02:18:14Z")
> [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](#): > > He also walks into a Marital Aids shop and asks for nun chuks. No, he walked into a Martial Arts school and asked for rubbers. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2011, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-a-dyslexic-walks-into-a-bra/594899/20 "2011-09-02T02:29:14Z")
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