Either way, once he got his rubbers he figured he’d open a warehouse to work on his shoes.
I mean “shoe”. (Dang, don’t think this one works so well!)
What kind of bra was it?
Historical trivia: The guy who popularized the tractor was dyslexic and his wife left him over it. She sent him a Deere John letter.
SUCKS DYSLEXIA!"
bumper sticker on a car, a few years ago. It was on upside down, too.
As a lysdexic pesron, I tkae offense.
(well, no I don’t.)
Two dyslexic men walked into a bank and shouted “Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuckup!”
If you suspect you have dyslexia, you should of course physish your consultant
I’m a member of DAM - Mothers Against Dyslexia
Does anyone remember a Charlie’s Angels episode that focused on dyslexia?
I remember that some of the Angels were on a semi-pro football team, and one of their wide receivers was dyslexic. Anyway… at one point, the Angels or someone determined that the other team – maybe one other defensive player – was looking into the huddle and stealing plays. Ya see, the quarterback would demonstrate on their own jersey the patterns the wide receivers should run (which is how it’s done in pickup games, not organized football!). Well, what the quarterback did was reverse the diagrammed play for the dyslexic wide receiver, and the other team would key on this, but the dyslexic wide receiver would actually break the other way.
Brilliant! Advantage Dyslexia!
I must have been about 10 years old when saw that. I think that’s how it went down. If not, I must be nuckin’ futs.
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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Did you hear about the dyslexic exec who was excited because he got a memo telling him he was now the chairman of the broad?
You are all just jealous because dsylexics have more nuf.
The best shirt saying I ever saw was a football jersey, numbered 96, with the words “Sexually Dyslexic” where the player’s name would normally be.
Then there was the dyslexic gentleman whose wife died in his arms because he kept dialing 119.
And pity the WWII general whose troops were overrun because of his misguided call: "To rams! To rams!! He was later killed because he thought a sign on a building said “booby tarps inside”.
Lysdexia socks.
I knew a guy who suffered from dyslexia and Tourette’s. He kept saying “This! This! This!”
My girlfriend is so dyslexic,
I asked her to go to Cox’s and get a seersucker suit and she went to Sears and got a cocksucker suit.
As a dyslexic, I have to say that all these jokes about my condition make me want to jump behind a bus.
I have ADD, and I don’t understand why anybody would want to jump behind a shiny kitty.