# So about my balls... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2001, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659 "2001-07-08T02:53:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/41 "2001-07-09T02:10:16Z")
I’m going to hold out for the traditional German translation. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/42 "2001-07-09T02:32:59Z")
**ginger** - I just invented the holiday an hour ago. How can there be a traditional anything attached to it at this point? Plus I don’t speak German. I could try a Spanish translation, but I doubt it would rhyme. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/43 "2001-07-09T02:59:03Z")
And on Frog Ball eve, Froggie Cocks, phallic spirit of good cheer and hope for all prepubescent boys, comes in through the toilet and leaves razors, shaving cream and lots of hand lotion on your sink. But the bad young ones get nothing but stray pubic hairs, hand picked by Froggie Cocks himself. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/44 "2001-07-09T03:43:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > **And on Frog Ball eve, Froggie Cocks, phallic spirit of good cheer and hope for all prepubescent boys, comes in through the toilet and leaves razors, shaving cream and lots of hand lotion on your sink.** Ah, and we see how quickly the commercialism kicks in, and the true meaning of _El Dia de los Cajones del Rana_ is lost, much to the delight of the Gillette and Bic companies. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/45 "2001-07-09T04:00:12Z")
But the true spirit of Frog Ball Day[sup]TM[/sup] will be revitalized with the publication of the children’s book… \*\* Yes Virginia, There is a Froggy Cocks\*\* ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/46 "2001-07-09T04:05:56Z")
But the true spirit of Frog Ball Day[sup]TM[/sup] will be revitalized with the publication of the children’s book… \*\* Yes Virginia, There is a Froggy Cocks\*\* ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/47 "2001-07-09T04:15:02Z")
Crap. Got so flustered thinking about Crunchy’s balls I double posted. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/48 "2001-07-09T04:29:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > > \*\*And that would be _my_ right-hand side, not your right facing me. \*\* > > I’m sorry, must be the beer but I’m still confused here. Should I bring my usual righty glove or invest in a lefty glove? I’ll be able to remeber this because my nipple on my right breast, affectionatley called Chesty, is something of a reminder for me 🙂 \*\* Sorry for not getting back to you sooner, **Tequila**. I mentioned my right hand side just so everyone can get their ball bearings as to which teste I was talking about. So when I mention left or right teste, that’s relative to _my_ left or right, respectively. All clear now? So is everyone getting their decorations for Frog Ball Day? I’m going to be spending the night wrapping presents to put under the Frog Ball Bush. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/49 "2001-07-09T04:36:01Z")
::Hangs some very oddly shaped “stockings” on the mantel:: ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/50 "2001-07-09T06:02:57Z")
**Curhchy Frog** , Please turn your head and cough. ---
**Author:** ![Mekhazzio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b38774/32.png) [@Mekhazzio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mekhazzio)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/51 "2001-07-09T06:36:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sengkelat \* > \*\*Of course, if you’re willing to embrace the whole nautical theme, you could always refer to your leeward nut, thus leaving it up to the wind direction and giving each nut equal time. However, I find most people, when concerning themselves with testicles, are loathe to let wind break into the matter. \*\* Thank you, Sengkelat. For the past two years, I have been deprived of any sudden soda-up-the-nose fit of debilitatingly painful humor. How good of you to break that streak for me 😃 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/52 "2001-07-09T13:14:20Z")
_cough_ [sub]Minearebetter.[/sub] _cough_ ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/53 "2001-07-09T19:03:51Z")
**think** , you owe me a package of Skittles! Mine almost went on the monitor. So, you and **Crunchy** gonna have a WWF-style Smackdown on whose balls are better? I must admit that most men aren’t brave enough to “their balls” and “smackdown” in the same sentence! **hardygrll** , are you going to referee? I’ll be one of the judges! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/54 "2001-07-09T22:07:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*_cough_ > [sub]Minearebetter.[/sub] > _cough_ \*\* My balls can beat up your balls. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/55 "2001-07-09T22:50:49Z")
Sure\< I’ll be the referee in the… \*\* SDMB Testicular Smackdown \*\* ::Puts on black and white striped shirt-and nothing else 🙂 :: ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/56 "2001-07-10T00:21:22Z")
Dammit! **hardy** beat me to it! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/57 "2001-07-10T00:26:58Z")
Ginger, You can be the Special Enforcer 🙂 But people, it’s Frog Ball Eve… We should be taking time to ponder \*\* Crunchy’s\*\* balls and their significance in today’s society. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/58 "2001-07-10T01:19:59Z")
GingerOfTheNorth: [verstoßen] O, Froggy Ballen O, Froggy Ballen Wie schön ist dein Scrotum. Wie eng geschoren deinen Ballen-ist: es ist Baby nahtlos bei keinen Trockenzeit Jizz. O, Froggy Ballen O, Froggy Ballen Wie schön ist dein Scrotum! [/ verstoßen] ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/59 "2001-07-10T01:38:18Z")
Thanks so much, und Danke, **Harmonious Discord**. It’s a real bitch to fit it to the meter though, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/60 "2001-07-10T02:13:00Z")
> [@](#): > > **Crunchy Nuts** > My balls can beat up your balls. :eek: You wanna beat off my what now? Son, you better take your tiny little balls and step off, for I shall crush your meager sackage like some many, or few, in this case, baby grape seeds. Take your little pimple pube holders and scram. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659.md?page=4)