# So about my balls... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 8, 2001, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659 "2001-07-08T02:53:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/61 "2001-07-10T02:58:48Z")
\*\* For the love of Froggy Cocks\*\* It’s friggin Frog Ball Eve! There will be no fighting, **thinksnow** and **Crunchy**. [sub] Unless I can be in the middle 🙂 [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/62 "2001-07-10T03:24:21Z")
**thinksnow** , I think **hardygrrl’s** right. Tomorrow is the first Frog Ball Day, a time for peace and goodwill among testes. Not to mention this little hijack is WAY out of tone with the rest of the thread. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/63 "2001-07-10T04:04:19Z")
**Crunchy** , I bow to your wisdom and am humbled by your observation. Let us enjoy the celebration in peace, not discord, for we are brothers of sorts. Rejoice, all, and partake in the _El Dia de los Cojones del Rana_ festivities! [sub]It just turned midnight, I’m hoping to be the first to wish everyone Happy Frog Ball Day![/sub] _ **Happy Frog Ball Day** _ everyone! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/64 "2001-07-10T04:06:50Z")
\*\* Crunchy…\*\* Since this whole thread arose from MY comment… Where’s my Frog Ball Day present? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/65 "2001-07-10T04:22:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*Since this whole thread arose from MY comment… > Where’s my Frog Ball Day present? \*\* Lefty Teste has your preset. Suck it out of him. Sorry, but let’s not forget this thread is about MY balls, and that Frog Ball Day is not about presents. I’m going to get hold of the Muppets about getting a holiday special started so we can remind everyone of the TRUE meaning of my balls. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/66 "2001-07-10T04:31:02Z")
Oooh! Make sure you get Kermit’s nephew Robin in for it! And Pepe, the King Prawn. Ohh! And Clifford! I like Clifford… hey! Ow! Quit throwing those things at me! Uh - are those little green things what I think they are? All I wanted was a tasty late-night snack of port nuts… ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/67 "2001-07-10T11:55:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > Lefty Teste has your present. Suck it out of him. That sounds more like YOUR present,not mine. 😉 \*\* Happy Frog Ball Day! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sengkelat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Sengkelat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sengkelat)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/68 "2001-07-10T19:15:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > > Lefty Teste has your present. Suck it out of him. > > That sounds more like YOUR present,not mine. 😉 > \*\* Depends on how you do it. If you expect the present to come out of the urethra, that’s one thing. If you suck the present directly out of the testicle (ouch!) that’s another. As I always say, between a urethra and a testicle there’s a vas deferens. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/69 "2001-07-10T19:32:41Z")
> [@](#): > > As I always say, between a urethra and a testicle there’s a vas deferens. Oh good god almighty, that was BAD! Horrible! I love it! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2001, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/70 "2001-07-10T23:48:53Z")
Oh **Crunchy** How are lefty and righty celebrating their special day? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/71 "2001-07-11T00:14:55Z")
Holy teabags, Batman! Look, just in time for the celebration of the very first Frog Ball Day - it’s a Frog Ball Day [miracle](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=77550)! Now it’s truly an official holiday! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/72 "2001-07-11T01:24:00Z")
I made a special cake just for Frog Ball Day… Anyone want a piece? ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/73 "2001-07-11T01:49:23Z")
Well, hardygrrl, I’m not sure I trust the contents of that cake, so I’m gonna have to pass. But I WILL wish everyone a HAPPY FROG BALL DAY!! Huzzah! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/74 "2001-07-11T02:20:38Z")
But **Jester** , It has a smooth, creamy filling.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/75 "2001-07-11T02:24:45Z")
Sorry, **hardygrrl**. I like my cake to taste a little less salty than that. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/76 "2001-07-11T11:33:50Z")
::Comes to after a long night of celebrating Frog Ball Day:: God I’m tired and what’s this funny taste in my mouth? ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659/77 "2001-07-11T11:42:14Z")
I gotta pop in here to say two things: #1) I like **BOTH** of mine! Can’t imagine wanting to lose one or the other! They both contribute to a great degree to my happiness/sexual frustration (which, paradoxically, are the same thing!:D) #2) **jarbabyj** has just moved to the head of my list of women I lust after! All neat and aerodynamic… Igottagonow!!! 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-about-my-balls/71659.md?page=3)