# So-and-so is the Kenny G of \_\_\_\_\_\_\_

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 3, 2013, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222 "2013-02-03T16:02:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/21 "2013-02-03T23:28:32Z")

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> [@An\_Gadai](#):
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> Celtic music is the Kenny G of folk music.

Oh wow man. Like my head just exploded.

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/22 "2013-02-04T00:09:01Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Oh wow man. Like my head just exploded.

I know, right?!

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**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/23 "2013-02-04T01:14:12Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> You’re thinking of [Liberace](http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=oPAe_uHERy4), who was those things. Welk played the accordion and had [Myron Floren](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqURmXMEGFI) do his heavy lifting.

Hah! You’re absolutely right - and I should have known it. I was pictuing Liberace while typing Welk. Was Welk a bad big band leader? I don’t know that there was any serious technical deficiency there - which there should be for the Kenny G comparison to hold.

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/24 "2013-02-04T03:24:28Z")

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A lobotomy is the Kenny G of neurosurgery.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/25 "2013-02-04T03:57:02Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> Paris Hilton is the Kenny G of acting.

Even Kenny G isn’t _that_ bad. The correct answer is that Shia LeBeouf is the Kenny G of acting.

Paris, however, _is_ the Kenny G of modeling.

Snooki is the Kenny G of reality TV shows.

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**Author:** ![Steken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Steken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steken)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/26 "2013-02-04T07:38:02Z")

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Henry Rollins is the Kenny G of punk.

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**Author:** ![Disheavel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Disheavel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disheavel)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/27 "2013-02-04T08:49:25Z")

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> [@An\_Gadai](#):
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> Celtic music is the Kenny G of folk music.

I think we may actually need to retitle this thread:

“So-and-so is the Celtic music of\_\_\_\_\_”

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/28 "2013-02-04T15:04:15Z")

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Vanilla Ice is the Kenny G of rap.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/29 "2013-02-04T15:09:55Z")

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Michael Bolton is the Kenny G of adult contemporary, I suppose, if it’s possible for there to be such a thing.

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**Author:** ![Steken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Steken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steken)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/30 "2013-02-04T17:49:14Z")

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Jenna Jameson is the Kenny G of porn.

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**Author:** ![GreenElf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@GreenElf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenElf)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/31 "2013-02-04T19:25:00Z")

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> [@Zakalwe](#):
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> 1. He is a pretty damn bad musician (i.e., not good technically at his chosen craft).

Liberace is like Kenny G, good chops, poor taste.

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**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/32 "2013-02-04T19:39:57Z")

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Al Gore is the Kenny G of the Internet.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/33 "2013-02-04T19:54:33Z")

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Kings of Leon are the Kenny G of garage rock.  
Jimmy Eat World are the Kenny G of emo.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/34 "2013-02-04T20:31:53Z")

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McDonalds is the Kenny G of fast food. If that.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/35 "2013-02-04T20:38:57Z")

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Geraldo Rivera is the Kenny G of TV News

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/36 "2013-02-04T20:58:00Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> McDonalds is the Kenny G of fast food. If that.

This makes no sense. You mean, compared to all the other soulful and heartfelt fast food restaurants? Like, Wendy’s and Burger King are REAL fast food, McDonalds is watered down pablum for the soccer moms and suburban dads who want to like fast food but don’t really like fast food?

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**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/37 "2013-02-04T20:58:40Z")

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Michael Buble is the Kenny G of Frank Sinatra (and Tony Bennett et al).

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/38 "2013-02-04T21:24:25Z")

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Sting is the Kenny G of the Police.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/39 "2013-02-04T21:36:37Z")

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Mt Fuji is the Kenny G of mountain climbing.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-and-so-is-the-kenny-g-of-_______/649222/40 "2013-02-04T22:13:41Z")

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Sting is a douchebag, but a talented one. Michael Buble is a talented singer.

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