# So Any Dopers Going to Celebrate Dildo Days? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 5, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-any-dopers-going-to-celebrate-dildo-days/159350 "2003-03-05T21:49:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-any-dopers-going-to-celebrate-dildo-days/159350/1 "2003-03-05T21:49:44Z")
This is just too funny! (And totally clean!) [Dildo Days occur during the middle of August usually on the first or second weekend.](http://www.k12.nf.ca/stgeorgeshigh/Dildo/DildoDays.htm) It get’s better: > [@](#): > > There is usually a live band playing and entertainment with lots of enjoyable games and activities. There is also a beer tent for people 19 and older. Come and enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-any-dopers-going-to-celebrate-dildo-days/159350/2 "2003-03-05T21:56:54Z")
The Dildo Days ‘extend’ from Friday to Sunday. ‘Come’ on in. Yes, I’m a child. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-any-dopers-going-to-celebrate-dildo-days/159350/3 "2003-03-05T22:05:13Z")
> [@](#): > > I must appologize to all that came before that I hadn’t addressed the very interesting point about our name sake and that it is not a town of perverts… Drats. _kicks dirt_ ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-any-dopers-going-to-celebrate-dildo-days/159350/4 "2003-03-05T22:05:33Z")
Every day is Dildo Day! ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-any-dopers-going-to-celebrate-dildo-days/159350/5 "2003-03-05T22:06:50Z")
What do you think their high school team has for a mascot? ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-any-dopers-going-to-celebrate-dildo-days/159350/6 "2003-03-05T22:15:38Z")
They’re fishermen. That means they can bait their hook better than most people. They’re _master baiters_, if you will… ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-any-dopers-going-to-celebrate-dildo-days/159350/7 "2003-03-06T01:58:46Z")
That’s just… Oy. I mean, _Dildo_? [Kelly Bundy] The mind wobbles…[/Kelly Bundy] ---
**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-any-dopers-going-to-celebrate-dildo-days/159350/8 "2003-03-06T05:42:42Z")
Dildo Days? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-any-dopers-going-to-celebrate-dildo-days/159350/9 "2003-03-06T06:14:33Z")
Take a look at the [third dildopic](http://www.k12.nf.ca/stgeorgeshigh/Dildo/Dildopics.htm) (“Dildo wharf”). Just _what_ is that, just to the right of centre?!? ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-any-dopers-going-to-celebrate-dildo-days/159350/10 "2003-03-06T07:08:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cerowyn \* > \*\*Take a look at the [third dildopic](http://www.k12.nf.ca/stgeorgeshigh/Dildo/Dildopics.htm) (“Dildo wharf”). Just _what_ is that, just to the right of centre?!? \*\* It is a replica of a giant squid that was caught in Dildo in 1933. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-any-dopers-going-to-celebrate-dildo-days/159350/11 "2003-03-06T07:37:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GIGObuster \* > \*\*It is a replica of a giant squid that was caught in Dildo in 1933. \*\* They should warn a person. I had a flashback to some really weird Cthulhu porn I read once. :shudder: