# So Are You Hookers or What?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-are-you-hookers-or-what/271489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 27, 2004, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-are-you-hookers-or-what/271489 "2004-10-27T17:26:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-are-you-hookers-or-what/271489/41 "2004-10-29T20:06:50Z")

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> [@Cluricaun](#):
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> So I see you found [Hollister](http://www.hollisterco.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/holldir/index.jsp?storeId=10251) . These suckers make Abercrombie look like a nursing home. I live down the street from Woodfield, and I’m always being sent on errands there. I too noticed the odd facade at first, and went in for a look. I wouldn’t buy anything there if my currant clothes were on fire. It’s all pre-destroyed for fashions sake and everyone that works there is a semi nude 15 year old. I will never set foot in that store again…

Hmm, I smell another roadtrip in my future. :::Starts whistling _Dirty Old Man_ by The Fugs:::

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