# So ... But ... **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 16, 2013, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656 "2013-07-16T11:49:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/101 "2013-07-19T19:10:45Z")
So we spent ten minutes in a sword fight but with cats. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/102 "2013-07-19T19:12:52Z")
But at the end I was nearly catatonic. ---
**Author:** ![Phnord\_Prephect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df705f/32.png) [@Phnord\_Prephect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phnord_Prephect)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/103 "2013-07-19T19:28:12Z")
So I changed my name to Claude Bawlz. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/104 "2013-07-19T19:30:06Z")
But now Interpol was closing in. ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/105 "2013-07-19T23:40:18Z")
So I ended up working for the FBI, sitting in a nest of bad men. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/106 "2013-07-20T00:02:28Z")
But the bad men bean to hatch. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/107 "2013-07-20T02:25:01Z")
So I slept damn tight, grim rite. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/108 "2013-07-20T03:07:43Z")
But, when I awoke, it was yesterday all over again. ---
**Author:** ![Phnord\_Prephect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df705f/32.png) [@Phnord\_Prephect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phnord_Prephect)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/109 "2013-07-20T08:04:02Z")
So I went for a walk down my driveway this morning. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/110 "2013-07-20T08:30:20Z")
But the paper hadn’t arrived yet. ---
**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/111 "2013-07-21T05:40:33Z")
So I waited for the kid with the bicycle. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/112 "2013-07-21T15:18:34Z")
But he never showed up. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/113 "2013-07-21T18:35:31Z")
So, I went online to get the news, because really, who still reads newspapers anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/114 "2013-07-21T19:03:28Z")
But I couldn’t get online because TPTB had turned off the internet for cleaning. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/115 "2013-07-21T19:07:19Z")
So, I turned on Fox, because after all, they’re fair and balanced. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/116 "2013-07-21T21:04:36Z")
But they reported that Obama was a Kenyan Socialist ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/117 "2013-07-21T22:44:21Z")
So I joined a protest to have him sent home. ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/118 "2013-07-21T22:51:26Z")
But it got a little of hand and all 8 of us were arrested. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/119 "2013-07-22T11:53:03Z")
So I started a hunger strike. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-but/663656/120 "2013-07-22T13:15:24Z")
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