# So cute your head will assplode.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 3, 2007, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520 "2007-04-03T02:41:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/1 "2007-04-03T02:41:16Z")

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[Mocha in “His First Broccoli.”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0E-0ntoNWo)

Mindless, pointless, weaponized cute.

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/2 "2007-04-03T02:49:18Z")

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Holy crap.

The feet thing.

I submitted this adorableness to [www.cuteoverload.com](http://www.cuteoverload.com).

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/3 "2007-04-03T02:52:41Z")

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I dunno… It’s pretty cute. But behold…

THE POWER OF THE BUNNY.

I present "[APPLAUS!](http://img-x.fotocommunity.com/37/4428737.jpg) " by Tanja A.

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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/4 "2007-04-03T02:53:44Z")

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That’s not cute, that’s gross - I don’t even know what that is.

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**Author:** ![Chum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ab097/32.png) [@Chum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chum)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/5 "2007-04-03T02:57:07Z")

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[QUOTE=FilmGeek]  
Holy crap.

The feet thing.

I submitted this adorableness to [www.cuteoverload.com](http://www.cuteoverload.com).  
[/QUOTE]

It’s already on there. That’s where I saw it.

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**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/6 "2007-04-03T02:57:37Z")

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My favorite part is the comment someone left asking that the baby hamster’s “naughty bits” be covered up.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/7 "2007-04-03T02:58:58Z")

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Saw it last week and sent it to [cuteoverload.com](http://cuteoverload.com) as well.

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/8 "2007-04-03T02:59:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Savannah]  
I dunno… It’s pretty cute. But behold…

THE POWER OF THE BUNNY.

I present "[APPLAUS!](http://img-x.fotocommunity.com/37/4428737.jpg) " by Tanja A.  
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Holy crap, that’s so cute it’s forbidden! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/9 "2007-04-03T03:02:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Savannah]  
I dunno… It’s pretty cute. But behold…

THE POWER OF THE BUNNY.

I present "[APPLAUS!](http://img-x.fotocommunity.com/37/4428737.jpg) " by Tanja A.  
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I don’t normally clap at 403 FORBIDDEN codes, but if you insist…

> [@pizzabrat](#):
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> That’s not cute, that’s gross - I don’t even know what that is.

Gross? It’s a 13-day-old Russian hamster! Hamsters is cute. Watch some old episodes of Tales From The Riverbank, see if that doesn’t change your mind. 🙂

> [@CaerieD](#):
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> My favorite part is the comment someone left asking that the baby hamster’s “naughty bits” be covered up.

There’s something Freudian Meets Wild Kingdom in there somewhere.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/10 "2007-04-03T03:15:28Z")

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Mochi gots…_HAPPY FEET_!

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/11 "2007-04-03T03:23:11Z")

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Aww, that is waaay cute!

But I don’t want my head to assplode so now I don’t know what to do. I already watched it and the cuteness is still there.

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/12 "2007-04-03T03:51:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Mindfield]  
I don’t normally clap at 403 FORBIDDEN codes, but if you insist…

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Damn, link works for me. Go here: [http://www.fotocommunity.de/pc/pc/mypics/12278/startpic/332](http://www.fotocommunity.de/pc/pc/mypics/12278/startpic/332) and click on the thumbnail. First column, second down.

Cuteness shall ensue. (Check out her other amazing photos, too.)

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/13 "2007-04-03T04:45:08Z")

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Just raising another generation of SDMB employees…

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/14 "2007-04-03T12:57:04Z")

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BroccoLOLi!

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/15 "2007-04-03T13:26:07Z")

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Chibi Hamster Broccoli Attack Cute Beam GOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Of course, in Japanese, it looks much cooler 😉

ちびハムスターブロッコリ攻めビーム行け！

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/16 "2007-04-03T14:10:47Z")

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You could die of that cuteness. The little feets thing is adorable!

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/17 "2007-04-03T14:26:34Z")

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Sigh…subscribing to watch at home. I hate Citrix.

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**Author:** ![rucciface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ba9def/32.png) [@rucciface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rucciface)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/18 "2007-04-03T15:52:32Z")

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[QUOTE=pizzabrat]  
That’s not cute, that’s gross - I don’t even know what that is.  
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Seconded, with a passion. My reaction? RAT. CLICK.

But, to each his own.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/19 "2007-04-03T16:52:47Z")

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Re: the title.

Sorry, “cute” and “ass” do _not_ go together.

(I’m not looking at any videos at work…)

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2007, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-cute-your-head-will-assplode/398520/20 "2007-04-03T18:17:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Sunspace]  
Sorry, “cute” and “ass” do _not_ go together.  
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You’re either not looking at the right women, or the quality thereof within the GTA has dropped considerably since I was last in town.

Of course, in this instance I’m using “cute” as a middle-ground between “average” and “shake that thing!” – rather like “nice,” only a little smaller.

This “cute” is in no way related to the “cute” in my OP, which is the kind you want to pinch and cuddle for completely different reasons.

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