# So, do abortions make you feel sexy?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 20, 2004, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360 "2004-03-20T06:02:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/1 "2004-03-20T06:02:13Z")

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You have to be a Yahoo member to see this, and I don’t know how long

I am not sure if you want to. It was linked to in the SA boards, and it is the single most horrible thing I have ever seen on the internet.  
[The abortion fetish group.](http://groups.yahoo.com/group/abortionfetish/)  
BTW, this is NWS.

> [@](#):
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> Welcome to Suction Machine’s Abortion Fetish Club, the only place on the Internet devoted to those interested in abortion! This club is currently being put together, but keep checking back, and when this message changes everything will be up and ready to go. I, your host for this club, am a professional abortionist and have had several abortions myself, so you can be sure that everything you’ll see and read here is only the finest, highest-quality abortion material. Once I’m finished this club will contain pictures of abortions being performed and of the instruments used to terminate pregnancies, glossaries of abortion terminology, real and fictional abortion stories and experiences, and links to other places containing abortion information. If you have any questions, comments, or content you’d like to see in this club, send email to .

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> From: was\_pregnant  
> Date: Mon May 14, 2001 10:03 am  
> Subject: Good news!  
> Just took the pregnancy test. I am with-child again! I hope to go 24 weeks with  
> this pregnancy.

Well, they say that anticipation is the best part.

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**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/2 "2004-03-20T06:03:46Z")

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Posted a bit too soon.

I forgot to add that this is so horrible, that I really have too wonder if it is not some kind of very, _very_, sick practical joke.

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**Author:** ![Admiral\_Thistlebottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/77aa72/32.png) [@Admiral\_Thistlebottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Admiral_Thistlebottom)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/3 "2004-03-20T06:19:02Z")

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Just out of curiosity, **Muad’Dib** , are you for or against abortion in general?

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**Author:** ![Admiral\_Thistlebottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/77aa72/32.png) [@Admiral\_Thistlebottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Admiral_Thistlebottom)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/4 "2004-03-20T06:20:50Z")

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And of course I’m not implying that the topic of the OP is even remotely sane.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/5 "2004-03-20T06:27:45Z")

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Sounds like a put-on to me.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/6 "2004-03-20T06:29:50Z")

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I _hope_ it’s put on.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/7 "2004-03-20T06:40:59Z")

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If it’s a put-on, it’s got an awful lot of people who get the joke. Created December 24, 2000, 946 members? That’s one hell of a long-running joke.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/8 "2004-03-20T06:43:06Z")

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Oh, and one more thing…a sample quote.

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> I’m currently pregnant, and having had 5 children already, I know the  
> kind of orgasm I have while giving birth…is it better with an  
> abortion? Does it depend on who performs it? I am not at all certain  
> that I want to keep this baby and the idea of getting off during an  
> abortion and being able to remember that feeling always thrills me!!  
> I’d love to get more info from someone who has experience.
> 
> Thanks!

I think I’m about to barf.

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/9 "2004-03-20T07:55:23Z")

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It is late and Starguard has already pissed me off beyond what I thought possible but I am compelled to say that you are more disgusting than the scum that grows under the shit piles my dog leaves in the yard.

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**Author:** ![partlycloudy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/partlycloudy/32/3114_2.png) [@partlycloudy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/partlycloudy)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/10 "2004-03-20T07:58:58Z")

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Oh c’mon, this is clearly a put-on!

Here’s another one:

[Bonsai Kittens](http://www.bonsaikitten.com/)

Logan.

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/11 "2004-03-20T08:17:29Z")

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Yeah, another vote for “this is a put-on.”

It just seems far more likely to me that a bunch of pro-life people got together in an attempt to discredit pro-choice people than that some people actually get off on having abortions.

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/12 "2004-03-20T08:33:04Z")

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the star creep has made my vision blur and I think I noticed a little foam coming out of the corner of my mouth. Ofcourse this thread is a sham, I am sorry I took the bait.

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/13 "2004-03-20T08:45:28Z")

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What AD, USAF said.

now my pickle fetish doesn’t seem so bad.

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/14 "2004-03-20T08:57:59Z")

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If you wanted to paint people who have had abortions in the worst possible light, what kind of website would you put up?

Exactly.

This is the most obscene OP that I’ve seen at SDMB.

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**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/15 "2004-03-20T11:21:38Z")

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> [@Zoe](#):
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> This is the most obscene OP that I’ve seen at SDMB.

You must’ve missed [Muad’Dib](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=245065)’s other Pit thread.

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**Author:** ![cromulent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b4bc9f/32.png) [@cromulent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cromulent)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/16 "2004-03-20T14:52:25Z")

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Do doctors who perform abortions really refer to themselves as “abortionists”? I thought that was purely a pro-life term. I’d think they’d just call themselves “OB/GYNs who perform abortions” or something like that.

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**Author:** ![ContumeliousBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/57b2e6/32.png) [@ContumeliousBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ContumeliousBob)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/17 "2004-03-20T15:39:33Z")

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I know of a ‘girl’ who has had 6 abortions, she is not 22 yet, had her first at 17.

She has sex with whomever says “Hi, how are you”.

I dislike abortions, but who am I to say who can do what with their body.

However, I think the girl I mentioned above should be sterilized though. Hurrah for Purtianical Hyprecism!

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**Author:** ![lavenderviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cdc98d/32.png) [@lavenderviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lavenderviolet)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/18 "2004-03-20T18:24:57Z")

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Perhaps some of the participants are just trying to make a sick joke, but it wouldn’t surprise me if at least some of those people are genuine abortion fetishists. It’s not that much of a stretch to imagine a bunch of creepy old guys who think it’s hot to fantasize about something so very “taboo” involving undressed women spread out on a table.  
Creepy and disturbing? Of course, but the internet has taught us many creepy, disturbing fetishes exist. There are people who think amputees are hot and want to amputate their own limbs. I remember reading a news story about someone being arrested for selling fetish videos of a woman crushing small animals with her foot. Then, of course, you have the people who think it’s sexy to be peed/pooped on.  
I think those things are all repulsive myself, but I don’t doubt that some people truly think they’re hot. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Admiral\_Thistlebottom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/77aa72/32.png) [@Admiral\_Thistlebottom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Admiral_Thistlebottom)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/19 "2004-03-20T18:31:55Z")

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So is anyone else becoming suspicious that \*\*Muad’Dib \*\* is trolling?

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/20 "2004-03-20T18:34:58Z")

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What’s the point? Look at this really horrible link… not only are there people sick enough to create it, there are people sick enough to find it for you.

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