# So, do abortions make you feel sexy?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 20, 2004, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360 "2004-03-20T06:02:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/61 "2011-12-30T19:31:35Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> But then won’t they come back as zombies?

I want to personally thank you for ruining my next month’s worth of sleep.

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/62 "2011-12-30T19:40:48Z")

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> [@MN\_Maenad](#):
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> Yep, let’s resurrect a thread that’s almost 8 years old. That’s relevant.

To be fair, 8 years ago your television wouldn’t play ‘Zombie Fetus’ in 3-D!

Though you might want to take off the glasses for Zombie Orgasms.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/63 "2011-12-30T20:25:17Z")

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> [@mlees](#):
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> Too late. They’re zombie fetuses!

Least those’uns will be easy to shoot down. Fetuses are, like, 80% head.

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/64 "2012-01-01T08:06:57Z")

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> [@Bloodless\_Turnip](#):
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> Zombie Orgasms - the best kind.

The zombies just keep coming.

Do zombie fetuses eat your womb?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/65 "2012-01-01T12:25:30Z")

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I think we can all agree that abortions are a bad idea after the 80th month.

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/66 "2012-01-01T15:05:38Z")

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> [@Tamex](#):
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> If you have an orgasm when giving birth (or while having an abortion), you’re doing it wrong.

Well, I’m a dude, so…

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2012, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/67 "2012-01-02T13:34:46Z")

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I think this thread has the highest ratio of banned posters yet.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2012, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-do-abortions-make-you-feel-sexy/235360/68 "2012-01-02T19:48:42Z")

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I dunno, there was that Legal Strategies for Suing the SDMB discussion.

It didn’t end well.

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