# So, dopers, who else here is naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477 "2001-10-30T06:39:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/181 "2001-11-01T16:25:09Z")
::ShibbOleth awakens from the warmth of surrounding Dopers:: ::yawns, stretches:: ::looks down:: Hey, what’s this? _**[Morning trunk](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1776345#post1776345)!?!**_ ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/182 "2001-11-01T16:53:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\*::_yawning - stretching_:: > > **HEY** Who painted this albatross on my ass?!?!?! \*\* …sorry, got carried away. _yaaawwwnnnn_Just don’t look at the bottoms of your feet. Cripes, look at this mess. Need a hand? Mine are kinda cramped, but I think I’ll get them working in a day or two… ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/183 "2001-11-01T17:43:00Z")
Man oh man. This place is a **STY**. What’s this… Ok guys, who painted my bunnies purple… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/184 "2001-11-01T18:28:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\*Man oh man. This place is a **STY**. > > What’s this… > > Ok guys, who painted my bunnies purple… \*\* That’s not exactly purple. It looks like perhaps my _elephant_ must have rubbed against your _bunnies_ while we were snoozing. Sorry about that. He must have thought you were a baobab tree. [sub] Don’t mind the sap, it wipes right off.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/185 "2001-11-01T19:53:07Z")
Even we birds, underneath our feathers, are completely naked… somebody bring me a robe. (anyone, anyone?) ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/186 "2001-11-01T21:35:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eonwe \* > **somebody bring me a robe** Now, now - don’t be shy - you are among friends here. Naked, oily friends. ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/187 "2001-11-01T22:34:22Z")
: stretches and rolls over : : starts snoring again : 🙂 … a thought wafts through her brain… how do you spell a snore ??? hggggshuuuuu ? or ouggggghphewwwwww ? : rubs her whiskers (unconsciously) against Babar’s butt : ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/188 "2001-11-01T22:50:03Z")
Ooh, my favorite position. And snoring ladies! [sub]smack in the “things that shouldn’t be sexy but are” column for me[/sub] [sub]I think the elephant may be trumpeting again soon.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/189 "2001-11-02T00:01:54Z")
Well, looks like it took me way too long to get to this thread…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/190 "2001-11-02T00:16:02Z")
Yaaaawn… aaaah, look what I found… : starts waving peanuts in front of the elephants trunk : 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/191 "2001-11-02T00:25:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\*Well, looks like it took me way too long to get to this thread…😃 \*\* Nonsense, **foxy**! How _you_ doing? And why are you still wearing those clothes? ::swats a ‘Babar’ as he starts to reach for the proferred peanut:: Down, boy! ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/192 "2001-11-02T02:59:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\*Well, looks like it took me way too long to get to this thread…😃 \*\* (handing over brushes, paint, fingerpaints, etc) Here, you take over, I gotta go to work. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/193 "2001-11-02T03:34:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\*Well, looks like it took me way too long to get to this thread…😃 \*\* Nonsense! You’re just in time - now here, strip off those clothes, grab a beverage, and get oiled up! Al. AKA Spangley, who clearly has alot of time on her hands… ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/194 "2001-11-02T05:19:30Z")
Fingerpaints? Alcoholic beverages? Naked-ity? Sounds like a party to me. Funny, I’ve had the same post quoted 3 times already 😃 Okay okay…I’m strippin…geez… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/195 "2001-11-02T05:23:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\* > Okay okay…I’m strippin…geez… \*\* Wow, I always pictured how beautiful you were, but the reality defies the imagination. Can I get you a drink and some fresh Mazola? ---
**Author:** ![Limerick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@Limerick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Limerick)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/196 "2001-11-02T05:33:03Z")
Good god, this party got out of control while I was gone. So sorry I missed it! ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/197 "2001-11-02T17:52:35Z")
So, is anyone going to help me clean this mess up? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/198 "2001-11-02T19:04:29Z")
It’s okay, **alice**. It’s a hotel suite. That’s what housekeeping’s for. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/199 "2001-11-02T21:09:51Z")
Actually - it’s my house… Um, could someone grab a corner of that tarp there? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/200 "2001-11-02T21:10:25Z")
Actually - it’s my house, tastefully decorated to resemble a hotel suite… Um, could someone grab a corner of that tarp there? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=11)