# So, dopers, who else here is naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477 "2001-10-30T06:39:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/201 "2001-11-02T21:16:09Z")
Wait a second… Now I’m repeating myself… ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/202 "2001-11-02T22:11:02Z")
I’m just about to jump in the [shower](http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,47334,00.html). Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/203 "2001-11-02T22:11:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > **Wow, I always pictured how beautiful you were, but the reality defies the imagination.** :::blushes::: Awww…thanks. How about you grab the drinks, and btw, how’s the elephant doing? I have always been an animal lover. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/204 "2001-11-02T22:22:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > > **Wow, I always pictured how beautiful you were, but the reality defies the imagination.** > > :::blushes::: > Awww…thanks. How about you grab the drinks, and btw, how’s the elephant doing? I have always been an animal lover. 😃 \*\* :: hands cold beverage to **foxy** :: The elephant? Well, he was out back hauling logs. Now I think that **Spangley** is using him to hose this place down. Seems like we made a bit of a mess before you popped in? Have you seen the lake? ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/205 "2001-11-02T22:36:29Z")
Nope, haven’t seen the lake yet. Care for a skinny-dip? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/206 "2001-11-03T01:23:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\*Nope, haven’t seen the lake yet. Care for a skinny-dip? \*\* Sure, if you don’t mind the [ice or the tourists](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1776266#post1776266) it can be quite invigorating. Shall we invite the others to join, or would you prefer to go one-on-one? ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/207 "2001-11-03T01:33:38Z")
One-on-one…only if you think you could take me. I can get particularly rough when excited. ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/208 "2001-11-03T01:34:09Z")
You ladies go ahead - it’s too cold for me! Besides, I’m going to help **alice** with the clean up. (drags in industrial Shop Vac, grabs pull start handle) By the way, any pets or small people in here? Say under 125 pounds? No? (Vroooomm! Mazola all gone, along with some of the linoleum, a few flowers…) Oops. Maybe I will join you ladies, ifyoudontmind. (Beats a hasty retreat) ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/209 "2001-11-03T01:36:52Z")
Oh, I see the ladies want to be alone. I guess I’ll go elsewhere. (goes to hide under couch, nope it’s in the Shop Vac too. Crap) ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/210 "2001-11-03T01:39:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\*One-on-one…only if you think you could take me. I can get particularly rough when excited. \*\* I am not certain that I could take you, but I’d think myself less of a _man_\* if I didn’t give it a try. [sub]\*Galen, that’s a hint[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/211 "2001-11-03T01:49:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > > [sub]\*Galen, that’s a hint[/sub] \*\* Well, in that case…I’m sure a quick dip in the lake will be just what the doctor ordered. (Offers **ladyfoxfyre** and **Shibboleth** his arm) Ladies, will you walk? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/212 "2001-11-03T02:09:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > **Actually - it’s my house, tastefully decorated to resemble a hotel suite…** Sorry I’m late. I was hoping to celebrate my 1,000 post here at the party, but instead I got distracted and ended up posting what may be the [most depressing 1,000th post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1783503#post1783503) the boards have ever seen (no worries, I’m happy as a clam – just a post on a real downer of an issue). I was wondering, since the place is trashed, and since we have a fair amount of unused paints and crayons, how about we redecorate the walls? Anyone up for a mural? I haven’t done this since a toga party at Psi U in '83, when the few walls left standing received fine art work. (Unfortunately, the walls which did not remain standing became problematic – few walls, few floorboards, few doors, no windowglass, no heat, no electircity, no water – just some lovely summery drawings on a couple of walls to get us through the Canadian winter. We even had vagrants wander in and complain to us about the conditions. But that is another story.) Mind if I start with a banyon tree as a backdrop? Lots of branches to play in, leaves to hide behind, and trunks to lay against. That’s the nice thing about banyon trees – several trunks for every tree. ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/213 "2001-11-03T02:29:58Z")
Banyan trees are good; I remember them from when I lived in Hawaii. Shall I put in a few tigers (Bengal, of course) peeping out here and there? How about a fire lizard or two? Oh, I had to come in. Various “parts” were threatening to freeze and crack off. I think I’ll stick to jacuzzis. Wait a minute! Save some of the paints! **Ladyfoxfyre** hasn’t been decorated yet! I’m all aquiver…a fresh canvas! Lessee now…definitely something involving flames…hmmm - abstract or representational, **lady** ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/214 "2001-11-03T02:30:58Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Muffin \*\*\* > Sorry I’m late. I was hoping to celebrate my 1,000 post here at the party…_\* Well, happy naked 1k **Muffin**! I think redecorating is an excellent idea. I’m sure **Spangley** won’t mind. We have bodypaints, we have bodies, why not use us as human paintbrushes? ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/215 "2001-11-03T02:39:24Z")
Ok, now just dunk your head in this bucket… **Muffin** , you get her feet, I’ll hold her…umm, higher up. We’ll get these trees painted up in no time. Oh, that’s not what you meant? Sorry, being a little literally minded here. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/216 "2001-11-03T02:53:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by galen ubal \* > \*\*Ok, now just dunk your head in this bucket… **Muffin** , you get her feet, I’ll hold her…umm, higher up. We’ll get these trees painted up in no time. > > Oh, that’s not what you meant? Sorry, being a little literally minded here. \*\* Here, splatch some on my front. I have an idea. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/217 "2001-11-03T02:56:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Muffin \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by galen ubal \* > > \*\*Ok, now just dunk your head in this bucket… **Muffin** , you get her feet, I’ll hold her…umm, higher up. We’ll get these trees painted up in no time. > > > > Oh, that’s not what you meant? Sorry, being a little literally minded here. \*\* > > Here, splatch some on my front. I have an idea. \*\* I think **Muffin** ’s got the idea, I was thinking in terms of things a bit south of the head. And quit calling me “she”. I found it amusing the first few times, but since we _are_ naked after all it’s become a bit of an insult. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/218 "2001-11-03T03:01:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Muffin \* > **I was wondering, since the place is trashed, and since we have a fair amount of unused paints and crayons, how about we redecorate the walls? Anyone up for a mural?** Do I want you to re-decorate my condo with body paint and crayons? Um… > [@](#): > > \*\*Mind if I start with a banyon tree as a backdrop? Lots of branches to play in, leaves to hide behind, and trunks to lay against. That’s the nice thing about banyon trees – several trunks for every tree. \*\* Um, how bout something a little more baroque - I’m not really into the jungle theme… ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/219 "2001-11-03T03:05:36Z")
Flames? sounds good to me. Abstract, please. Make sure **Shibb** gets a shot at me. And take your time, please. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/220 "2001-11-03T03:07:29Z")
Whoops…apologies, **Shibboleth** ; now that I think of it, I don’t know where I got the idea. (Splash)Green for **Muffin**. (Splash)Grey-brown for **Shibboleth**. (Splash,splash) Orange and black for **alice** -the tigers, you know. Me? I’m pouting. Nobody’s painted me up yet. :mad: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=12)