# So, dopers, who else here is naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477 "2001-10-30T06:39:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/221 "2001-11-03T03:09:34Z")
Um guys - I’m not sure I want a portrait of the Three Stooges do Safari in my living room - I thought understated hotel room was kinda nice… And **HEY** quit using my bunnies at paint rags - they will **NEVER** get the paint out of their fur… I’m gonna make you people put yer clothes back on in a second… ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/222 "2001-11-03T03:11:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\*Flames? sounds good to me. Abstract, please. Make sure **Shibb** gets a shot at me. And take your time, please. 😃 \*\* The **lady** wants flames, then flames she will get. **Shibb** gets dibs on which side - I owe him. While he’s deciding, I’ll consult with **alice** on the paint scheme (rolling up sleeves…wait, I’m not wearing anything - how can I prepare if I have nothing to roll up?) ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/223 "2001-11-03T03:13:38Z")
Actually, **alice** , come to think of it, I haven’t seen any bunnies since I fired up the Shop Vac… ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/224 "2001-11-03T03:17:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by galen ubal \* > \*\*While he’s deciding, I’ll consult with **alice** on the paint scheme \*\* **WELL** , it’s nice that **SOMEBODY** decided to consult with me - sheesh. I think a nice roman theme would be good - perhaps some pillars, and like a steam bath. Throw in some scantily clad nubians, and we’ll really have something going. Now, who wants to help me with these olive branches… **ShibbOleth** quite playing with Jumbo over there, and help me with this paint, **Pretty Please**. ::_batts eyelashes appealingly_:: ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/225 "2001-11-03T03:21:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by galen ubal \* > \*\*Actually, **alice** , come to think of it, I haven’t seen any bunnies since I fired up the Shop Vac… \*\* Humm - I’m sure they’ll [chew](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=8111) their way out… Ooo - I see that the vomitorium is coming along nicely… ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/226 "2001-11-03T03:29:57Z")
_{ **Muffin** , head hung low with shame, walks dejectedly down to the [lake](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95461&pagenumber=2) to wash up.}_ _{But he returns with a smile on his face and an ancient Grecian pillar over each shoulder. That tourist site with the lake is turning out to be quite handy.}_ ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/227 "2001-11-03T03:33:00Z")
Where do you want the braziers? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/228 "2001-11-03T04:23:55Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\* > I think a nice roman theme would be good - perhaps some pillars, and like a steam bath. Throw in some scantily clad nubians, and we’ll really have something going._\* Nubia? Radicitus, comes! _{ **Muffin** blinks confusedly a couple of times, shakes his head briskly, and knocks his forehead thrice with his palm just to see what shakes out.}_ ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/229 "2001-11-03T04:33:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\*Where do you want the braziers? \*\* Ut humiliter opinor, in medio atria. {_ **Muffin** scratches his head rapidly. He’s getting more than a little worried about what is flowing out of his mouth.}_ ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/230 "2001-11-03T04:47:17Z")
I am. **JoeyHemlock** has pictures to prove it. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/231 "2001-11-03T05:28:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > **So, dopers, who else here is naked? > I am.** Sic faciunt omnes. Salut, Ginger! Melius tarde, quam nunquam. _{ **Muffin** starts looking around for something to stuff in his mouth – where are those bunnies?}_ ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/232 "2001-11-03T06:28:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Muffin \* > \*\*Sic faciunt omnes. Salut, Ginger! Melius tarde, quam nunquam. > \*\* Don’t stop **Muffin** - the roman(?) thing is really quite cute. Now, who wants a butter-tart while we take a little break from painting? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/233 "2001-11-03T06:30:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\*Where do you want the braziers? \*\* Well, on your head of course, silly. ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/234 "2001-11-03T06:33:16Z")
While you’re up, **Spangley** , can you take my car to the place to get the oil changed? Since you’re nekkid and all? Since I’m so eloquent that I can’t remember what the name of the place is? I have no bunnies, but I do have peaches. Note: Ozarka Natural Spring Water is refreshing, but oh, so cold when spilled on the nekkidity. I’m gonna grill a steak real quick. Hungry? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/235 "2001-11-03T06:38:24Z")
Um. I’m kinda chilly. I think I’ll get dressed now, ok? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/236 "2001-11-03T08:30:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Muffin \* > > \*\*Sic faciunt omnes. Salut, Ginger! Melius tarde, quam nunquam. > > \*\* > > Don’t stop **Muffin** - the roman(?) thing is really quite cute. > > Now, who wants a butter-tart while we take a little break from painting? \*\* Mmrmph nmffnrm mphrn . . . _{ **Muffin** pulls a rag out of his mouth . . .}_ Libet? Quid rides? Nescio quid dicas. Mihi ignosce, latine loqui coactus sum. Non tolerabiles ineptiae. Vita luna! Pavesco, pavesco! Sum raptus regaliter; raptus regaliter. Veni, Vidi, volo in domum redire. Vale, lacerte. _{A seriously freaked **Muffin** heads home for the night, figuring on having to spend the weekend searching the boards for a speach-language pathologist, and swearing to never re-decorate with a Roman theme again.}_ ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/237 "2001-11-03T12:55:19Z")
(As the night ends and the sun rises in the cold blue sky, galen looks over the drunken, naked debauchery and decides, It Is Good. He returns to the sunny climes from whence he came, quietly closing the thread behind him…) ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/238 "2001-11-03T16:27:28Z")
I just thought I’d sneak in here and announce that our very own **Anniz** is naked right now, in the shower. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/239 "2001-11-03T16:32:52Z")
I…can’t…take it anymore… Argh! **::rip::** _::tare::_ ::snap:: Ta daa! \ \ (Oh that spotlight it hot on my bum) ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/240 "2001-11-03T16:46:24Z")
**Muffin**! Stop talking to me in dead languages! I mean, I _know_ you’re from Ontario and all, but come on! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=13)