# So, dopers, who else here is naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477 "2001-10-30T06:39:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/241 "2001-11-03T17:11:40Z")
So, **Ginger** , what kind of design would you like? Or a massage, perhaps? I live to serve. [sub]and if you believe that, I’ve got some land down here to sell you.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/242 "2001-11-03T17:16:54Z")
Neither, **galen** , but thank you. I’m dressed now. I just want to know what **Muffin** was saying. ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/243 "2001-11-03T17:56:17Z")
Can’t help you there, I’m afraid - I can just barely recognize the language. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/244 "2001-11-03T18:28:19Z")
I do believe that **ShibbOleth** has left me for **alice**. Oh well. I am still unpainted, **galen ubal**. Help me out? ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/245 "2001-11-03T18:37:48Z")
Thought I got you last night…who’s wandering around covered in flames? Oh, I remember - it was that Jehovah’s Witness. I don’t think **alice** has to worry about white - shirted God salesman anymore. Let’s see, abstract flame design…let’s start with white on the calves, shading upward to dark red toward the top. What color is your hair, and is it long enough to simulate smoke? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/246 "2001-11-03T19:54:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\ ***Muffin**! Stop talking to me in dead languages! I mean, I _know_ you’re from Ontario and all, but come on! \*\* _{ **Muffin** stagers in under a great load of laundry, on his way to the cleaners.}_ Speaking with you, **Ginger** , would bring any language to life. (Oh, and that’s Northern Ontario – we’ve been trying to secede.) ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/247 "2001-11-03T20:27:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*I just want to know what **Muffin** was saying. \*\* As far as I can tell, when alice\_in\_wonderland decided to re-decorate her pad in a Roman theme, her force of will psychically re-decorated me. She must be pretty experienced at that sort of thing, given those books written about her. Fortunately, the spell wore off as I slept. Since you ask, here’s the translation: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > **Throw in some scantily clad nubians, and we’ll really have something going.** Nubia? Radicitus, comes! (Nubians? Radical, dude!) _{Muffin blinks confusedly a couple of times, shakes his head briskly, and knocks his forehead thrice with his palm just to see what shakes out.}_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\*Where do you want the braziers? \*\* Ut humiliter opinor, in medio atria. (In my humble opinion, in the middle of the courtyard.) _{Muffin scratches his head rapidly. He’s getting more than a little worried about what is flowing out of his mouth.}_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > **So, dopers, who else here is naked? > I am.** Sic faciunt omnes. Salut, Ginger! Melius tarde, quam nunquam. (We’re all doing it. Hi, Ginger! Better late than never.) _{Muffin starts looking around for something to stuff in his mouth – where are those bunnies?}_ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > **Don’t stop Muffin - the roman(?) thing is really quite cute.** Libet? Quid rides? Nescio quid dicas. Mihi ignosce, latine loqui coactus sum. Non tolerabiles ineptiae. Vita luna! Pavesco, pavesco! Sum raptus regaliter; raptus regaliter. Veni, Vidi, volo in domum redire. Vale, lacerte. (Cute? Why do you laugh? I don’t know what you’re talking about. Excuse me, I have this compulsion to speak Latin. Unbearable absurdities. I’m shaking, I’m quaking. I’m royally screwed, royally screwed. I came, I saw, I want to go home. See ya later, alligator.) _{A seriously freaked Muffin heads home for the night, figuring on having to spend the weekend searching the boards for a speech-language pathologist, and swearing to never re-decorate with a Roman theme again.}_ ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/248 "2001-11-03T20:56:17Z")
Just got out of the shower; hair is dripping and my legs are all greased up with lotion. I hate how clothes feel against freshly shaved legs, so I’m sitting here naked from the waist down until the lotion is absorbed. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/249 "2001-11-04T00:32:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\*I do believe that **ShibbOleth** has left me for **alice**. Oh well. I am still unpainted, **galen ubal**. Help me out? \*\* Nah, I just had to get some sleep. Just bopped back into this thread, this is the first thing I saw, now I have to see what else has happened since last we met. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/250 "2001-11-04T00:41:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ruffian \* > \*\*Just got out of the shower; hair is dripping and my legs are all greased up with lotion. I hate how clothes feel against freshly shaved legs, so I’m sitting here naked from the waist down until the lotion is absorbed. > > That is all. \*\* Thanks, **Ruffian** , that’s the best mental image I’ve had all day. Somehow a bit more erotic than being fully undressed. Especially the bit about your hair dripping on your legs. Very nice. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/251 "2001-11-04T00:51:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Muffin \* > \*\*As far as I can tell, when alice\_in\_wonderland decided to re-decorate her pad in a Roman theme, her force of will psychically re-decorated me. She must be pretty experienced at that sort of thing, given those books written about her. \*\* It’s true - it’s all true. I _ **ALWAYS** _ get my own way - but at least I say thank-you. Now, who’s up for nude twister? I’m all limbered up after this morning’s yoga session… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/252 "2001-11-04T00:57:31Z")
I’m all stiffened up from this morning’s soccer match. But what the heck, maybe I this will help work out those kinks. [sub]Is it just me or does it seem that an alarmingly high percentage of nudists on the board are Canadian? Can someone forward me the immigration papers?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/253 "2001-11-04T01:01:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\*Is it just me or does it seem that an alarmingly high percentage of nudists on the board are Canadian? \*\* Hey guy - it’t not like we have anything else to do for the 9 months of winter we get up here. Now then… ::_spins twister doo-dad_:: Right hand yellow! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/254 "2001-11-04T01:45:46Z")
That’s an easy one. You’d better do the spins since I don’t know the game that well. But if you call right foot blue I might get some “bunny” in my eye. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/255 "2001-11-04T04:05:14Z")
::_spins twister doo-dad_:: right foot green! I wonder if anyone else is going to play… Hey - that bra looks great on yer head. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/256 "2001-11-04T04:21:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\*::_spins twister doo-dad_:: > > right foot green! > > I wonder if anyone else is going to play… > > Hey - that bra looks great on yer head. \*\* Well, it would be nice if **ladyfoxfyre** , **Limerick** or **Ginger** would jump in as well, but I don’t mind posting up with you one-on-one. As for the bra, I am often told that anything that helps cover me up is a good fashion accessory. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/257 "2001-11-04T04:25:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\*Well, it would be nice if **ladyfoxfyre** , **Limerick** or **Ginger** would jump in as well, but I don’t mind posting up with you one-on-one. > \*\* Ok, it’s thee and me then… ::_spins twiste…well, you get the idea_:: Left hand red! Hey - watch where yer swining that elephant! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/258 "2001-11-04T04:51:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > > \*\*Well, it would be nice if **ladyfoxfyre** , **Limerick** or **Ginger** would jump in as well, but I don’t mind posting up with you one-on-one. > > \*\* > > Ok, it’s thee and me then… > > ::_spins twiste…well, you get the idea_:: > > Left hand red! > > Hey - watch where yer swining that elephant! \*\* Sorry, I thought you said “elephant red”. Maybe we can tuck him away somewhere for the remainder of the match? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/259 "2001-11-04T05:09:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > > > \*\*Well, it would be nice if **ladyfoxfyre** , **Limerick** or **Ginger** would jump in as well, but I don’t mind posting up with you one-on-one. > > > \*\* > > > > Ok, it’s thee and me then… > > > > ::_spins twiste…well, you get the idea_:: > > > > Left hand red! > > > > Hey - watch where yer swining that elephant! \*\* > > Sorry, I thought you said “elephant red”. Maybe we can tuck him away somewhere for the remainder of the match? \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/260 "2001-11-04T05:21:04Z")
:::looking up at the previous posts between **Shibb** and **alice** ::: Oh what the…gah!:eek: Looking away… So, uh, **galen** , my hair is brown, long, and straight or curly depending on your artistic whim. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=14)