# So, dopers, who else here is naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477 "2001-10-30T06:39:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/261 "2001-11-04T05:51:28Z")
::_runs in from the Pit screaming_:: Ahhh - it’s **i]SCARRY**\* in there. I need to stick to Twister in the future. Now then Right buttock blue! ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/262 "2001-11-04T05:53:30Z")
:eek:Let’s step over here, shall we, **lady** “ahem” Curly, I think…you know, the long spiral curls. I think I’ll go with fall colors. Deep oranges shading upward to red/burgundy, with a white stripe in your hair as a reminder of the winter to come, and (I hope) green eyes for the promise of spring. (winces at the shriek and giggle from the background) ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/263 "2001-11-04T06:01:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by galen ubal \* > (winces at the shriek and giggle from the background) \*\* Oh what are you complaining about? We’re just playing a game here… Left knee yellow! Ya know, **Shibb** I think after this, you’re really going to need a [massage](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97050) ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/264 "2001-11-04T06:08:40Z")
Oh, not complaining **alice** , but I’m having enough trouble concentrating on artistry with the lovely {b]ladyfoxfyre\*\* as it is! Long brown hair - dark brown? I’m melting into a puddle here. If you’ve got green eyes I’m your slave. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/265 "2001-11-04T06:25:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by galen ubal \* > > (winces at the shriek and giggle from the background) \*\* > > Ya know, **Shibb** I think after this, you’re really going to need a [massage](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97050) \*\* I kneaded a massage before we started the game. Now I need a cold shower. And something to eat. [sub]BTW, I solved that little problem that was giving you a headache.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/266 "2001-11-04T06:41:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > I kneaded a massage before we started the game. Now I need a cold shower. And something to eat. > > [sub]BTW, I solved that little problem that was giving you a headache.[/sub] \*\* [sub]Was that something or someone?[/sub] **Bad** Galen! Bad, bad, naughty galen! This is a Family Thread[sup]tm[/sup] :D[sub]I’ve got to stop posting so late myself.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/267 "2001-11-04T06:48:50Z")
zoogirl saunters in, having gotten tired of waiting for everyone to wake up at the cocktail party. She stops just inside the door, and looks around… :eek: There are nekkid Dopers playing Twister, nekkid Dopers getting massages, nekkid Dopers covered in body paint and a couple of purple bunnies struggling out of a hole chewed in a greasy looking Shop-vac. Over in the corner is an even greasier rolled up sheet of plastic, smeared with paint and …other substances! " Well, that explains the tourists!" zoogirl hesitates for just a moment-“Are Canadians welcome? Cool!”. She strips off and dives in! ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/268 "2001-11-04T06:59:47Z")
Heck, most of the folks here are Canadians! And they even speak English! (ducking, dodging) Ow, ow, stop throwing things, it’s a joke! Nice to see you, **zoogirl**. So, are you up for Twister, massage or body painting? If the latter two, just let me finish up a couple of bits here. (gazing thoughtfully…hmmm, squash? Pumpkins? Hmmm…) ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/269 "2001-11-04T07:41:26Z")
“Well, since I am kind of modest, maybe some body paint would help me to feel a little less, um, exposed!! I can’t quite believe I’m doing this!” zoogirl strolls over to the nearest unoccupied chair to wait her turn. She leans back and raises her arms up for a good stttrrrreeeetttcccchhh!! “Hey, are those elephants?” ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/270 "2001-11-04T08:05:14Z")
(Cleaning brushes and sauntering over) So, **zoogirl** , what shall it be for you? I haven’t done anything reptilian yet - would you like some scales? A nice emerald green, all over, perhaps with a lighter green patch on your belly. (gazing at yet another fresh canvas) I suppose it would be best to slick your hair back…fortunately, there’s all this oil around. (selects a detail brush, starts outlining scales) ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/271 "2001-11-04T08:16:11Z")
“Um, sure, as long as I wash up by Monday-they’ll throw me in the Iguana cage! Say, that paint feels kinda nice. You must have warmed it up?” zoogirl relaxes and lets the artist create! " I think I might just pass right out. I’m still a little tired, and this feels so good…" ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/272 "2001-11-04T08:24:28Z")
Never fear, little lizard, we’ll have you all spic and span Monday morning. In the meantime, relax and get comfy. (turns down the lights slightly, selects Marvin Gaye and similar at a low level, the scent of vanilla candles in the air…life is good) ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/273 "2001-11-04T08:41:50Z")
**zoogirl**? (no response) Heck, I’ll finish it tommorow. (snuggles up and promptly falls asleep, dreams of autumn leaves, lithe little lizards, and elephants playing Twister all intermixed…) ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/274 "2001-11-04T15:55:17Z")
Green and you’re my slave? Well, sure then! Is turquoise close enough? It’s got green in it, and I think it works. So **galen** …how _you_ doin? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/275 "2001-11-04T17:19:49Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* \*\* > [@](#): > > I kneaded a massage before we started the game. Now I need a cold shower. And something to eat.\*\* Excellent - I just finished making waffles! Oooo - I wonder what we can do with this syrup… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/276 "2001-11-04T17:56:43Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > I kneaded a massage before we started the game. Now I need a cold shower. And something to eat.\*\* > > Excellent - I just finished making waffles! > > Oooo - I wonder what we can do with this syrup… \*\* Mmmm, waffles!! I hope you put some ham in there, too? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/277 "2001-11-04T18:00:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by zoogirl \* > \*\*zoogirl hesitates for just a moment-“Are Canadians welcome? Cool!”. She strips off and dives in! \*\* Another naked Canadian Doper, who’d a thunk it? [sub]this thread could have been called “are you Canadian? then take your clothes off”[/sub] Note to self: start vacationing in Canada more often! ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2001, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/278 "2001-11-04T20:33:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\*Another naked Canadian Doper, who’d a thunk it? > > This thread could have been called “Are you Canadian? then take your clothes off” > > Note to self: start vacationing in Canada more often! \*\* We’re just trying to be polite. For your vacationing pleasure, might I suggest Newfounland. Many would say they have nothing of interest, but they claim they have lots of the one thing of interest. The statistics bear them out. (Go to the [Maclean’s home page](http://www.macleans.ca/default.asp) and search for “Newfoundland Sex” for Demot’s 20Dec99 article and poll results.) ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/279 "2001-11-05T01:00:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Muffin \* > \*\* > > For your vacationing pleasure, might I suggest Newfounland. Many would say they have nothing of interest, but they claim they have lots of the one thing of interest. The statistics bear them out. (Go to the [Maclean’s home page](http://www.macleans.ca/default.asp) and search for “Newfoundland Sex” for Demot’s 20Dec99 article and poll results.) \*\* Hey - they may have **more** sex in Newfoundland, but here in Calgary we do it with our boots on! ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/280 "2001-11-05T02:08:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\*here in Calgary we do it with our boots on! \*\* Impressive. How the heck do you hang on? Oh Gawd, you don’t wear spurs with your boots, do you? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477.md?page=15)