# So, dopers, who else here is naked?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 30, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477 "2001-10-30T06:39:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/281 "2001-11-05T02:36:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \*  
> \*\*Green and you’re my slave? Well, sure then! Is turquoise close enough? It’s got green in it, and I think it works.  
> So **galen** …how _you_ doin? \*\*

(yawn, streeeetch)  
I’m doin’ just fine, **lady** ;}.

Just got up from a long autumn’s nap, feeling _all_warm and fuzzy. Waffles? Cool. Got any coffee?

Turquoise? Step on over to the jacuzzi, **lady** , and we’ll discuss the matter - you know, terms of service and so on…

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/282 "2001-11-05T02:49:48Z")

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**zoogirl** , I almost forgot. Scooch over here so I can paint up your back. I don’t suppose someone could feed me while I’m working on little lizard here? I really need some nourishment after this week.

**alice**. do you wear your boots in the jacuzzi too?  
[sub]Claw marks in my back are bad enough, I don’t need bootprints and :eek: spur cuts as well![/sub]

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/283 "2001-11-05T03:09:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Muffin \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \*  
> > \*\*here in Calgary we do it with our boots on! \*\*
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> Impressive. How the heck do you hang on?
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> Oh Gawd, you don’t wear spurs with your boots, do you? \*\*

Hey guy - once you go Calgarian, you’ll never go back…

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**Author:** ![todd33rpm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@todd33rpm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/todd33rpm)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/284 "2002-06-13T12:57:55Z")

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_::ducks in…notices he’s about 7 months too late::_

_Damn_ me and my reluctance to register, anyway! GRF!

Would it help kick things back into gear if I volunteered to take my compact car and fill it with various beverages and munchies to entice the wallflowers _back_ off the wall?

Or should I just help with the cleanup crew? _::sighs::_

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/285 "2002-06-13T13:47:28Z")

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Oddly enough, I’m _STILL_ naked; but the mods don’t really like it if you resurect these old threads - it’s hard on the server. 🙂

Al. (AKA _Spangley the Flexable_)

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/286 "2002-06-13T13:56:52Z")

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hehehe you said naked and hard in the same sentence. hehehe _snort_

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2002, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/287 "2002-06-13T14:18:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pezpunk \*  
> \*\*hehehe you said naked and hard in the same sentence. hehehe _snort_ \*\*

Why yes. Yes I did. 😉

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**Author:** ![todd33rpm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@todd33rpm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/todd33rpm)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/288 "2002-06-14T07:16:17Z")

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_::meekly closes door and considers animal sacrifice for mods in apology::_

(thanx for the nudge, Al…)

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