# So, dopers, who else here is naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477 "2001-10-30T06:39:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/21 "2001-10-30T07:25:29Z")
**ACK!!** Watch where yer putting that beer bottle **ShibbOleth**! It’s **COLD!!** ---
**Author:** ![BoiToi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d26b3c/32.png) [@BoiToi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoiToi)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/22 "2001-10-30T07:26:30Z")
I’d join you but I’m sick. This is the second night I’m actually going to have to wear clothing. Drag… \ ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/23 "2001-10-30T07:27:43Z")
Welcome everyone! Take your clothes off, pop a cold one. And keep a watch out for those rose bushes over there. Sorry **Alice** , that wasn’t a coaster, was it? ---
**Author:** ![Canby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Canby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canby)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/24 "2001-10-30T07:27:49Z")
Um, hi. I just stumbled in here from another thread. Can someone help me with this keg? ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/25 "2001-10-30T07:28:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BoiToi \* > \*\* \ \*\* Jeeze! Guy! Watch where yer spraying that phlegm! There’s naked people here! Al. [sub]P.S. I hope you feel better[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/26 "2001-10-30T07:30:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Canby \* > \*\*Can someone help me with this keg? \*\* We’ve got a **KEGGER**!! Alright - everybody RHUMBA! ---
**Author:** ![Limerick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@Limerick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Limerick)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/27 "2001-10-30T07:31:21Z")
I’m a girl! And there was no need to shed clothes since I am enjoying one of the perks of living alone-- constant nudity! ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/28 "2001-10-30T07:33:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Limerick \* > \*\*I’m a girl! And there was no need to shed clothes since I am enjoying one of the perks of living alone-- constant nudity! \*\* Nice! I’m a nude vaccumer, actually - usually when my roommate is away… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/29 "2001-10-30T07:35:51Z")
Well, I swiped a Bell’s Pale Ale from someone in that other thread\*. The label says it brewed in Kalamazoo. It’s got a nice, strong flavor to it. [sub]\*IRL this is a beer I commandeered from the two left over sixes at [OhDope](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95840). The other four I have left were brewed by a fellow Doper, but for some reason I can’t recall right now which one. Oscar, perhaps?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Limerick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@Limerick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Limerick)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/30 "2001-10-30T07:36:16Z")
Ah yes, nude vacuuming… Funny how so many household chores take on a new glamour when done in the buff… ---
**Author:** ![Limerick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@Limerick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Limerick)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/31 "2001-10-30T07:37:54Z")
Well, I’m happy to finally be at a dman party since I’ve managed to miss approximately 83 DopeFests in teh last month. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/32 "2001-10-30T07:38:30Z")
Currently, I’m enjoying a lovely Guinness - cool and refreshing! Ahhh. Actually - that could be the breeze coming in my open window… ---
**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/33 "2001-10-30T07:39:00Z")
vacuuming nude is nothing, try vacuuming drunk! That’s a challenge. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/34 "2001-10-30T07:39:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Limerick \* > \*\*I’m a girl! And there was no need to shed clothes since I am enjoying one of the perks of living alone-- constant nudity! \*\* I’m just across the state line from you the next time you need some help with light housekeeping or amateur photography. And next time we have an OhDope you should definitely consider dropping over. Plenty of clothes shedding was going on there. [sub]Oops, I promised not to say anything about that![/sub] I just made that last bit up. Everyone was fully clothed…honest!!! ---
**Author:** ![Limerick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@Limerick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Limerick)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/35 "2001-10-30T07:39:32Z")
Um-- That was supposed to be “damn.” And “the.” Jesus. Looks like I need to stop swiping sips of Shib’s Pale Ale. ---
**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/36 "2001-10-30T07:40:24Z")
Whatever you do don’t vacuum drunk and naked though. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/37 "2001-10-30T07:41:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Genseric \* > \*\*vacuuming nude is nothing, \*\* Obviously, you are unfamiliar with the crevice tool. Al. [sub]I can’t belive I said that.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Limerick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@Limerick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Limerick)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/38 "2001-10-30T07:42:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \* > \*\* > I’m just across the state line from you the next time you need some help with light housekeeping or amateur photography. \*\* I’ll keep it in mind. It gets so tiresome always having to set the timer on the camera… Yeah, I look forward to the next OhDope. Will have to try to find my way over there. I keep hoping this HoosierDope thing will really come to pass. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/39 "2001-10-30T07:43:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Limerick \* > \*\*Um-- That was supposed to be “damn.” And “the.” > > Jesus. Looks like I need to stop swiping sips of Shib’s Pale Ale. \*\* I thought that bottle was going by awfully quickly. Can I get you one of your own? Or perhaps something from the keg? ---
**Author:** ![Limerick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@Limerick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Limerick)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-dopers-who-else-here-is-naked/90477/40 "2001-10-30T07:45:23Z")
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